Something For A Lonely Man

[white avenger]

Even at my age, life (and people) continue to amaze me. It makes Spike and his Buffy Bot seem almost childishly innocent:


Custom Conjured Succubus*awaits a new keeper*pleasures - eBay (item 110417142441 end time Aug-22-09 13:44:11 PDT)


And great news, guys. THEY TAKE PAYPAL!!!

(Ladies, I'm sure that you could probably get an incubus from the same place if you're willing to pay the price.)

The worst part is, there's some poor fool out there somewhere who'll pay for this!

 

[Blondie Bear]

:lmao:

Seriously?! Wow.

 

[Revolver]

The worst part is, there's some poor fool out there somewhere who'll pay for this!

We'll see who's the fool when I have me my very own succubus!

 

[Crazy Flakes]

Wow, that's awesome! Thanks for letting us know about it, WA!

I just ordered two incubi, but I'm sure they'll be worth the price. Hopefully they'll get here soon!

 

[Blondie Bear]

Can I get a Spike-shaped incubus? I'll stop laughing if that's an option. 😀

 

[Fredsicle]

Shipping is only $3.00! What a bargain!

 

[white avenger]

After re-thinking the whole thing, I decided that it isn't such a bad idea after all. I've got 1 Buffy and 1 Faith succubus coming, and when I mentioned all of the customers that I had sent them, they threw in an Illyria for free, plus put me on the top of the waiting list for a super deluxe Vampirella Special.

 

[Clem Rocks]

He has good feedback 😵

"I am enjoying my purchase. It is doing wonderful things.
ladyadragon ( 5 )
Jul-16-09 15:04
CONJURED DEMON AWAITS A NEW MASTER-GRANTS ALL FOR YOU ([HASHTAG]#110329157375[/HASHTAG]) US $200.00 View Item"

 

[Joan the Vampire Slayer]

Seriously? That is so bizarre!

 

[Fredsicle]

What a nut. Magic's all balderdash and chicanery

 

[caitaintdead]

He has good feedback 😵

"I am enjoying my purchase. It is doing wonderful things.
ladyadragon ( 5 )
Jul-16-09 15:04
CONJURED DEMON AWAITS A NEW MASTER-GRANTS ALL FOR YOU (#110329157375) US $200.00 View Item"

I also found the best thing about the entire situation the feedback!

"Received blessed candle, so far no change in my life, but I'm waiting."

 

[Joyce Summers]

Anyone concerned by the guy who has bought FOUR of the succubus rings? If anything can say desperate and weird.....I'd say that does.

 

[LorneyTunes]

Oh dear god thats awful. I know I saw something in a newspaper, where you held your hand over a picture of five minutes thinking of a question you want answered. Then you send a crazy gipo some money.So she can send back some nonsense saying you having a chance of coming into money in April and meeting a Tall handsome strange in december.

I hate that there are people who will waste their money and time on somekind of hope that is a scam. Sad is the world we live in ,when people a dooped over loosing a loved one or just being out of luck in certain aspects in life. People in fragile states of mind being exploited for money makes me sick.