Spinoffs You Wouldn't Have Wanted to See?

[Crazy Flakes]

There's been endless discussion about spinoffs that you would want, but I was wondering, what Whedonverse spinoffs would you not want to see? I would say:

Kennedy the Series (nobody likes her!)
Rona the Series (I think people would've just laughed at that.)
The Potentials (the only Potentials I could stand were Vi and the Chinese girl who didn't speak any English.)
and, of course...
The Past Hairstyles of Angelus (no comment needed.)

Anyone else?

 

[Senior Watcher]

i would not like to see:

"the defective initiative - the riley finn story"
"ampata - the life and death of a sacrificial virgin"
"harmony - the story of a dumb blonde"

lol!

 

[Black Eye Guy]

A Spike Spin off, I just wouldn't be interested.

 

[IdiotJed]

Uncle Rory: The Series.

'nuff said!

 

[Rowan Hawthorn]

There's been endless discussion about spinoffs that you would want, but I was wondering, what Whedonverse spinoffs would you not want to see? I would say:

Kennedy the Series (nobody likes her!)

Damn, you struck out on the first swing! That's sad. (Shouldn't presume to speak for Everybody...)

I can't say I would have hated to see any spinoff, but If I had to pick one that I had no interest in, it's the one that seems to be at the top of most people's list: Spike & Faith. If that was all I could get, I probably would have watched it, but I don't believe there were two characters out of the main cast that I had less interest in seeing any more of (maybe Riley and Cordelia, but they were gone anyway.)

 

[Hello Cutie]

'Ted: The early years' - The story of Ted pre-Joyce.

'Anyanka- The sexcapades' -pre-Xander, still a vengance demon, a story of sex, death and vengance... kinda like a bad porn series.

I was going to say, The Andrew Show, but then, if it's anything like Storyteller, I'd change my mind and love it! 🙂

 

[UlaGan]

*"Dawn: The Young and Spoiled" - I'd better put some DVD on and rewatch some BTVS, if I ever came across such show on TV.
*"Harmony" - just so not interested in it.

 

[white avenger]

How about: "The Young And The passionate: Connor and Dawn?"

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

Is it wrong that I want to see alot of them, including BOTH from Hello Cutie?

 

[Tueuse de Vampires]

How about: In 80 days minus fullmoon and surrounding night around the world - the life and joy of Oz.

Well, I never particularly liked his character, so that explains itself.

 

[Hello Cutie]

You know what, I sorta want to see the ones I mentioned earlier as well.. and I've thought of some more that could potentially be amusing/awful...

'The Ripper Story, told by Ethan Rayne'- How ridiculously embellished would that be?
'Willie the Snitch- Barman for the evil and undead'

 

[Clem Rocks]

*"Dawn: The Young and Spoiled" - I'd better put some DVD on and rewatch some BTVS, if I ever came across such show on TV.
*"Harmony" - just so not interested in it.

I'd love to see both of those

 

[Lily]

"The Flutie and Snyder Story: Pre-digestion, the diaries of a SHS principal"
definately not something i'd tivo 🙂

 

[nerd4hire]

Demon Daughter: Kathy Newman rebels against her demon father by insisting on attending human college. Kathy, and best friend Veruca hang out at the Doublemeat palace, and get into wacky misadventures.

God, I shouldn't even put that meme out into the ether. It's the kind of stupid thing a studio might actually do.

 

[Kemy]

"The Adventures of Little Grrr Argh Guy"

 

[DarklyDreamingDrusilla]

"The Adventures of Little Grrr Argh Guy"

nerd4hire agrees: Robo Chicken should do that one.

They did do that on Robot Chicken and it was hilarious but I don't think it could do an entire series. Here is the link though and it is actually Joss Whedon's voice btw.
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/66690/detail/

Another spinoff that I would not want to see is Cordelia and the Clique: The story of Cordy before Buffy came to town.

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

You do realise that all the ones that you don't want to see, you'd be the first ones tuning in IF Joss wrote it and it had the real actors.

 

[Kemy]

I'm pretty sure people wouldn't want to see my idea. A little cardboard cutout finger puppet going "Grrr Argh" back and forwards for 45 minutes would get kinda boring.

 

[Hello Cutie]

Aren't there kids programmes to that effect?? At least kids programmes of some clay man... and stop it and tidy up- they're just balls of clay.. I'm sure the grr argh man would be just as entertaining. 🙂

 

[Kemy]

"Buffy Season 9: The Cheaper Way Home"

Nothing but finger puppets, Buffy's stake is now literally a splinter, the Vampires just get perforated. Joss does all the voices by impersonating the cast (poorly).

Hilarity ensues, or something.