Talentless show?

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So, what's your talent? Or are you like me and you squeak by with lame side show gimmicks?

Well, I can juggle, and I'm really good at throwing things up in the air and catching them in my mouth (keep your minds out of the gutter)....

Oh, and credit to Rocket (if you feel like you actually want the credit) for inspiring me with the idea for this thread.....

.... And appologies to everyone else, it's been a really long day.
 
Ooh! I inspired a thread? I feel all special and warm inside ... *tear*

Well, I too can juggle objects. The best I've ever juggled was when I had like ten DVDs and I juggled them with ease ... for about 10 seconds right before they all hit me on the head. I can do it longer with a lighter load. 😀

Ooh, and I can to this really cool thing with my tongue where I can make it this weird shape. It's pretty cool. 🙂
 
Hey, I think I can do that tongue thing too! Like a U with flaps!

I can do this thing with my fingers that freaks people out. I am double jointed and I twist them all up in the freakiest of ways!

I can fart using my hand and the back of my knee...

I feel so small right now...
 
originally posted by RAYNE
I can fart using my hand and the back of my knee...
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::::quickly removes all matches and other accelerants from Rayne's immediate vicinity::::

Arizona is hot enough ALREADY without you adding your own brand of concentrated "desert heat", Rayne. 😛

Hmm, I'm afraid I don't have very much by way of actual talent......although I AM pretty proficient with a sidearm. To paraphrase Clint Eastwood in "Heartbreak Ridge": "I can put a round in a flea's @ss at 1000 yards". Lol. I know this isn't a talent, but it's all I got. 😛

Oh, wait.....I can roll my eyes all the way back in my head a la The Undertaker.........erm...no good?

Oh! I can make GREAT coffee! Yeah! Heh........no?

Awww, just skip it! 😛
 
i can do impersonations of celebrities but they arent very good except my sean connery one and i can do a good impersonation of my mom and i also write stories which on occasion are very good
 
I can impersonate Pee Wee Herman. Speaking that is. Also, I can spin platters on long pointy sticks. Breaking only a few.
 
Wow! Imagine if we really put on Kindred's Talentless show! We would rock. I don't think I have any talentless talents that come to mind right now. I have a girlfriend who can belch for like eight seonds really loud. It's really massive!

Maybe I could just be a judge?! If I think of something later, I'll come back in and post it! 🙂
 
Hey Chasity?! WHat about that thing that you and your friend did with your necks and that wierd noise...that was freggin hilarious! You can be in the freakshow with me! 😀
 
I will never do that in public, my dearest friend! That show is reserved only for you. I know you don't mind my freakshow qualities! lol! 🙂
 
That's okay, I understand your bruhahaing! (I have no idea how you actually spell that word!) Bruhaha...anybody?

Doyle-Pee Wee Herman totally rocks! Well his movies do anyway, I know he's some weirdo wacko into disgusting things... I luv Pee Wee's Big Adventure! Totally off subject, but I used to watch that film all the time!
 
Well i can wrap my legs around my head (and you thought buffy was flexible) and do the splits..

Also i can move my toe (the one next to your big toe) on its own without moving any other toes. i was very bored one day..

I can also turn my eyelids inside out.

I also model thats talentless 🙂
 
I can touch my nose with my tongue...erm...I can also roll my tongue...and thats it wel all of wot I can tink of at th mo'
 
I can put both my legs behind my head!!!
....dont look at me like that!.....
 
Hm...how talentless am I? I could do gymnastics....not as good as this girl I know (slap her!!), I'm working on my acting, and I'm a amatur dancer...yeah, I'm not very special...
 
Hah. Erm... Eh... Talents of mine... Um...

I've been acting for ten years now, and I suppose I'm very good with it, because I've been known to get the leads in many shows... I totally lost my singing voice, so I'm starting lessons back up... Eh... Erm... o_0
 
acting...is hard...i have a hard enough time capturing gasm...i couldn't comprehend how to do a normal bloke...

lol...oldie mastery....coming with the desert heat...lol....Rayne should change her sub name to that....desert heat...lol

hmmm.......the only talent i have is writing and my wit...other than that...i'm pretty mediocre in everything i try...no matter how much work i put into it....
 
Though one, come to mention it, I don't have one talent that stands out most ... I'm good at everything 😛 .... well no, actually, I suck at nearly everything, but i'm not gonna tell, cause that gets me in a depressed mood.
 
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