I loved this episode! Definitely my favorite out of S6.
Spike is wearing an old-fashioned brown suit with a bow-tie, and a padded hat with earflaps.
Giles: Spike?
Anya: Holy moly.
Spike: You need to give me asylum.
Xander: I'll say.
Spike: No need to get cute.
Anya: I-I don't see any booze. I don't feel any head bumps. (looks around) I don't see Allen Funt.
Xander: (panicky) Okay. I'm not panicking. I'm not. I'm not. (everyone looking at him) Stop looking at me like I'm panicking!
Giles: We'll all get our memory back, and it'll all be right as rain.
Spike: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. (everyone looking at him) You Englishmen are always so... (pauses) Bloody hell! (ticks off on his fingers) Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!
Giles: (puts glasses on) Welcome to the nancy tribe.
Spike: Oh, great, a tarty stepmom who's half old Daddy's age.
Anya: Tarty?
Giles: Old? You little twerp, I'm young enough to still get carded.
Giles: I'm, uh, called Rupert Giles.
Anya: (smiling fondly) Rupert.
Spike: Rupert! (giggles)
Giles: You're not too old to put across my knee, you know ... sonny.
Spike: 'Made with care for Randy.' (looks at Giles angrily) Randy Giles? Why not just call me 'Horny Giles,' or 'Desperate for a Shag Giles'? I knew there was a reason I hated you! 😛
Xander drops to his knees, clasps his hands and looks upward.
Xander: Now I'm not sure what I am so bear with me here. (in background we see one vamp grabbing Buffy, who shrieks) Now I lay me down to sleep, uh, shabat Israel, uh, om, om.
Giles: Um, son. (Spike stops) Come here. Um, please.
Spike: Um...
Giles: Yes, um...
Spike goes over to Giles and they hug awkwardly, then Spike pushes Giles away.
Spike: Right.
Giles: Good, then.
Anya: What capital? I never know what you're talking about. Loo, shag, brolly, what the hell is all that?
Giles: What? There's no way that you could remember me saying any of those words.
Anya: Oh, bugger off, you brolly.
Giles is sword-fighting with an animated skeleton.
Giles: (yells) Get a different book! (grunts) Put that book down, do you hear? Not ... that... (ducks a sword thrust) book!
Giles: (whispers) Look what you've done, you lunatic woman! (looking through a pile of books in his lap)
Anya: (whispers) Don't blame me, you snobby, snotty, thinks he's so great kind of jerk ... and I feel compelled to take some vengeance on you.
She hits him over the head with her book.
Giles: (still whispering) Ow!! God, no wonder I'm leaving you!
Anya: What?!
Giles: Look! (pulls out the plane ticket) One-way ticket to London, and out of this engagement!
Anya: (upset) Of all the nerve!
Anya pulls off her engagement ring and throws it at Giles. It bounces onto the floor and rolls out in front of the counter, with a tinkly metal noise. The growling noises continue.
Anya: Now look at what you've done! That thing is gonna eat my ring.
Cut back to the magic shop. Giles and Anya still kissing. Suddenly they stop and their eyes widen.
Buffy: Don't mess with Joan the v-
Buffy suddenly pauses, stands still with a small frown as her memories return. A hand appears and punches her in the face. She goes down.
Suddenly Xander gives a little laugh. Everyone looks at him.
Xander: Sorry, I just got back the memory of seeing King Ralph.
Shot of Giles holding a broom, sweeping.
Giles: Well, this place certainly needs a good tidying.
Pan across to Anya vigorously scrubbing the round table.
Anya: Oh, yes. Yes. Yes.
Wide shot of the two of them cleaning. A large bookcase separates them from each other.
That whole episode just cracks me up!
