Someone stole Buffy

[nightshade]

This was in the local paper today, poor Buffy

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Poor kid.

 

[Bop]

I feel terrible for Bonnie, it must be unimaginable to lose your child 🙁

 

[Taake]

Pygmy goat! Oh my god, so precious. I hope Harriet gets her back! #BringbackBuffy

 

[ILLYRIAN]

I hope little Buffy had no Jewish friends, 'cos that would be weird.

 

[thetopher]

Later a note was received:
'Come to The Bronze alone or we make her a meal.'

*supply the punchline.*