T.P. shortage...

hehehehe! I have run out of TP more than I can count! I have used everything except my hands! And if I had to, I would. Nothing that soap and water can't take care of
 
Im like Gasm and Male Slayer I always check to see if there some in there and if they aint go to the next one. I once went into the toilets with my mum(seperate cubicals) and I had finished you know and she was goin they aint no toilet paper and I goes wait so i got some and i didnt know that my mum had stood up and i lopped the toilet paper other and it landed in the toilet was funny cause another woman came in and my mum wo like what do i do do i and i was just laughin at her! 🙂😀
 
Hahaha Chas! I think you're the only one. The only way I would use my hand is if I wanted to then fling it at someone!

Old Master, Thanks for the comp! As for the crack blaster 2000...I think we need a picture...Hehehehehehe!

Oz, There isn't one part of that last post that didn't almost make me wet myself...
 
ya know....its kinda gross, but its true, its not a permanent thing-heather you made me lol, because i pictured you flinging it at someone who pissed you off
 
I might be capable of some pretty gross things, but let me tell ya-I always clean up after......so no worries, kay?

I just remembered this one time when I was in Wisconsin at Summer Fest-I had ate some China food while I was there and I ended up getting sick at the REO Speedwagon concert. (the cigars in the air didn't help much) There was this big mob and I started to walk through it. I was puking all over as I started to go for the bathrooms. They seperated (like the waters in Jesus time) and I shat my pants the whole time too-it was a nightmare, but I laugh now-I really needed some TP then.
 
Poor Chas...It was comin' outta both ends wasn't it...I hate that...

Oh, and I know you're capable of some REALLY gross things cuz not many people would pick my toes and paint them pink...PINK!!! If that doesn't prove how much I love you girl...

I can't believe my toes are pink... *hangs head in shame*
What have I become...
 
Just pull up your pants and deal with the squish till you can get to someting...

Use the cadboard roll as best you can even though you have to throw it in the trash because it can't be flushed...


yup done these, including wibbling to the kitchen for kitchen roll!
 
Last time that happened to me i was in a public restroom with only two stalls, and one of them was permanently locked because it was reserved for staff members or something.

Anyway, crawling under was not an option seen as the partions only left about twenty centimeters above the ground, and the floor of a public restroom is not where i want to be anyway.

So, i waited and made sure no one was around before trying to climb over the top of the stall into the next one. After some close calls and and inveitable drippy shoe, i found my salvation.

--Kindred
 
Originally posted by Kindred
Last time that happened to me i was in a public restroom with only two stalls, and one of them was permanently locked because it was reserved for staff members or something.

Anyway, crawling under was not an option seen as the partions only left about twenty centimeters above the ground, and the floor of a public restroom is not where i want to be anyway.

So, i waited and made sure no one was around before trying to climb over the top of the stall into the next one. After some close calls and and inveitable drippy shoe, i found my salvation.

--Kindred
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Now, did you go to the bathroom first and then realize you had to jump over.. or did you pee in the stall with the toilet paper? Jumped over - didn't get caught - well done soldier!
 
No, i was in a bit of a hurry to get sat down and didn't have the presence of mind to sheck the TP status before comensing. I then made the brave disission to go into enemy territory.

--Kindred
 
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