palabravampiress
Bidet of Evil
I was reading a fanfic. In said fanfic, Spike pulled one of his throw the blanket over the head and bolt out, smoking, into the daylight moves. He does that a lot in the show, too.
Here's what I don't get: how is it that none of Buffy's neighbors (or Anya's magic box neighbors) seem to notice this crazy crap that's always going on around Buffy & co.? I mean, really... does the Hellmouth act as a sort of supernatural toxic waste dump and ooze creepy toxins into the air and drinking water, causing brain damage of the supernatural memory variety? Cuz the third or fifth or twentieth time I saw my neighbor's weirdo guest spontaneously combust, I think I'd notice. And maybe show up with a fire extinguisher (which would have been funny). Or when shark-headed gangsters started rioting in front of the shop next door, albeit at night, maybe I would have leaned out of my apartment window for a looksee, then dialed 911. Or when droves of teenage girls started showing up and doing combat exercises in the back yard, maybe I would have tipped the authorities off to the terrorist training ground that had cropped up next door.
I mean, really... what's up with Sunnydale? Why don't people notice this stuff? I think THAT -- the big evil that was keeping most of the population ignorant (implied to be the mayor until his demise at the end of season 3) -- would have made a great season arc and a great big bad.
What does everyone else think?
Here's what I don't get: how is it that none of Buffy's neighbors (or Anya's magic box neighbors) seem to notice this crazy crap that's always going on around Buffy & co.? I mean, really... does the Hellmouth act as a sort of supernatural toxic waste dump and ooze creepy toxins into the air and drinking water, causing brain damage of the supernatural memory variety? Cuz the third or fifth or twentieth time I saw my neighbor's weirdo guest spontaneously combust, I think I'd notice. And maybe show up with a fire extinguisher (which would have been funny). Or when shark-headed gangsters started rioting in front of the shop next door, albeit at night, maybe I would have leaned out of my apartment window for a looksee, then dialed 911. Or when droves of teenage girls started showing up and doing combat exercises in the back yard, maybe I would have tipped the authorities off to the terrorist training ground that had cropped up next door.
I mean, really... what's up with Sunnydale? Why don't people notice this stuff? I think THAT -- the big evil that was keeping most of the population ignorant (implied to be the mayor until his demise at the end of season 3) -- would have made a great season arc and a great big bad.
What does everyone else think?