Spike Dialogue is inaudible

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Can any off our more hearing efficient members tell me what Spike say's in season 7 when Buffy walks into the celler after he's seen her with Angel,its something like,"So,who told off the forehead",then he says,"You'll get no arguement from me",and he crushes his ciggerette packet and throws it?
I'm deaf in one ear,so cant grasp what he say's!
 
SPIKE
So...where's tall, dark and forehead?

BUFFY
(rolls her eyes) Let me guess. You can smell him.

SPIKE
Yeah, that and I also used my enhanced vampire eyeballs to watch you kissing him.

BUFFY
(awkwardly) It was...a hello.

SPIKE
Most people don't use their tongues to say hello. Or I guess they do, but"”

BUFFY
There were no tongues. Besides, he's gone.

SPIKE
Oh, just popped by for a quickie, then?

BUFFY
(walks away) Good, good. I haven't had quite enough jealous vampire crap for one night.

SPIKE
He wears lifts, you know.

Buffy looks over at the punching bag that Spike was hitting and sees something has been taped to it: a sketch drawn in black marker on white paper, shows hair that sticks straight up, X's for eyes and fangs on the frowny face. Buffy rolls her eyes at the representation of Angel.

BUFFY
You know, one of these days I'm just gonna put you 2 in a room and let you wrestle it out.

SPIKE
(rifling through an empty cigarette package) No problem at this end. (throws the package away in disgust)

BUFFY
(her eyes widen with excitement) There could be oil of some kind involved.

SPIKE
(walks up to Buffy) Where's the trinket?

BUFFY
The who-ket?

SPIKE
The pretty necklace your sweetie-bear gave you. The one with all the power. I believe it's mine now.

BUFFY
How do you figure?

SPIKE
Someone with a soul, but more than human? Angel meant to wear it, that means I'm the qualified party. (holds out his hands)

BUFFY
It's volatile. We don't know"”

SPIKE
You'll be needing someone strong to bear it, then. You planning on giving it to Andrew?

BUFFY
(looks at the amulet, then at Spike) Angel said the amulet was meant to be worn by a champion.

Spike looks down, disappointed, but Buffy walks forward and hands it to him.

SPIKE
Been called a lot of things in my time.

BUFFY
(coyly) Faith still has my room.

SPIKE
Well, you're not staying here. You can't buy me off with shiny beads and sweet talk. You got Angel breath. I'm not gonna just let you whack me back and forth like a rubber ball. I've got my pride, you know.

BUFFY
I understand. (turns to walk away)

SPIKE
(cuts her off) Clearly you don't, 'cause the whole "having my pride" thing was just a smokescreen.

BUFFY
(sighs with relief) Oh, thank God.

SPIKE
I don't know what I would have done if you'd have gone up those stairs.
 
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captain peroxide
wow,from memory or book?either way impressive and thankydoodles
LOL

"You got Angel breath."

and LOL at the punching bag with a drawing of angel on it.
i always Laugh so hard at that bit!
 
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ubi4soft
Yeah, Joss did it
"No,no,hold on a minute.I've hummed along to your pity dity,now i think its time i had the mike for a bit"

BUFFY:"Fine,the stage is yours,tear me up"

SPIKE:"Your....intollerable you know that?"

BUFFY:"Thanks that really helps"

SPIKE:"Thats not what i'm trying to say!"

BUFFY:"What do you even mean!"

SPIKE:"I dunno,i'll let you know when i finished saying it.Your attainable,thas' what you are!"

BUFFY:"Fine,i'm attainable,i'm an attainathon,now may i please get some sleep?"

From memory,i think its right🙂
 
That scene in the basement from the last episode is one of my favorites from the entire series. I have no idea why, but I watch it over and over again.
 
aww one of my favorite scenes!

aw<3
SPIKE
(cuts her off) Clearly you don't, 'cause the whole "having my pride" thing was just a smokescreen.

BUFFY
(sighs with relief) Oh, thank God.

SPIKE
I don't know what I would have done if you'd have gone up those stairs. '

:')
 
In regards to the first post...
How did you become deaf? Born with it? Too many concerts? I must know...
 
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