T.P. shortage...

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Rayne

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You know you've all been there...
Ok, so your on the potty doing your business (#2) when suddenly you realize too late that there is NO MORE TOILET PAPER! You have the following options...

Just pull up your pants and deal with the squish till you can get to someting...

Use the cadboard roll as best you can even though you have to throw it in the trash because it can't be flushed...

Hmmm...that hand towel is looking pretty good about now...

Or do you do the unthinkable then hope there is pleanty of antibacterial soap and LOTS of hot water because it's going to take A LOT of scrubbing power to get THAT off...

What do you do...WHAT- DO -YOU -DO....

(Try not to be TOO graphic though people...😉)
 
I can't believe I'm actually telling you guys this, but one time the T.P shortage happened to me when I was about 6 years old. ...So I used... my sleeve.😛
 
this thread is horrible....lol

never had that problem....always made sure there was toilet paper...
 
I once made a rap about it, infact.

and i have it right here.. the edited version 😀

I went to the toilet and had the runs, and sheeet it darn well burned I looked round for the paper but it had all been spurned.

Man whats a fella ta do, my butt is burnin after my poo.
I run down quick to get some paper, but i trip over my pants what a caper.


yeah okay so its not very good.

Anyway, as you can tell I run to another bathroom to get it..

but if there is completely none? I have no idea, the sleeve thing sounds good.
 
thats why i say you should go in groups my friend is always there in case i need her and i got tissues in my purse all the time so its all good lmao
 
Wow. I never expected this to get musical! LOL! Pretty cool...
SG, yeah it is pretty horrible but did you expect more from the likes of me?
Ok, lets ASUME you run into the problem...which option do you choose then...
 
i just used a wash towel dont judge me- dont judge me!!!!!!!!!::blush::
 
Por favor, puedes conseguirme un rollo de papel de toilet para yo limpiarme el culo? 😛

Geez, Rayne...what IS this affinity you have with handling, or taking a crap? 😛 😛 😛
First you, and now Jacklyn (you'll have to PM her to find out what I mean by that. Lol.)

Anyhoo, whenever I run out of TP for my bungholio.....I have this showerhead/hose type thingie in my shower, and all I do is screw off the showerhead, and blast the crack of my ass full force with moderately hot water from the the plain hose. Nice and clean, no muss, no fuss.
Sorry, but I can't deal with walking around with my butt squishing away like that, Rayne. Lol! ACK! ::dead:: ::dead:: 😛 😛
 
lol robbie...that was some pretty funny lines...lol

i would never guess that this thread would get musical too...this is like the most original thread ever...

i guess...i'd bust an old master and blast the water baby...
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh! I can't breathe! Oh, that was SO funny Old Master! I never would have expected that from YOU! I was actually going to use that as an option but I never thought someone would actually pick that...HAhahahaha! Oh, Thank you. I don't think I have laughed that hard in a while!

Rene, I won't judge you...much...I actually got that option from something my mom did once...(please don't make me explain. We'll just say my brother used it to dry his face after...)

This is great you guys! I like a good laugh and I realize that I am not alone in my perversion...
 
actually, if it was just in public... I'd just pull em up till i got home... and then buy a new pair of boxers..

😀
 
originally posted by RAYNE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh! I can't breathe! Oh, that was SO funny Old Master! I never would have expected that from YOU! I was actually going to use that as an option but I never thought someone would actually pick that...HAhahahaha! Oh, Thank you. I don't think I have laughed that hard in a while!
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What's funny? You asked! 😛
Us peeps from New York, we're bred to adapt to anything. And if blasting my bungholio with an 80 MPH stream of water gets the job done, then so be it!. 😛 😛

Hmmmm....
"SHYTE IN MY CRACK: The Musical" ......now on Broadway! It DOES have a certain ring to it.

Hey, why the hell not? They have shows called "URINETOWN" for cornsakes! 😛 😛
 
Pull up the pants and go...unfortunately...

And LOL Old Master!!! I had a feeling I would be mentioned....PM's just aren't as private as they used to be...LOL!!!!
 
Sorry Jacklyn, but all this talk about SHYTE from two of my favorite Mods was just too good to pass up. 😀 😛 😛

Anyhoo, back to the thread! More TP emergency stories! I love it!
 
Im the same as Gasm, I ALWAYS make sure there's a bog roll near me, if not, I wont go.
I dont like going to public toilets anyway!
 
Nope, that's what you have kids for so when you're sitting on the loo and realise there is no paper you get them to go and fetch one - well, as long as your at home that is - out and about - just gonna be a case of touching cloth 'lol' Which means I don't do public toilets and would hang on till I got home. 😉

Yes, I am weird! 😛
 
i don't know, i am a TP-holic.. I stac up.. once i had 49 roles of T.P so i wouldn't have to expirience that!!
 
Rayne, I think you'll be happy to know that my sleeve incident --- it wasn't at home.😛

Originally posted by Old Master
Us peeps from New York, we're bred to adapt to anything. And if blasting my bungholio with an 80 MPH stream of water gets the job done, then so be it!. 😛 😛
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That's right; New York - where crap-stained undies are unknown.

I think the best stories aren't when you're out of toilet paper, but the ones where you don't even make it to the bathroom in the first place lol.

I pissed my pants once in kindergarten - that was a horrible day.

My older brother, a couple years ago, thought he only had to fart - he was wrong.😛
 
Originally posted by Oz
I can't believe I'm actually telling you guys this, but one time the T.P shortage happened to me when I was about 6 years old. ...So I used... my sleeve.😛
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Whahahahahaha! ... that's just hilarious!

I never have the problem, I never/hardly ever shyt on a public toilet, except this one time when I had diarea and had to puke cause I was really sick ... luckily there was toilet paper.
 
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