T.P. shortage...the resurrection!

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Ok, Chasity's pee thread brought to memory an old thread I did awhile back...it was SO funny and did SO well I figured I'd give it a comeback since we have so many new members...I will just copy the introduction from the other one since it got the point across...lol...

You know you've all been there...
Ok, so your on the potty doing your business (#2) when suddenly you realize too late that there is NO MORE TOILET PAPER! You have the following options...

Just pull up your pants and deal with the squish till you can get to someting...

Use the cadboard roll as best you can even though you have to throw it in the trash because it can't be flushed...

Hmmm...that hand towel is looking pretty good about now...

Or do you do the unthinkable then hope there is pleanty of antibacterial soap and LOTS of hot water because it's going to take A LOT of scrubbing power to get THAT off...

What do you do...WHAT- DO -YOU -DO....

(Try not to be TOO graphic though people...)



HERE is the old thread if any of you want to read it...it's full of great stories for your laughing pleasure...
 
Ughh im seriously reconsidering coming to live with you...

Ok i'll be brave and answer this one id have to say its never happened to me before!!! but if the unfortunate did ever occur then i would have to say id reach for the hand towel its got to be better than the other options...

P.s after that i dont think you would want me living with you hehe
 
I think I'd just squeeze and squeeze till I could get as much out as I could...
There would be no touching of places with cardboard objects...
Ouchies!!!
 
Man, you couldn't use my towels without me knowing...they're all white! LOL! And yeah, skidmarks on my good towels would NOT inspire an open invitation! 😛

MS, I have had to use the cardboard...it isn't that bad really. No sharp corners...lol...but since you can't flush it it just stinks up the bathroom...😱

I have used the shower head, the towel, the roll, a dirty shirt...and I'm sure other random things...I think once I even used a pad...lol! Hmmmm...I hope none of you were eating just then. 😀 Ok, so share your T.P. shortage stories with me! You KNOW you gotta confess...I'm waiting for someone to say they used their little brothers rubber ducky...
 
i just use my sisters loofah or something like that lol thats kinda mean huh?.....
 
And once again, another one of Rayne's threads continues to make me laugh out loud uncontrollably ... this is priceless. 🙂

Fortunately, this has never happened to me. But I think the only logical explanation for me would be to jump in the shower and give myself a good tidying up. Now I'm going to make extra sure that I have a spare roll of toilet paper stored somewhere in my bathroom ...
 
You don't POOP?! You must get lots of cramps...lol...

Magui...the curtains? 😱

Rene...I'm telling your sister! LOL! And I am NEVER using my loofa again!

Rocket, thank you. I'm glad you are entertainted. Now how about this, consider what you would do if you were at a public restroom...and couldn't wait. YIKES!

Has anyone ever had REALLY bad gas or the runs in a public restroom and other people were in there and you couldn't hold it but all of these horrible noises come pouring out when you let go and you can hear muffeled laughter as people flee from the bathroom before that inevitable cloud of stench overpowers them? That's a bad day...
 
lol thats never happened to me thanks gosh if it happened at school id just die!
 
LMAO. Biggest Bad doesn't #2 ... That's got to be uncomfortable. 😛

Rayne, yes I've had that embarrassing episode as well. I hate farting out loud in public restrooms cause I get embarrassed and then try to get out of there as fast as possible. But of course, you have to wait for the stupid toilets to flush themselves before you can leave. So you're just standing there looking at the toilet cause it won't flush itself ... then I have to fake it out by sitting down again. Lol, I'm an idiot. 🙄
 
LMFAO! OMG! That was so funny! I don't think there is a person here that can't relate all too well to THAT! You're not an idiot...if that makes an idiot then count me into the idiot hall of fame!

Yeah, it's bad enoutgh when you can feel it coming but when you just go in their to pee, like at the movies, and you're in a rush because the movie is on and you're missing it. So you're pushing real hard to get it out fast and then suddenly you fart real loud and high pitched and scare yourself. Then the embarassment sets in and you don't want to leave at all...of course that could just be me...
 
Cool, so we're both fellow idiots. We need to make bumper stickers that say 'I'm an idiot - Ask me why'.

Yeah, Rayne, that happens to me all the time. It's a good thing no one knows it's actually me doing it though because my reputation would be completely ruined ... 😉
 
That never happened to me....I guess i'm nobody, cause you said everybody does...Hmmm....I must go get rid of potty paper for next time so i can be a someone!

Biggest Bad, I fear you!
 
ewww lol his stomach would be extremely swollen but we are off topic!but anyway ive run out of paper in a public place i just use the little scraps of paper left in the role lol
 
I'm probably the queen of emergency toilet needs!

Just a couple of weeks ago, I busted into Rayne's house. I thought for sure I was gonna **** my pants! I was at the grocery store picking up a few things for dinner with her and her fam and I just HAD to go. I ran through her house so fast, everybody knew where I was going. I think it was the joke of the night! 🙂

I have had to pull over in the middle of the desert and wave my bare ass in the air while I exploded all over desert plants and dirt.

I have had to pull over into gas stations, fast food restaurants, people's houses...when I gotta go, I just gotta go. SWEET CHAS YEAH!

My ex used to always tease me because I would always *have* to go, until this one time it happened to him! He had to pull over and go into Burger King. He said there was this guy in the stall and he had to go so bad he pulled his pants down and shat in the garbage VERY LOUDLY. He said he finished his business and ran outta there fast, so the guy in the stall didn't see him. That one always cracks me up! 😀
 
OMG that is sick!!!!! lol wow he went n the trash can? chasity i think you might need depends! 😉
 
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