Stupid things you've heard

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Hero

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What were some of the most unintellegent things you've heard come out of someone's mouth? Here's three I can pick off the top of my head.

If you use eye contact, you're gay.
All men are evil.
We're going to wake up in the middle of the night, every night, just to tell each other I love you.

The last one was said by my crazy ass ex. If she thought that was true I felt the need to tell her it would be more like she'd have to nudge my lazy ass to wake up or she'd have to throw cold water on me. Then the eye contact was said by an ignorant football player at my school. If people who make eye contact when they talk with people are gay then I guess I should come out of the metaphorical closet or something...
 
''If your third finger is bigger than your middle finger, your gay...''
''If you dye your hair, your gay...''
''I know someone who woke up just before they were going to get buried...''
''If you die in a dream, you really die...'' < How would someone know that!?

People say stupid things...lol
 
Lee said:
''If you die in a dream, you really die...'' < How would someone know that!?
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someone tld me tht once too, fell for it big time..
'Sisqo's a woman' (drunken times drunken times lol)
'Sharika's a man'
cnt thing of any at the mo..
 
Lee said:
''If your third finger is bigger than your middle finger, your gay...''
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Far from it... it's "if your third finger is bigger than your index finger then you are not feminine". It applies more to us girls. Just to reassure you. 😀
 
And your point being???😉

If you eat a lot of white cheese your hair'll turn white(junior high classmate,no comments)
 
Wow...lots of stupid comments there! I think one of the most stupid things i've heard someone saying is about a character in a tv-show, who was just a little kid (around 9-10), and they didn't like her cos she was childish!
Might not sound that stupid, but it was the way she said it, and the whole conversation...
 
Hero said:
If you use eye contact, you're gay.
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Hmm, I'm usually making eye contact when I'm talking to a lady/girl/woman, and I don't want to offend her by staring uhhh, elsewhere, which I know that the ladies hate, (but I just can't help it sometimes...).

This is gonna be a loooong list, Hero. I've heard so many stupid things lately, I've started tuning them out. It doesn't help that there's an election campaign on up here, either. The stupidity just keeps on coming...
 
Election campaigns are always full of stupid things...Politicians are full of stupid things! I mean, with most politicians i don't understand half of what they say! Why do they have to use so many big words?
 
JustAnnie said:
Why do they have to use so many big words?
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"Cause they're as dumb as posts, and they think we will be impressed, or just nod and agree so we don't look silly for not knowing the word they don't know in the first place...
 
I use big words when I wanna get my point across and usually it works. Is it really true that big words can fool the simple minded? Maybe that's how I get away with everything so well *ponders*
 
Hero said:
I use big words when I wanna get my point across and usually it works. Is it really true that big words can fool the simple minded? Maybe that's how I get away with everything so well *ponders*
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But Grasshopper, you must use your powers for good...otherwise it leads to the dark side...😉 (can I mix my cultural references, or what!?)
 
It would be fun to go to the dark side for a while. Anyway, back on topic... um... oh! ok! Here's one from my uncle. "It's not ok to say crap in my house, but it is ok to say n*****." Now...wait...isn't..... that one word worse than the other...?
 
Hmmm...Stupid things people say.

Janet and Michael Jackson are the same person.

The holocaust never happened.

Elvis, Tupac, insert name of dead celebrity here ____ is still alive.

There's this arabian shiek who's hauling icebergs to Saudia Arabia, and he's gonna turn Saudi Arabia into a jungle

Angel was canceled because there was no possibility for growth, and the ratings weren't good enough.
 
I've never heard someone say the holacuast never happened, but if I did I'd probably slap the person.
 
LOL, good one on the Angel thing, N4H!

I've heard the holocaust thing before, too. A few others...

Dogs are boys, cats are girls.
The government has nothing to hide.
"Yeah! That cop can't hear you cuss him out driving by at 70mph!..." *cough*...
 
Lee said:
''If you die in a dream, you really die...''
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lol...I die in my dreams all the time...hell...I've watched myself being buried...I'm not dead...at least I don't think so. I am alive right? You guys all see that I typed this? Yea...I'm pretty sure whoever said that was pretty dumb...

Ah...I couldn't type all the stupid things Iv'e heard...too many, but here's a few...

"You own like a real live horse? Like, one that breathes? Is it alive?" Nope...it's plastic. Yes, it's real you idiot. It breathes it alive. Wow. Amazing.

"Didn't Hitler kill people or something?" I can't believe they just asked that....

"Aren't twins supposed to be exactly the same? Can you tell what she's thinking?" I think I have been asked this a thousand times. No we aren't the same. We aren't clones. No I cannot read her mind.
 
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