T.P. shortage...the resurrection!

Uh...I have never had an accident yet (unless you count when I have been sick and that one time I was sick at a concert), but almost! LMAO @ myself. I make myself laugh way too much!
 
Originally posted by Rayne
Has anyone ever had REALLY bad gas or the runs in a public restroom and other people were in there and you couldn't hold it but all of these horrible noises come pouring out when you let go and you can hear muffeled laughter as people flee from the bathroom before that inevitable cloud of stench overpowers them? That's a bad day...
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I have a really bad stomach, so sadly that happens to me pretty often...I've grown used to it 😀 When I hear muffled laughter I usually shout "YOU POOP TOO!" at the top of my lungs 🙂

As for you're original question, I'd have to say i'd let it squish until I ran out of the bathroom to get myself another roll....that's probably really gross....*blushes*
 
OMG!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

"YOU POOP TOO!" WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Whew...gotta breathe......wow, watch it Jacklyn, almost choked reading that...😛

Chas, I am SO glad I don't have your poo problems. I will never forget you busting into my house like your butt was on fire, cheeks squeezed together, eyes wide with alarm and desperation...man I was really afraid to use the potty after that...lmfao...
 
Lmfao! I just SO was not expecting to read that...and then there was the visual...or I should say the AUDIO...lol! I am going to do that someday...it's just too good to pass up!

And next time I read something you write I'll be sure to keep my mouth clear of any food or liquid...especially in a thread about poo...😛
 
Me too...what is it about nasty bodily functions like poop, pee, farts and belches that gets us giggling like hyenas on crack? I will never understand why these topics seem to regress us to the apitomy of child like immaturity...but I like it! 😀
 
OMG!You people!LMFAO!My tummy hurts now..And no Jacklyn, i was just laughing too hard...Tears streaming....WOA!
*gasps for air* Oh my god that is funny!Jacklyn, you seem like an... interesting homie!
I'm sure you people have inspired Biggest Bad to atleast try!Lmao!
Rayne:From the sounds of it, you never will forget..
Chasity:You and your -ex- sound alot alike in the poopie-factor!


You people are classic..people...We got magui usin curtains, Jacklyn just living with it, and then Biggest Bad...No need to go into details there!
 
Last time that happened to me I was in a public restroom with only two stalls, and one of them was permanently locked because it was reserved for staff members or something, and as I was in somewhat of a hurry, I didn't have the pressence of mind to check the status of the Tp before sitting down.

Anyway, crawling under was not an option seen as the partitions only left about twenty centimeters above the ground, and the floor of a public restroom is not where I want to be anyway.

So, I waited and made sure no one was around before pulling my pants up to a loosely fitting fit and trying to climb over the top of the stall into the next one. After some close calls and and inveitabley drippy shoe, i found my salvation.
 
Wow...all this talk about poop suddenly gets me to wonderin'....

Do you guys ever notice sometimes when you sit up on that toilet and you shyte..and all that water splashes up on your @ss?

Doesn't that make you mad?

And how about when you're sitting there and the shyte comes halfway out of your @ss then goes back in?

I friggin' hate that!

Or how about when you're sitting there and you're straining for a long time, and after all that effort, one little tiny pebble shyte comes out?

Ahhggg...man I hate that!

Or how about afterwards....after yu're finished taking your shyte...and you flush the toilet...and a chunk of shyte comes back......now...WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT CHUNK WANT??!!

Man...I hate that......

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OMG that is sooo nasty i cant comment! lol anyway! i dont like when you are at a friends house and the toilet just floods its embarassing!
 
OH MY GOD...I am speechless...I am never speechless...What does one do when they have no words? Oh yeah...

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

"WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT CHUNK WANT??!!"

You....it.....the chunk....WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 
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Or how about afterwards....after yu're finished taking your shyte...and you flush the toilet...and a chunk of shyte comes back......now...WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT CHUNK WANT??!!

Man...I hate that......

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LMFAO!!
 
cool rayne that you have started a nother Tp thread, cos i thought about this last night, cos my parents(I was there this christmas and new years) they had forgotten to buy tp yester day, and i was so sure that I would e the one to go do no.2 and end up with no paper... and then i thought of the thread... i was lucky though, cos we ran out of tp this morning...
 
wow, looks like I'm the only smart one who looks to make sure there's toilet paper! lol, great stories though, I liked Jacklyn's "You poop too" 😀 that was the best
 
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