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(Jan. 4) -- Just when you thought you'd seen it all from Britney Spears, the pop princess, 22, has gotten married -- at a little Vegas chapel, wearing a baseball cap, to a childhood friend, sources close to the singer say. A hotel bellman walked her down the aisle. But before you make any plans to send wedding gifts, a source close to the pop star insists it was all a joke that went too far, and that Spears is already making plans to annul the marriage.

Says someone close to Spears: "I don't know what's going through her mind."

Spears's husband -- at least for the time being -- is named Jason Allen Alexander, and, like the singer, is from Kentwood, La. The two tied the knot early Saturday morning in Las Vegas at the Little White Wedding Chapel on the Strip, sources tell PEOPLE.

The wedding plan was apparently hatched Friday night while Spears and Alexander were partying at Ghostbar, the hip club in the Palms Casino Hotel. The club's bouncers got word that Spears wanted a limo. One of the hotel's lime-green limos was provided, being driven by a hotel bellman, who shuttled the couple to the Little White Wedding Chapel, a famous quick-hitch place where everybody from Dixie Chick Natalie Maines to Bruce and Demi have tied the knot.

Chapel staff told the couple that they couldn't get married without a license, so the pair was taken by the limo to the Clark County Marriage Bureau office in the downtown Las Vegas courthouse at some point after 12:30 a.m. on Saturday. They applied for and were granted the marriage license, then rode back to the chapel, where they were married.

Spears wore jeans and a baseball cap. Alexander had on a casual shirt. The bellman walked Spears down the aisle. There were no friends or family in attendance.

The whole thing was videotaped by the chapel, and Spears has been showing the world's craziest wedding video to friends.

"I don't even know if she loves him," says a source.

The honeymoon, such as it was, took place back at a luxury suite at the Palms immediately after the wedding. Then, Saturday night, Spears dined with her manager, her brother, Palms owner George Maloof and a couple of friends at a hotel steakhouse.

Little is known about Alexander. A source says that he and Spears were childhood friends who recently hooked up -- then hitched up. They had spent New Year's Eve together at the hotel's Rain nightclub, then retired to the suite.

Spears released her fourth album, "In the Zone," last November. It debuted at No. 1 on the album charts. Her concert tour begins in San Diego on March 2.
 
LMFAO! Oh my god ... that's kinda sad ... yet insanely funny. 🙂
 
I think it's hysterical. Now everyone is going to have something more to rag on her. How do you pull a prank by getting married? I'd love to see the guy say no, and then her life is over!
 
If it were a prank, wouldn't they have said 'hey, wait a minute we were only kidding' when they were getting their marriage license???

It may have been a prank, but more likely it was just a way of getting the almighty attention she so desperately seems to crave. Actually it only proves how incredibly stupid she really is.
 
SHe wants an annulment now. I bet the cameras and everyone are going to run to Justin and be like "what do you think about your x getting married". Does anyone else wisht he two would just fade away into the darkness?>
 
sekhmet2k1: true it can seem like she wanted some attention...

parker: thanx for sharing!!
 
I feel really sorry for Brittney.

And I mean that.

I haven't seen any evidence that she is happy with her life.
 
I sometimes think it's kinda mean that everyone's so hard on Britney. Same goes for Christina. They're just two girls trying to make a living ... Now Justin, he gets on my nerves. Does he rap? Does he sing? He doesn't know what to suck at. 😉
 
arg, the things people do...I sware she probably did it for more attention. but who knows, maybe she really is staying married but wants people to think it's a joke so they'll leave her "husband" alone.....who knows, but I think that's one stupid publicity stunt....(probably doesn't help that I dislike britney with a firey passion)
 
It sounds like to me (from what I have read) that Britney is a bit messed up at the moment and I have to say I feel sorry for her. I don't think she deserves everyone saying all horrible stuff about her as Rocket said, she is just doing her job.

If it was a publicity stunt then it was a pretty stupid one but if she did it after days of partying then that is really sad.....as in upsetting not sad as in pathetic.
 
if your going to post pointless crap don't call it "somthing funny" if i cared that people got pissed and did somthing stupid i'd read the sun. atleast that has page 3!

and for the record when i am seen with a paper its usually the guardian 🙂
 
Faldor......Has the Guardian got rid of its spelling mistakes yet??😉
 
I can call the thread whatever I want, Faldor.

Someone said that her husband was the guy who played George Castanza (?) on Seinfield. The short bald guy. That isnt who it is, is it?
 
No, her husband is not George Castanza!!!

Faldor- As long as he doesn't title the thread something dirty, he can title it whatever he would like to.
 
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