Talk to strangers!

[Revolver]

It is a little more fun to use this to make yourself look all kinds of freaky. My last two conversations (slightly editted due to the other person's use of bad language):

Stranger: hey
You: Howdy amigo.
You: Your face and I should be best friends and start a chess club.

(The other person disconnects at this point. I try a new person).

Stranger: I am American, where are you from?
You: Oh my God, I can't believe I'm talking to Kiefer Sutherland!
Stranger: Holy CRAP
Stranger: Jack Bauer
You: That guy has saved the world a crazy number of times, like twice.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: I never watched it
You: I try to model my life after it.
Stranger: beep.... boop... beep
You: Indeed!
Stranger: I dont know man
You: Also, sometimes I imagine I have no arms and wonder what it would be like to have arms. It blows my mind.
Stranger: Where are you from?
Stranger: haha
You: I'm from just north of Florida, and
You: just south of places further north than that
Stranger: having no arms would suck
You: Yeah, but just think of all the lifting other people would have to do for you. WORTH IT
Stranger: hahaha
You: I ain't carrying no boxes. You carry my boxes!
Stranger: Carry my boxes cause I ain't got no arms!
You: Also, you'd probably get a lot of sympathy sex.
Stranger: I dunno about that
You: Oh, fine. Reject the guy with no arms. I didn't know you were that kind of person. THEN BAM
Stranger: I am

(The other person disconnects)

 

[CotA]

Stranger: hi
You: ronaldo?
Stranger: nah, just someone who found this through buffy boards
You: buffy boards? you serious you bastard?
Stranger: Bastard? CotA is that you?!
You: um...no...this is Lindsey McDonald
Stranger: This is Bluebird
You: oh is that the time? i have to go now
disconnected

 

[Wesley_Wyndam_P]

I spent the entire convo saying moo. The hung up on me for some reason

And then I was pretending to be spanish, but the guy actually knew spanish. so it didn't end well.

 

[itsxpaperdoll]

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Who are you
Stranger: myself? maybe....
Stranger: 😀
You: You're a maybe? That's fascinating
You: I myself am a possibly
Stranger: very interesting i must admit , see now i would put you as more of a definatly.
You: Oh really? Never thought of me that way
Stranger: you should be open to all possibilities 😀 seeing as your a possibly person
You: Truefax
You: I'd say you're more than just a maybe
Stranger: what would you say i am?
You: Dunno, a philosophical maybe, maybe?
Stranger: i would say i have to agree , seeing as i do have a saying for every day
You: Now that's interesting. What's your saying for today?
Stranger: today it will be 'Knowing others thoughts is intelligence; knowing your own is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering your own is true power'
You: Nice
Stranger: i suppose so
You: Do you know which one will be the saying for tomorrow?
Stranger: no my saying is decided on the spot
You: which spot?
You: There are many spots, you know..
Stranger: the one that will erupt from my little toe in 5 years time ? or the single one i currently have on my right jawbone...that isnt a spot but a tiny cut from shaving?
You: I don't know, they aren't my spots nor my sayings 😉
Stranger: fair enough
Stranger: so now thats the introduction over. lets get down to brass tax
Stranger: where in this partially spherical land we live in are you placed?
You: I would love to say in a farm with unicorns and ducklings but in reality, Holland
You: Do you live with unicorns?
Stranger: sadly no ...i have to put up with horses.
You: Well, stick an ice cone to their forehead..
Stranger: melting...
You: Yeah
Stranger: and this strangers name?
You: Sara, what about this stranger?
Stranger: darryl
You: Is that with one l or two? I know both versions
You: Could be with three, but that'd be weird
Stranger: one L , DARRYL
You: Ah, I see
You: But hey, I have to feed my unicorns
Stranger: fair enough
You: Nice talk. Bye!
Stranger: bye!
Stranger: yes likewise
You have disconnected.


Hey, that was fun! (sw)

 

[Bluebird]

Best conversation ever. 😀


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: are you single?
Stranger: tar du den i 2an?
Stranger: ja
You: marry me?
Stranger: are you rich?
You: not really
Stranger: do you have potatoes?
You: i've got some i think
Stranger: then its setteld
Stranger: i will marry you
You: yay!
You: meet me at the fountain?
Stranger: no way,
Stranger: at the entrance
Stranger: im scared of fountains
You: oh
Stranger: they are not natrual!
You: i can't bring my potatoes with me though
Stranger: what why?
You: they're kinda heavy
Stranger: make them into french fries?
Stranger: for me?
You: anything for you 😀
Stranger: thats the spirit
You: what will you bring? ketchup for the fries?
Stranger: no, i will bring you my body and soul.
Stranger: you bring the ketchup too
You: aww
You: ok
You: i promise
Stranger: good
You: lets set a date for the wedding
Stranger: not tomorrow,
You: maybe a couple of months
Stranger: yeah, or weeks
You: or days
Stranger: how about in 3 weeks?
You: sounds good to me
Stranger: or tomorrow?
You: tomorrow at the fountain?
Stranger: NO 🙁
Stranger: i though you knew me
You: sorry
You: i'll bring extra potatoes to make up for it
Stranger: i will invent a machine for you 🙂
You: ooh, what kind? like a time machine?
Stranger: you decide 🙂
You: i want a time machine please
Stranger: foward or backwards?
You: forwards
You: i want to see the future
Stranger: okay, no problem
You: thanks!
You: i'll make you french fries until the day we die
Stranger: <3
You: ILY
Stranger: ill make you time machines
You: you're the best
You: we can have french fries from the future
Stranger: nah, they are full f metal. i want fries from the present!
Stranger: i want etchup from th future though
Stranger: ketchup
You: ketchup from the future would be tastier
Stranger: and, more healthy!
You: probably!
You: we should go back in time too, so we could win the lottery
You: then all the potatoes in the world for us
Stranger: and it compliments you when you eat it!
Stranger: yes god idea
You: 😀
You: i think we make a great team
Stranger: yes, we are gonna rock the world together!
You: we should take over the world!
You: learn the secrets of the future then take over the world
Stranger: and kill everyone! future generations will thank us.
You: will there be any future generations if we kill them all?
Stranger: good point.
Stranger: well have to think that through
You: maybe just overlords of the world first, then we'll decide who to kill
Stranger: all the pastaguys! i think there called itialians or something, hey are giving potatoes a hard time :/
You: poor potatoes
You: we'll set them all free from the evil italians!
Stranger: Italians have no respect!
Stranger: how many children do you want?
You: none
You: you want children?
Stranger: yeah, so we can sell them, for potatomoney
You: oh, that's a good idea. OR we could make them our slaves, make the fries for us
Stranger: thats smart, but i think they would steal some fries then!
You: sell them then
You: no fry thieves allowed
Stranger: true
You: we'll name our new kingdom potato land, it has a ring to it
Stranger: i have to sleep now, ill se you at the entrance tomorrow!
Stranger: bye love
You: ok! i can't wait !
You: bye bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[itsxpaperdoll]

I keep getting these weird peoples..

You: BOOH
You: I mean, Hi
Stranger: hi there. asl?
Stranger: hey where are you from?
You: neptune
You: you?
Stranger: uranus
You: Wow, then we're practically neighbours
Stranger: haha yea. so how old r u?
You: I'm as old as the world, I have seen everything, heard everything, and I know EVERYTHING
Stranger: are you john?
You: No, I'm Glory, dude
Stranger: how do you know that im a dude?
You: Well, it's just a general expression
You: I call everything dudes
You: Potatoes, trees, butterflies, unicorns
Stranger: so do i, i just like messing with you. UNICORNS ****ING FIREHYDRANTS!!!!!
You: You got an issue with unicorns?
Stranger: only if they start humping my leg
You: Fair enough
Stranger: true. so... what are you wearing?
You: I'd rather not talk about that. i've got issues
Stranger: well dont we all?!!
You: I can give away, though, that I might or might not be wearing a fatsuit
You: And slippers
Stranger: are you micheal? and it is it a suit or just your body?
You: Like I said, i'm Glory and it might or might not be my body
You: I could be Eddy Murphy
Stranger: so now you are black?! what are you?! are upi a cow
You: I'm not saying I am, I'm saying I might
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Crazy Flakes]

I just had a wonderful conversation:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: GET OUT OF MY TARDIS!!!!!!
Your partner has disconnected.

 

[Fake Shemp]

talking about Carnival with a Brazilian bisexual go-go dancer who dresses as a policeman..... who wants me to go next year and PAR-TAY!


this is very odd

 

[Revolver]

Sounds like an everyday kind of conversation to me.

 

[Fake Shemp]

disconnected once i was given links to gay porn sites


gonna try the TARDIS line next......

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: GET OUT OF MY TARDIS
Stranger: tardis
Stranger: ?
Stranger: you is crazy
You: no, im the doctor
Stranger: cool
You: are you a friendly alien? or an EVIL one?
Stranger: I'm friendly alien
Stranger: =]
Stranger: you?
You: YAY!
Stranger: I abducted him
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: well come aboard, where do you wanna go?
Stranger: anywhere
You: anywhere.... anytime
You: you name it
Stranger: you send
Stranger: My name is Mayara
Stranger: you?
You: the doctor
You: i have a dog called K-9
Stranger: strange
You: and ive been fighting the sontarin
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: evil evil space creatures that they are
You: will you help me?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: we end up with the beings of evil
You: *homer simpson style* WOO HOO
Stranger: where are you from dear?
Stranger: liike simpson :]
You: Gallifrey
You: but it dont exist anymore
You: *cries*
You: do you like my sonic screwdriver? if your a good companion ill give you one of your very own
Stranger: You drank?
You: i do, lots of tea... like a good gentleman should
You: we could stop off at the Rovers if you'd like a pint
Stranger: dear :]
You: the red dwarf crew will be there next week if you can wait tho
Stranger: I'm a beautiful Brazilian girl
You: i cant wait to catch up with Lister... do you know him?
Stranger: not
Stranger: ;x
You: oh no, he likes to drink
You: and eat curries
You: and he flies around the galaxy like me
Stranger: you are funny, make me laugh
You: thank you 🙂 I hope you travel with me for many moons
You: where to next? would you like to go to ancient rome?
Stranger: yes
You: WOO HOO *homer simpsoning again*
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: how old are you dear?
You: let me start the dials, and run around the TARDIS hitting it with things to make it work
You: i have many lives
You: so there is no one number
You: i am getting younger with each regeneration tho
Stranger: I have to leave,byee
You: toodles
Stranger: you is the crazy person
Stranger: HAHHAHA
Stranger: byeee
You: *waves*







well that didnt sodding work... i expected the person to run away

 

[JenniferAlice]

I am loving all these coversations.

 

[Mazikeen]

Re:

Okay, I was cheated I say! I said hello and instantly I get the message "Wanna ****?" And then the chicken signs off! First thought in my head is why in the heck do I always manage to find the perverts..even online! My next thought was....chicken ****. LMAO. 😉

 

[JenniferAlice]

Haha, I just had a funny chat.

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3461 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Marry me
Stranger: where and when
You: Right now.
Stranger: kay where
You: I dunno, where are you?
Stranger: Rhode Island
You: That's kinda far.. I'm in the UK. We'll need to meet halfway. How about Russia?
Stranger: okayz
You: Super. Can't wait.
You: Do you like mince?
Stranger: refresh me on that
You: I don't understand?
Stranger: whats mince
You: I'm sorry, I don't think we can wed if you don't know what mince is..
Stranger: =\
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Fake Shemp]

they thought you would say no... but we know different


this is odd and fun. thanks for introing me to this strange site


i refuse to be the one to disconnect and ive got someone playing along FANTASTICALLY here... ill post it when he gets bored


okay make of this whatever you will

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Fitzwilliam?
Stranger: fitzpatrick!
You: yes it is... your father
You: im glad you see you
Stranger: OH NOES!
Stranger: where have you been
You: whats wrong my deary boy?
Stranger: all THOSE YEARS???
You: i have been in a war...
You: over coconuts
You: and bananas
Stranger: i had an intimate relationship with my sister
Stranger: i fell so ashamed
Stranger: its your doughter!
You: the coconuts won... and so i have returned to punish you for doing naughty buisness with Fitzjessica
You: YOU MUST BE PUNISHED!
Stranger: yes, father
You: we wont accept that in this family
You: i want you to know i dont enjoy punishing you
Stranger: but i have to tell you a secret...
Stranger: first
You: okay son
Stranger: .... about mommy
You: oh no, its not...
Stranger: yes
You: *gasp*
Stranger: its the coconuts
You: NOT THE COCONUTS!
Stranger: while you were gone
You: please say its not
Stranger: TWO OF THEM
Stranger: !!!
You: TWO?!
You: but how?
Stranger: TWIN COCONUTS
You: oh my... did you get it on tape?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i didn't dare to
You: well i cant go on Jeremy Kyle now
Stranger: i was to busy watching
You: *wonders if you are even my son*
You: DNA TEST
Stranger: NO DAD
You: will you and your mom, and that slag of a daughter i failed to raise come on Jeremy Kyle with me
Stranger: I AM NOT A COCONUT
You: please?
Stranger: DONT GIVE UP ON ME
You: you are not?
You: but how can i be sure?
You: i blame your mother for your behaviour with your sister... i dont blame you
Stranger: WILL YOU BE PROUD OF ME?
Stranger: FATHER?
You: if you go into the army... then yes
You: you dont want to be an ACTOR do you?
Stranger: no father
Stranger: i want to go to war
Stranger: just like you
Stranger: and fight those damn coconuts for what they did to our mother
Stranger: THEY RAPED HER!
Stranger: and then...
You: but couldnt you have stopped them?
You: then?
You: theres more?!
Stranger: THEY RAPED ME TOO
You: my heart cant take this
You: OH MY BOY!
Stranger: do you hate me now?
You: never my dear dear boy never
You: what about your sister?
Stranger: will you ever touch me like before?
You: you know i cant touch you anyways...i have bananas for hands
Stranger: will i ever feel those fatherly banans on my shoulder, again?
You: no son, i have to go away again
Stranger: or will you forsake your own blood
You: to wipe out those coconuts once and for all
Stranger: don't leave me daddy
Stranger: take me with you
Stranger: i can fight
You: but you are my only son
Stranger: im no little boy anymore
You: you must live on... have a wife and children... stay away from the horrors of war
Stranger: when i go, i will die beside you
You: it is up to you, but im against it
Stranger: i will go, and you can't hold me back father
You: oh my boy, i will be SO PROUD
Stranger: OH FATHER
Stranger: YOU WILL BE
You: lets celebrate our certain victory
You: we shall have a dinner party... with scones and flowing wine
Stranger: a last evening of peace
Stranger: a shallow goodbye to the worlds of pleasures
You: for certain.... i hope you stand strong at my side when we leave for the jungles of Azakah
Stranger: im prepared
You: but for one night, we eat, drink and be merry
Stranger: and have a jolly gay night
You: put out the thoughts of war.... tell your mother and sister to tell the catering company to put on a big feast for all the family
Stranger: i will father
Stranger: i wont let you down
You: we shall stay up way past your bedtime my dear boy, and watch the sun go down over the vineyard
You: and count the stars til we fall asleep
Stranger: and awake as men of war
You: for you cannot see that stars in the thick of the jungle, and indeed you will be a man, my son, those coconuts will not know of your strength
Stranger: let us prepare for the feast then, father
Stranger: let us hurry
You: we must get ready
Stranger: goodye oh you innocent days of childhood
You: dress as a gentleman
Stranger: we must get ready
Stranger: we must get ready
You: for even tho you are a soldier, you have a gentlemans heart
Stranger: its my fathers heart i carry in my chest
Stranger: you tought me well, father
You: blood is the life source
Stranger: yes, father
You: and mine flows in your veins
Stranger: yes, father
You: you carry in you, the strength of me, your great grandpa Herbert and his fathers father
Stranger: Oh Herbert
You: you are the pinacle of evolution, and the greatest that our family has ever known
You: Herbet was indeed a fine man
Stranger: He will always be a beacon
Stranger: father, i can't take it any longer
You: he was a shining light in the entire community
You: a true man amongst mice
Stranger: let me say goodbye to mother and my sister
Stranger: and let us leave in the night
Stranger: whilst the stars shine above us
Stranger: and show us the path to our victory
Stranger: father
You: i will wait here, as the cateres need to be let into the pantry
You: i know your mother will be too tired to attend to them
Stranger: please father
You: i will welcome in the guests
You: yes son?
Stranger: can't you see the anger in my heart
You: is this to do with your mother?
Stranger: can't you see, that i can not longer stand the parties
Stranger: the maskes of society
Stranger: while our brothers are slaughtered
You: cant you do it one more time?
Stranger: I CAN'T FATHER
You: it will save face for our family and in our community
Stranger: I CANNOT TAKE IT ANY LONGER
You: what will i tell the other families who are already arriving?
Stranger: let them stay
Stranger: let them eat
You: i want to show them what a brave son i have
Stranger: and laugh
Stranger: let them rott in a world breaking down
You: they dont go to war.... they keep their sons safe, they think they do
You: but we know better
You: it is YOU who keeps them safe
Stranger: THEN WE HAVE TO ACT!
Stranger: and let actions follow our words
You: that can wait until tomorrow my dear boy, enjoy one last night as if it was any other moonlit night
You: son i am very proud of your spirit
Stranger: oh father...
Stranger: forgive the tears
You: i am glad the tears are coming now
You: you cannot show the enemy weakness in war
Stranger: oh i kept them inside for too long
You: let it out son, let it out
You: cry over the men already killed
Stranger: you will be the only one to see these bitters tears of desperation
You: cry over their sacrifice
You: but please son
Stranger: fa... father?
You: please do not cry over your own situation, be happy in the tasks you will be doing...
Stranger: i will father
Stranger: my destiny is written
Stranger: and my destiny i will fullfill
Stranger: in my fathers name
Stranger: and in the name of his father
You: as i will mine, as all Fitz men have before you
You: our sacrifices will be for the greater good
You: we fight for the honour of our women, our land and our way of life
Stranger: these coconuts will never take that away
Stranger: we will split them in the forrest
Stranger: we will split them on the beaches
You: never, i had thought they were all defeated and am saddened to return but my feelings are lost in the duty i feel
Stranger: father, i have no weapon
You: not yet my boy not yet
You: have you had any training while i have been away?
Stranger: yes, fther
Stranger: i was trained well
Stranger: by our uncle Fitzmandrik
Stranger: a master of his craft
You: did he bring in his chinese manservant Shanshu?
Stranger: yes father
You: for Shanshu has aided many Fitz men, and if he has performed the dance of war around you, then you are blessed
You: i know it sounds like silly old ways, but it has served our family well
Stranger: family tradition is a priviledge
Stranger: we have to part now
You: you must rest before we leave tomorrow
Stranger: yes
You: goodnight my dear boy
Stranger: i want to go to the battlefield as a gentleman
Stranger: goodnight father
You: and you will wake up as one... goodnight my boy
Stranger: i will wear that mask one more time for you
Stranger: and keep those tears inside
You: *gasps* i try to keep the tears back i really do
Stranger: oh father
You: i will be here tomorrow for you
Stranger: i have to go, please understand
Stranger: i have to....
Stranger: i just have to!
You: i do i do
You: go now, sleep a while
Stranger: good night
You: night my sweet boy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Revolver]

Wasn't sure I'd be able to get this one to disconnect for awhile there!

Stranger: hi
You: You the guy who keeps stealing the chickens off my farm?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: i like chicken
You: Really? Finally caught you redhanded.
You: You are going to regret that confession, buddy.
Stranger: i've got some pigs, you can have them
You: Are they fat? Pigs need to be fat.
You: That makes them tastier.
Stranger: they are as fat as the fat man
You: Hey, don't you talk about my father that way!!! He may weigh over 600 pounds, but most of that weight is in his heart!
Stranger: nice one
You: Well, I try.
Stranger: i don't
You: Well, you're a little busy stealing chickens and selling people pigs so who could blame you?
Stranger: oh good question, i don't know, maybe batman it is?
You: Which Batman? The crazy one who threatens people walking around his set, or Michael Keaton?
Stranger: the *pow* one
You: Oh, you mean Sarah Michelle Gellar.
You: Yeah, she was the best Batman
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Did she?
Stranger: bad girl
You: She was a bad girl. She and I have done some terrible things privately.
Stranger: hm you really like her
Stranger: but girls are on this planet to do terrible things with her
You: We live together in an outhouse just off 6th street. If you pass the sign that says, "turn around" you've gone too far
Stranger: funny
You: I wasn't joking, dude
You: I've never told a joke in my entire life.
You: They say laughter is the best medicine, but do I look like I'm sick?
Stranger: old one
You: Oh, so now I'm old? I'm 96 years young, son.
You: In what twisted universe is that old?
Stranger: I like your talk.
Stranger: universe is over 15 billions
Stranger: old
You: Really? I had it pegged for 16 years tops.
You: And since I'm older than that I've been going around telling girls I predate the universe
You: but don't tell Sarah Michelle Gellar. She gets way jealous when I speak to other girls
Stranger: hahaha
You: I'm serious, man. You should see the stuff she twitters about me
You: It's like, "Stay away, bitches. He's mine."
Stranger: I don't know why you took her, she ain't sexy nor intelligent.
Stranger: Go on.
Stranger: Get another one.
You: Intelligence and sexiness are overrated.
Stranger: so what are the important things?
Stranger: same attitude?
You: Repulsion. If I can't look at a girl, I know I've found a keeper.
You: That'll prevent me from getting her preggers.
Stranger: really?
You: You know it, brother. I don't need a younger version of me running around out there.
Stranger: why not?
You: It's like technology. The old models get replaced when a newer, shinier version comes along. As soon as I have a little one, I will be replaced. And 96 is too young for me to be replaced.
Stranger: ah this sentence above is too long to explain that
Stranger: i think you are afraid, you should just make some kids and see the results
You: Long sentences are the worst, man. Just like prison dudes
You: I should make kids.
You: I ran out of clay, though
You: I think that's how they are made.
Stranger: no no you only need time
Stranger: and some money for the food
You: Well, that can always be stolen. I'm like Robin Hood. I steal from the rich and give to the me.
Stranger: yes I like houses in trees too
You: It's just like that song by Eminem.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: is that a catch phrase?
You: It is now.
You: Copyright, 2009
Stranger: very well
You: Patent pending
Stranger: i don't like copyright tho
Stranger: i screw patents for breakfast
You: That's a little strange, my friend. And I know a thing about strange. I once sold my kidney so I'd have money to buy a better kidney from a guy in an alley who may or may not have been Jon Voight.
Stranger: thats good, best sentence so far, i heard jon voight before, too
You: Yeah, he's referenced in that song by Eminem
Stranger: i think it was friends
Stranger: ah some guy from the 70ies
Stranger: us
Stranger: the new land
You: New land? That place in Canada?
Stranger: lol, where terrence and phillip live?
Stranger: that canada you mean?
You: Yes, they live somewhere aboot in Canada
You: FART
Stranger: abbrevation
Stranger: gotta go now
Stranger: see ya
You: Okay, later Smokie

 

[JenniferAlice]

AHAHAHAHAHA! SHEMPS!! That was amazing, I love this part, "You: you know i cant touch you anyways...i have bananas for hands".

Amazing.

These are too funny! Everyone I talk to doesn't understand me..

 

[caitaintdead]

I have to admit that I haven't read everyones entire conversations, only a few of them. And I haven't tried the site myself... But it seems like a pile of poo.

 

[DrusillaRox]

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: what's up?
You: Nothing really. I'm from NZ, howabout you?
Stranger: usa
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: vroom
You: Really?
Stranger: yup this is really happening
You: Wow. strange site
Stranger: tell me about it
Stranger: it feels like ive gotten all my life experiences in the past 30 minutes
You: I just clicked this link on the buffy boards and....poof
Stranger: collegehumor dragged me here
You: Ah. Some amusing convos have been posted tho
Stranger: yup, plenty of weirdos haha

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Boo
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: whatever that means

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI.
You: Yo
Stranger: I L Y babbee 🙂

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: SUIT UP
You: BARNEY!
Stranger: YEAH IT'S ME
You: LMAO!
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: what does it means?
You: What does what means!
Stranger: you idiot
Stranger: LMAO
You: Buffy-boards ROCK!
Stranger: yeah
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am a fish
Stranger: Dont trust a ho
Stranger: never trust a ho
Stranger: are you inwater?
You: I don't I trust fish
You: I'm in a water cooler
Stranger: your a fish though?
Stranger: should I not trust you?
You: never trust somone who says they're a fish
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: so your not a fish
You: did you not know that?
Stranger: My life is a lie.
You: My fish is dead
Stranger: Im sorry
Stranger: I cant take this anymore.
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me playing how long till I scare them off.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SpoonsAreCool IS cool
Stranger: ja, jag tar den i tvåan
Stranger: absolut
You: ooh. Hi
Stranger: hej på dej du
Stranger: are you from Brazil?
You: I am from new zealand
You: I am a BUFFY BOARDER!

Stranger: kiwi, is that you?
You: It's DrusillaROx from BB
Stranger: I'm Antonio Banderas
You: Right. I'm sorry, I'm actually britney spears
You: and a fish
Stranger: I will cook you
You: If you can catch me
Stranger: I'm a great catch
Stranger: this shit is weird
You: it so is
You: I miss BB and MSN
You: I think this is the longest CONVO I've had
Stranger: me too
Stranger: I'm seriously hungover
You: MSN is great. BB is AWSOME
Stranger: BB?
You: BUFFY-BOARDS!!!
Stranger: right yeah
You: Best place EVAH

Stranger: no my bed is the best place ever
You: My head is the best place EVAH
Stranger: need to go for a shit, bye
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am a fish
Stranger: i'm gerard joling from the netherlands
You: I'm a dead fish
Stranger: oh okay go search for a life http://www.google.nl/i'm-seeking-a-life
You: howabout YOU do that? fishhater?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: DrusillaROx is QUEEN!

Stranger: drusilla
Stranger: where do i know that from
You: Buffy
Stranger: really? goddammit
You: or buffy-boards, depending on who you are
Stranger: ugh. i'm really embarrassed now
You: Why?
Stranger: i hate buffy
You: HATER!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: DRUSILLAROX ROCKS!

Stranger: trex?
You: WHAT???????
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: U WISH U WERE ON BB

Stranger: Hi
You: HULLO

Stranger: BB?
You: Buffy-boards!!!!!!!

Stranger: OK, never heard of it. You must've been talk'n to some1 else
You: NOPE

You: EPIC FAIL AS MES WOULD SAY

Stranger: WTF
You: EPIC FAIL!

Stranger: This is bizarre
You: I KNOW

Stranger: i got this link from a bike forum, had to check it out
You: A BIKE FORUM?!

You: BTW THIS IS CRAZY U HAVE TO ROLL IF U WANT TO B SQUARE
Stranger: CCSBR Central Coast Sports Bike Riders
You: RANDOMNESS
Stranger: MMMMMMMMMMMMM...........................
You: This is FUNNY! I've had WEIRD conversations
Stranger: I'm having one now
Stranger: lol
You: LMAO!
Stranger: big time
You: I KNOW!

Stranger: I'm in Ausralia, where you at?
Stranger: cant spell
You: NZ

You: It's AWSOME!

You: AUSSIE AND BUNNIES ARE THERE

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: say hi
You: The Buffy boards are KING
Stranger: sup girl?
You: NUTHING

Stranger: cool
Stranger: where from?
You: NZ>
Stranger: oh... thats far away
Stranger: im yurop
You: AWSOME

Stranger: european union
Stranger: YES
You: Epic win

Stranger: strong union, strong males, strong cars etc
You: STRONG FISH
Stranger: ur a guy
Stranger: and thats gay
You: I'm A GIRL DUMBASS
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: ALSO GAY IS A STUPID WORD WHEN U SAY IT LIKE DAT
Stranger: ok
Stranger: maybe u are a girl then 🙂
You: MY NAME IS DRUSILLAROX
Stranger: cool
Stranger: hey nz-girl
Stranger: wanna cam?
You: UR A FISH
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you interested in global warming?
You: Are we going to talk aobut it now?
Stranger: if you want
Stranger: did i ask you already?
You: MEH I did a speech last year
Stranger: oh yeah?
You: YEAH
Stranger: about what?
You: Global warming!
You: My daddy MOZ

Stranger: what about it?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii
You: MOZ ROX
Stranger: hhaha what?
You: MOZ ROX

Stranger: wtf is dat
You: IT"S A MOZ
Stranger: muzzy
Stranger: ?😀
You: MOZZY
Stranger: and whats that
You: MY DADDY

Stranger: soo.'
Stranger: byee
You: MOZ! AND MES 4EVAH
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I thought THIS might be funny

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: TALK YOU ****ING ****
You: I am DrusillaRox!!!!!!!!!!!BB IS MY PRIDE
Stranger: awesome
You: I LOVE BB BECAUSE U CAN MARRY UR DAUGHTER AND PEOPLE EMBRACE IT
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Supernatural is WIN
Stranger: U watch supernatural
You: TOTALLY
Stranger: its awesome
Stranger: so sam or dean??
You: I love it!
You: DEAN

You: DUDE

Stranger: Well i love SAM!!
You: That wincest thing is WRONG

Stranger: wat??
You: Been on YouTube recently?
Stranger: nah
You: WELL some people are shipping Sam/Dean
You: It's WRONG

Stranger: yea ...
You: [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx2e8k90L2Q"]YouTube - Wincest Reloaded[/ame]
You: EW.
Stranger: k
Stranger: well i hav 3 seasons of supernatural
You: Awsome!
Stranger: juzt finish watchin them taday
You: I've seen season 1 and some of 4
Stranger: season 4 is the best
Stranger: its on fox 8
You: It's awsome. It's on @ 10:30pm here lol
Stranger: kwl
Stranger: well love 2 stay and chat but ur a total bitch
Stranger: SAM FOREVER


Pff. It's not like I have any problem with sam. He's a hottie. But I just prefer dean

 

[VisionGuy]

You guys are turning that chat out! I'm gonna have to try it when I get home. LOL

 

[Crazy Flakes]

This site is hilarious!

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^ I had that exact conversation with about six people.

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Stranger: Hi
You: Hello!
You: Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Stranger: How are you?
Stranger: To be honest, I don't know them.
You: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
You: In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
Stranger: wtf?
You: HEY, STRANGER!
You: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU F***ING STUPID BASTARD!
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