So, who will be my zombie slave?

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

It's too hot and I don't want to get up. Therefore, I need a zombie slave to fetch my Pepsi, brush my hair, and cook for me.

Why a zombie slave, you ask? Because it popped into my head a minute ago. 😛 Now here's the fun part; I have to find the perfect candidate and turn them into a zombie...then teach them how to cook, clean, etc.

Who would make the best zombie slave? And yes, you get to vote. 😈

 

[WillowFromBuffy]

Zombie slave? Finally! Now I can go ahead with my assassination plan.

 

[nightshade]

I don't know, that sounds like hard work, you'll have to teach them everything first, surely kidnapping a maid and butler would be better.

 

[DeadlyDuo]

You'll never take me alive!

 

[Nix]

I would have offered but you lost me at Zombie!

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

Who voted for moi?!

 

[ILLYRIAN]

My dearest Amber Bunny Slippers
(I dare you to tell other members I said that to you)
Do you know where a real Zombie comes from, do you know what religion they are of?
If I can be your Zombie, yipee!

 

[Ethan Reigns]

It looks like everybody knows better than to choose me. I'd have her brains eaten in half an hour and blame it in a marauding band of bunnies. Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!

 

[November]

Zombies are so boring. Everyone is a zombie now days, you could pick up a slave for $10 an hour.

The trick is getting people to WANT to serve you.