Stupid things you've heard

[SpikedBuffy]

I think just about everything that comes out of anybody's mouth is idiotic.

But, that's just the cynical side of me, right?

Here's the best though: We need to break up. It's not you, it's me.
Yeah right. That's the stupidest thing ever.

 

[DáNió]

hmmm dont want to sound dumb...oh wait iam..whats the holocaust? ???

 

[Magui]

Anything by argentian models,Britney Spears,my gym teacher and Shell😛(nah,j/k)

 

[Xander]

If you have an older brother you are 33.3% more likely to be gay. Apparently adds up, so if you have two you are 66.6% more likely to be gay. Who knows what happens when you have four, oh wait, you turn into Michael Jackson, tehehe.

Oh and what happens when a male pleases himself to much. Including hairy palms and blindness.

 

[nerd4hire]

hmmm dont want to sound dumb...oh wait iam..whats the holocaust? ???

Check this out:

http://www.escmedia.org/wires/holocaust.html

It's a high-school student's take on the "Holocaust never happened" thing. I don't know if the "Jesus" analogy is really necessary, and calling Lucher a researcher is a little over kind, but the rest is pretty good.

 

[JustAnnie]

Britney Spears: I'm for death penalty. Criminals should get punished, so that they learn til next time (not word for word, but she said something like that!)

 

[BillieHunter]

Britney Spears: I'm for death penalty. Criminals should get punished, so that they learn til next time (not word for word, but she said something like that!)

Yea...lol..I remember her saying that. Um...there won't be a next time, theyre kinda dead. I can't stand Britney Spears.

 

[Old Master 3.0]

The beloved (HAH!!) U.S. President Bush says LOTS of stupid things.

But the one that always cracks me up is this one:

"Imports come from other countries."

Wow....no sh** Chief? Didn't know THAT..... 😛 😛

 

[BillieHunter]

really...and i always though they came from our own country....some presidents are just so....stupid.....IMO Bush being one of them...

 

[JustAnnie]

Yea...lol..I remember her saying that. Um...there won't be a next time, theyre kinda dead. I can't stand Britney Spears.

I feel sorry for Britney...Poor thing!

Bush has alot of good ones! I love watching all of David lettermans jokes about him!And clips they have! lol

Christina Aguilera: Where is the Cannes film festival gonna be this year?" (don't know if she really said it, I just remember reading it a long time ago somewhere...and thinking about I'm not even 100% sure it was her saying it...)