Taking WA's lead...

[InsaneMystic]

NO NO NO! What is happening here!? What will I do without all of you!? I can't hold down the Spuffy fort by myself!

Come back to the light! COME BACK!

Do not worry. I'm not going to jump ship, nothing but a legitimate debt of honor (like in WA's case) could get me to go near the Bangel Beast with even a 10 foot cattle prod. Seriously, there's just no alternative to Spuffy - except, of course, Tillow. 🙂

 

[Kean]

*grows more and more suspicious that this is a plot*

Word of warning: If this is some sort of trick, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I WILL END YOU!

Carry on with the dissention.

😀

 

[TheChosenTwo]

I knew you'd fall for Bangel one day (sw) They all will *evil smile*

 

[VisionGuy]

Cangel all the way. I don't think I'm a Spuffy anymore. Thinking back about that relationship, I finally realize it was unhealthy and disturbing.

 

[Kean]

Cangel all the way. I don't think I'm a Spuffy anymore. Thinking back about that relationship, I finally realize it was unhealthy and disturbing.

Aw VG! You're finally growing as a person!

 

[VisionGuy]

Aw VG! You're finally growing as a person!

I am growing as a person, aren't I? :hehe:

 

[white avenger]

ATTENTION: AGENT J--On the tale, there are an apple, a watermelon, and a hand grenade. Use your own discretion. Plan NRAL749 IMMEDIATE. EXECUTE.

ATTENTION: AGENT L--Tennyson: "Sail beyond the sunset." ABORT

 

[Kean]

I am growing as a person, aren't I? :hehe:

You really are. I'm very proud! *tear*

 

[Black Eye Guy]

I think that this thread illustrates something perfectly. Spuffies are so confident of and committed to their ship of choice that even a month in "the enemy camp" can't shake their resolve. Sadly, apparently the Bangels don't have that degree of confidence or strength of resolve. Just one more reason why the Adopt-A-Bangel program is so desperately needed here.

I have confidence in you, Wishing Oceans. I have no doubt that you will return to the fold stronger than ever, and with an insight into the plight and hopelessness that is the Bangel way of life.

Do your worst, Bangel Beast. In the end, Spuffy will emerge victorious.

And if any Bangels think that they have what it takes to step up to the plate, the Spuffies will, I'm sure, welcome you with open arms. Of course, after a month in the light and happiness of Spuffy, you might never want to return to the darkness and despair of Bangel.

Really, I think this just goes to show that people aren't 100% committed to Spuffy.

Bangels are so sure they are right, there is no need to check out the dark side. Whereas Spuffys feel it's something that has to be questioned.

For those that have switched congrats, welcome to the side where you are actually able to enjoy your 'Ship, without having to defend it for it's many flaws, where true love wins out, and you don't have to spend your days defending attempted rape.

 

[Joan the Vampire Slayer]

Really, I think this just goes to show that people aren't 100% committed to Spuffy.

Bangels are so sure they are right, there is no need to check out the dark side. Whereas Spuffys feel it's something that has to be questioned.

NO, NO, NO, my friend. I am completely commited to Spuffy. Always have been, always will be. I do not doubt them now and I never will.

I am simply converting to 'shipping Bangel for the remainder of the month in an attempt to understand the appeal of Bangel. That which I don't understand bothers me. I want to understand. So, I am venturing into the belly of the beast, so to speak.

For those that have switched congrats, welcome to the side where you are actually able to enjoy your 'Ship, without having to defend it for it's many flaws, where true love wins out, and you don't have to spend your days defending attempted rape.

Thanks, BEG. I'll keep that in mind.

 

[Kean]

NO, NO, NO, my friend. I am completely commited to Spuffy. Always have been, always will be. I do not doubt them now and I never will.

I am simply converting to 'shipping Bangel for the remainder of the month in an attempt to understand the appeal of Bangel. That which I don't understand bothers me. I want to understand. So, I am venturing into the belly of the beast, so to speak.

Ah ah ah!!! BIG BANGEL NO NO!

We do not ship Spuffy, not even in an ironic sort of way! Stop that!

*sigh*

It's so hard to find good Bangels these days.

I can't work under these conditions.

Lyri, get my agent on the line! STAT!

 

[Joan the Vampire Slayer]

Ah ah ah!!! BIG BANGEL NO NO!

We do not ship Spuffy, not even in an ironic sort of way! Stop that!

*sigh*

It's so hard to find good Bangels these days.

I can't work under these conditions.

Lyri, get my agent on the line! STAT!

Ok, I'll admit...I lapsed for a second. Give me a break! I'm new to this. 😉

 

[white avenger]

Ah ah ah!!! BIG BANGEL NO NO!

We do not ship Spuffy, not even in an ironic sort of way! Stop that!

*sigh*

It's so hard to find good Bangels these days.

I can't work under these conditions.

Lyri, get my agent on the line! STAT!

If you're scared, say you're scared. And it's gonna get harder and harder to find Bangels from now on, because all of the closet Spuffies are finally coming out This ship's getting plumb crowded.

But don't you worry, Miss K. When you finally come out of the closet (Oops, sorry! That was supposed to be our little secret, wasn't it?) I've got a whole stateroom reserved for you, complete with water bed and jacuzzi.

 

[Wishing Oceans]

OK guys, this is so fun! 😀 Especially now that Miss Becky is joining me.

(By the way, if any Spuffies would like to know why I joined the side of Bangel, just p.m. me! 😀 Anyone else, you'll find out on April 3rd...)

 

[Kean]

OK guys, this is so fun! 😀 Especially now that Miss Becky is joining me.

(By the way, if any Spuffies would like to know why I joined the side of Bangel, just p.m. me! 😀 Anyone else, you'll find out on April 3rd...)

You've been up to something for the past few days, popping in and out of the Bangel thread.

I have my eye on you missy!

 

[Wishing Oceans]

You've been up to something for the past few days, popping in and out of the Bangel thread.

I have my eye on you missy!

Hah, don't worry, just spreading the Bangel love! 'Sides, my intentions will be revealed soon enough... 😉

 

[randiann]

Randiann reporting for Bangel duty. Don't worry Kean backup has arrived. And for all the converts I really don't care why you are converting, just that you are. Repeat after me if you ship bangel:

I do solemnly swear to love Bangel with all my being and I fully forsake the cess pool that is Spuffy FOREVER.

 

[Wishing Oceans]

Randiann reporting for Bangel duty. Don't worry Kean backup has arrived. And for all the converts I really don't care why you are converting, just that you are. Repeat after me if you ship bangel:

I do solemnly swear to love Bangel with all my being and I fully forsake the cess pool that is Spuffy FOREVER.

I beg your pardon? We're most certainly NOT converting, lol. We're just switching sides to see what it's like over the hedge. After a month we're certainly gonna be sp-----s again. 😀

 

[randiann]

Again I state you must repeat after me if you are REALLY shipping Bangel...I'm waiting....or were you not serious?


Mwahaha!

 

[white avenger]

I beg your pardon? We're most certainly NOT converting, lol. We're just switching sides to see what it's like over the hedge. After a month we're certainly gonna be sp-----s again. 😀

You will never win the confidence of the Bangel Beast by making statements like that. When Jane Goodall went to live among the chimpanzees, she didn't begin by saying, "Hello, little hairy cousins, I'm gonna be here for awhile studying your habits and lifestyle, then I'm heading back to the Holiday Inn for the breakfast buffet." You have to make them actually BELIEVE that you have taken those steps back down the evolutionary ladder because you actually prefer the cold dank cellar of Bangelness, mushrooms, fungus, bat excrement and all. They have to believe that you've sold out for the whole package. Then they'll open up to you, and you'll actually be able to recognize the closet Spuffies who have been holding back only because of peer pressure and a fear of the light.

But never admit that you're only there for the short haul. It'll never work that way.