Spike vs Edward

How does it sound like a prank?

It sounds like an interview with an actor who was asked a question that he has probably been asked a few times and giving an answer thats more or less exactly what would happen.

'We'd fight, one of us would win, I might have an advantage but then he might get lucky'

Thats what was said in a nutshell.


Yeah, great April Fools joke!

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Bluebird agrees: you're such a pregnant dog 😉

I might act like one, but at least I don't look like one.


Oh no he di'nt!
 
Bluebird
Bluebird
you're such a pregnant dog ;)
Hehe, I think it's a funny idea to let them fight. I have no clue about Edward, and I'm not planning to get one, but reading the comments on the blog I get the idea he's pretty indestructible (another reason to extremely dislike the Twilight series. I mean, a vampire could, can and always will, be killed by stakes, holy water, garlic, decapitation and the like). Anyway, point is, I'll leave the exact details to the people who've read/seen Twilight. I'll just say that Spike would probably win in the end, and if not, he wouldn't die but just take off. He's after all, pretty big on the self preservation thing.
 
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Mommatis
right on... Spike alway knew when to hit the ole dusty trail didn't he:) Twilight vamps are lamely pretty indestructable...
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Harley
twilight vamps can die by being ripped apart
I've never read any of the Twilight books or seen the movie, so I can't really guess at just what differences the vampires in the two separate universes might have, but from what I have seen of Spike, of the way that the character is both written and acted, my money would have to be on him, no question. Spike is a fighter, but more than that, he is a warrior. He thrives on the fist and fang conflict. The stronger his opponent is, the harder he fights. He's like a pit bulldog, small, compact, amazingly powerful, oblivious to pain, and totally focused on the fight. Knock him down five times, he gets up six times. He's the Slayer of Slayers. Forget about bad to the bone, Spike is bad clear down into the marrow. Edward better get his affairs in order if he plans on tangling with Spike, cause that's a party he ain't comin' home from.
 
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BillyidolwannaB
I love this description of Spike. Thats him to a tee.
If BTVS vamps and Twilight vamps were at all similar Spike would win hands down but Twilight vamps are nothing like like Buffy vamps. It was a great article and like so many of the comments on the article said I think it is really awesome that James read Twilight since his niece was into it. I read them because my daughter wanted to and while they were enjoyable they don't hold a candle to BTVS.
 
Someone from the boards, I think Joan The Vampire Slayer, posted a thing on Facebook that was something like Edward was the authors menopausal mormon(I think) fantasy and the vampires themselves were just one of many plot devices in the 'story', so IF she wrote the fight, Spike wouldn't have a chance.

BUT if a sane person who understood that vampires don't SPARKLE (FFS) like clay with bits of pyrite in them, they would know Spike would whup ass.
 
I think the more fair fight would be Edward versus Nannerpuss.

nannerpuss.jpg


Spoiler alert: Nannerpuss would win.
 
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charmingslayer
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Umm... I think Spike would win. The Twilight vamps are annoyingly hard to kill, yes, but Edward himself is the least scary vampire ever. We only see him kill what, two vamps? Ever? And no humans? No werewolves? No other demons of any sort? Just some cougars and deer? All through the books, he asks Bella why she isn't afraid of him. Every time he does it, I think, "Because you are the least frightening vampire in the existence of vampire lore, you idiot!"

Honestly, I think the Annoying One would win in a fight against the Cullens. According to the Twilight series, vampire claws and fangs can rip vampire flesh, and vampire strength can dismember vampire bodies. At that point, the dismembered body must be burned. spike has vampire claws, fangs, and strength. I can totally see him ripping whiny, broody Edward to shreds.
 
Got to be Spike, i love Edward don't get me wrong...but Spike just kicks butt!! Edward wouldn't stand a chance!!! Ok maybe it would be slightly closer then what i'm making it out to be...but still Spike for the Win 😀
 
It's the wuss against the hot kickass vampire.
Edward sparkles for Christ sake!
 
Oh please...I have the upper body strenght of a chicken and I'd kick Edwards pale, sparkly arse!

Spike would tear his head off.
 
Kean, now you have me imagining Edward's arse, and it's not a pretty sight!

Spike would kill him in two second flat. In fact, Xander would kill him in two seconds flat!
 
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