Spike & Angel Find Out About Buffy's "Experimentation" with Satsu

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XANDER: The LA Slayers that you've been working with, they told us everything. Buffy just wanted me to let you know that if you ever need assistance, our team's a phonecall away.

SPIKE: Good to know-Now how about that bit with the Immortal, are they still involved?

XANDER: Heh, about that. Buffy's been the target of a lot of assasination attempts since she started her global campaign against the bad guys--so, we've kinda been placing decoys around the world. Buffy, our Buffy was never really involved with the Immortal, she's never even met the guy. The Italian decoy's been living the high life with him to lure the big bads away from the real Buffster.

ANGEL: Oh thank God.

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SPIKE: So she's still single then?

XANDER: Not exactly...

SPIKE: Meaning...

XANDER: You might not want to hear this.

SPIKE: Bloody hell, don't tell me the two fo you are--

XANDER: Us? No... It's just that last I heard Buffy was... temporarily... playing for the other team...

ANGEL: She's gone bad?

XANDER: Not exactly, she's been going with a girl.

SPIKE: Willow?!?

XANDER: No, a young rookie Slayer named Satsu.

SPIKE: Bloody Hell!

Pg. 3-20: Angel & Spike Standing Speechless with Shocked Expressions on their Faces. And Xander fidgeting.

Pg. 21: [Spike's face turns from a look of shock into a smirk]
SPIKE: Well I figure that Buffy found out no man could fill the void of William the Bloody! So to speak... Ha ha, this could actually work to my advantage, even Dru & Darla wouldn't let me--

ANGEL: COOOOOKIEEEEES!!!!!!!!!
[runs into the street flipping over cars with his bare hands]

SPIKE: What's he on about? Cookies?

XANDER: Someone should probably go take care of the situation out there.

SPIKE: I'll leave that to you mate. Now, you wouldn't happen to have this Satsu's number?
 
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Frketson
i would buy it.
Question. Is this somethng that actually happened or not? I don't follow the comics, so I'm not sure.
 
Ah!!! Did this realy happen? If so, this deserves a spoiler warning. I really need to be keeping up with the comics.

*sneezes hysterically

I'm deathly allergic to spoilers.
 
I've read the new one....and this didn't happen, but maybe a new after the fall is out I haven't read... anyways I don' think it's real? Mainly b/c if Buffy knew about Spike and all she did was send a msg via Xander that she'll help whenever...uh... that wouldn't be cool of her.
 
It's just what he thinks would be a good idea, he always posts threads like this
 
Everyone bar Clem Rocks is a moron in this thread - even the gals I like, I mean seriously, I credited you with some brains girls!

I guess I should critique this like its an actual fic.
Well its poorly done, the characters are bland and two dimensional (hence, girlies, why you should have cottoned on - well that and a gazillion other reasons).

I get that this was obviously you having a 'bit of fun' but this won't be winning no Xander award next year!
 
This was funny! Angel freaking out! Buffy loses it! Spike gets a real kick out of it! Shock-faces for 17 pages! All in all, FUNNY!!!!!
 
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