~~Sponge me~~

Hmm....well if I had to go...
I'd put on a cape and brightly colored tights and throw myself off a skyscraper! I'd have a huge plastic garbage bag full of tomato paste strapped to my body, so when I hit the sidewalk I'd explode like a water balloon and douse all the poor peeps standing near me.

I might be dead and soon forgotten, but in their paste-covered trauma I will live forever! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
Hmm....well if I had to go...
I'd put on a cape and brightly colored tights and throw myself off a skyscraper! I'd have a huge plastic garbage bag full of tomato paste strapped to my body, so when I hit the sidewalk I'd explode like a water balloon and douse all the poor peeps standing near me.

I might be dead and soon forgotten, but in their paste-covered trauma I will live forever! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Um....There are pills for those kinda thoughts.... You also might not wanna hold your breath so long when going by Cemetaries....

Zander, I love your sense of humor...
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HEY! Me too!

lol...i bet a fed seen xander's post..lol...xand man is on the fed shiz list...
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Souly it's Zander not Xander.
as for the feds.... They're all gonna die!!! ahahaha.

hold on...theres a weird car outside.....
 
I would go...Uhh....in my sleep....but if i had my way, then i wouldnt go at all...

Lmfao LazyDolphin.Ya may listen to Zander...Thats messed up!
 
Have you ever seen 'Final Destination'???I would be the one running away from Death and finally killed in extraordinary circumnstances.They would remember me...for 5 days or so....
 
Originally posted by ana8
Have you ever seen 'Final Destination'???I would be the one running away from Death and finally killed in extraordinary circumnstances.They would remember me...for 5 days or so....
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Oh, so you'd wanna get blown up by a barbaque?😛
 
That could be interesting....At least I would know that I don't have much time and I could kill someone,**** DB etc....
I wouldn't use elevators though....
 
LOL LD!!! I can SO see that...

Oh the look of horror on the faces of poor innocent passerby as they get splattered by a mysterious, red, substance...then they turn to see the splattered LD cake in the road...actually...that's a little sad...I think we might not continue on with this scenario...
 
If I had to choose the method of my own execution I would pick death by smoking cigarettes - 'cos everyone knows smoking kills, right? It may not be as immediate as a firing squad though 😉
Spot the sad old ex-smoker🙂
 
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LOL LD!!! I can SO see that...

Oh the look of horror on the faces of poor innocent passerby as they get splattered by a mysterious, red, substance...then they turn to see the splattered LD cake in the road...actually...that's a little sad...I think we might not continue on with this scenario...
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Rayne!! ROCK ROCK ROCK! It's about damn time you showed your face, stranger! 🙂 You've been missed!
 
i would like to be thrown off an airplane or a high buliding or something.. like that before i die, i kinda have an idea of how it feels to fly..lol
no really, i just would, i always said that if id kill myself, id jump out of a window or something
i just love the idea of a free fall 🙂
 
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