Read in the late second hour of darkness, before the time of midnight.
My pressie for the third day after Chrissy is to have Gnarl grin to ChaseRules, and say in his best * I'm a creepy sod * voice, "ARE YOU MY GIFTY? "
and why does it present itself on the third day after Chrissy? Cos maybe you'll have forgotten about it by then.
So should you here that light tapping at three in the morning and you wonder where it is coming from,
you check under the bed but it isn't there.
you check in the wardrobe but there is nothing in there, you emptied it for this reason last Halloween.
You hear a tapping on the window but it can't be the tree as the insurance company said that its falling over
was an act of God.
The tapping is above you on the ceiling, then you see the Gnarl looking at you.
You wake up and it is daylight, you wonder what became of the Gnarl, it was looking at you.
About to apply your war paint you see Gnarl teeth reflecting from the mirror then you realize you are Gnarl!