Some Blonde Men Jokes....For A Change!

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Ok, we're always hearing about Blonde women jokes, so here are a few about blonde men :: wacko : :-

  • Q: Why did it take the blonde window cleaner a week, just to wash 3 basement windows?
    A: It took him 6 days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.

    Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
    A: A rebel without a clue.

    Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
    A: He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

    Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
    A: He didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

    Q: How do you recognise a blonde at a car wash?
    A: He's the one on his bike.

    Q: Why did the blonde put his finger over the nail he was hammering?
    A: The noise gave him a headache.

    Q: What did the blonde do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
    A: He turned it over and used the other side.

    Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
    A: Two, One to stand in the bath, and another to pass him the hairdryer.
 
LMAO ... those things are funny

wait a sec ...

I am blonde ...

hey, I'm offended, I'm not dumb 🙁 ... okay maybe just a little!
 
No comment...except it's so true....printing it out and passing it on to my newly blond mate...if he must bleach his hair 😀
 
Hehe, I love them! Blake is so gonna get it the next time I see him...😀

I've got one:

An Irishman, Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.


At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"


The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

(are you ready for it....................)

(It's worth the wait.)

(here it comes..............................)


"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."

😀
 
Here, I got a little one that I've heard before that I thought was pretty funny. There's one blonde standing on one side of a river and another blonde standing on the opposite side of the river. So one of them shouts to the other, "How do I get to the other side?!" The other blonde says, "You're already on the other side!" (I think the way the person told me the joke kind of made it more funny than it is. lol)
 
Hehe, thanks! My grandpa sent it to me over e-mail, actually! 😀

Hey Kris, didn't I e-mail that joke to you? ??? I know I had it on e-mail...
 
No, a friend told it to me. I do remember you sending me some though. Anyway, yours and Wesley's were better than mine.🙂
 
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