Talk to strangers!

[Edmund Blackadder]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am a fish
Stranger: Dont trust a ho
Stranger: never trust a ho
Stranger: are you inwater?
You: I don't I trust fish
You: I'm in a water cooler
Stranger: your a fish though?
Stranger: should I not trust you?
You: never trust somone who says they're a fish
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: so your not a fish
You: did you not know that?
Stranger: My life is a lie.
You: My fish is dead
Stranger: Im sorry
Stranger: I cant take this anymore.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That was YOU!?!?
I thought I was talking to a moron...I turned out to be right!

😛

I actually don't get the point of this site!
If I want to talk to freaks about shit, I come here.

 

[definition of insane]

I love how this just site just seems to be a competition between folk to see who can freak the other one out first...I'm trying this when I get home....beware! 😉

 

[Washburne]

I'm sure there was a time when I would find this entertaining. Now, if I'm in the "right" mood I might find it funny for a minute or two. Guss I'm just too old or boring or something.

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

Guss I'm just too old or boring or something.

I would wager there won't be any arguments!!!

I jest but to be honest, I feel the same. 5 years ago, I might have spent hours on this, but now, not so much!

 

[Revolver]

No, it isn't that great. It's fun for a minute or two but if I can't get the other person to disconnect, I find myself bored after a couple of minutes and wishing I could succeed in freaking them out just so I can log off that site.

 

[LorneyTunes]

This was the best convo I had so far lol ! x

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: beer
You: u
You: me
Stranger: nice
Stranger: beer
You: foamy
Stranger: I LOVE
You: feet?
You: bananas
You: coke
You: eyelids
You: ?
Stranger: feet?

 

[CotA]

I couldn't keep away.

Stranger: hiiiiiii 🙂
You: Everybody was kung fu fighting
Stranger: wher u from?
Stranger: were they fast as lightning???
You: What the hell are you talking about?!
Stranger: the song
You: I must warn you, i am only here for one reason. To find a mate.
Stranger: frend or other type mate?
You: Other. Male or female. Age 18-75 only. Must like turnip arranging. By size, biggest first. You interested?
Stranger: no no no 😡
You: it was a little bit frightning, but done with expert timing
Stranger: u r weird
You: Bears. Beets. Battlestar galactica.
Disconnected

Well i think i got the better of that exchange. In your face stranger.

 

[Fake Shemp]

I think we should try and find each other on there... but we need to know that its another BBer


But How???


I think this is a great site, sure theres perverts and freaks (and dont say you aint some of that crowd)

but ive had some funny convos, i wonder how long it is til someone posts a random convo here and then we have like Crazy Flakes come along and be like " I WAS THAT STRANGER!!"

WOAH!

so we need a way to know if its another BBer me thinks

 

[Revolver]

I think if we throw something into the conversation about Buffy, it'll be pretty easy to spot a Boarder.

 

[CotA]

I think we should try and find each other on there... but we need to know that its another BBer


But How???


I think this is a great site, sure theres perverts and freaks (and dont say you aint some of that crowd)

but ive had some funny convos, i wonder how long it is til someone posts a random convo here and then we have like Crazy Flakes come along and be like " I WAS THAT STRANGER!!"

WOAH!

so we need a way to know if its another BBer me thinks

So what you're saying is, we eednay a ecretsay odecay empshay?

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

Ask the question - 'do you like Buffy?'

Its an all round win.

If its a member of the board you'll find out.
If its not a member but a fan, you can chat.
If its not a member or a fan, well why would you waste time talking to them?

 

[Fake Shemp]

YES!


i was thinking more of a back and forth tho something that only a BBer would know about

You- are you sending Lyri a PM?
Stranger - Affirmative

😉

 

[Aly Fan]

Hehe for five minutes i started like twenty convos saying "ARE YOU FROM BB??"

I got some very funny replies to that one =P

 

[Revolver]

This one definitely wasn't a Buffy Boarder!

You: I'm not even here right now.
Stranger: why r the ppl here so weird
Stranger: uuuuuurrrrrgggggg
You: I wouldn't know
Stranger: damn
You: not being here and all
Stranger: in that case
Stranger: i am not here either
You: One time I kissed a frog and it turned into the artists formerly known as Prince
Stranger: rape!
You: and currently known as Prince
You: Rape is wrong.
Stranger: one time i tried to rape a raccoon
You: I read that in a newspaper once.
Stranger: but it bit my man-part off
You: You got put in jail for two hours then released back into the wild if I recall
Stranger: twas a tumultuous time
You: That sounds awesome
You: I wish a raccoon would bite my man-part off
Stranger: i know why
You: I've got no use for this thing anyway
Stranger: cus u don't have oine
Stranger: ur a girl
You: It's always flopping around
Stranger: i can tell
Stranger: only girls
Stranger: know how it flops around
Stranger: OMG HEY
Stranger: LET'S WRITE A POEM
Stranger: ok u write one line
You: I am quite poetic.
Stranger: then i write a line
Stranger: ok??
Stranger: let's do it!
You: Okay, first line:
Stranger: gogogoog
You: I once ate an apple pie
Stranger: then put the rest in my lap to dry
You: that's when I saw a really fat guy
Stranger: he looked at me, mouth agape
You: that's when I tried screaming rape
Stranger: but it was too late, pie stuffed my mouth
You: he touched me somewhere deep down south
Stranger: thank god he was actually touching that pie
You: No, I'm sorry to say that's just a lie
Stranger: he was touching my mr. shy
You: and that's not the name I gave my thigh
Stranger: when i think of that day, i sometimes cry
You: Are you sending Lyri a PM?
Stranger: ....wtf?
Stranger: son of a bitch, u ruined the poem!
You: Oh great. There goes the neighborhood.
You: And where's Spiderman when you need her?
Stranger: in my juice
Stranger: who is lyri
Stranger: and is she hot
You: I like applejuice, as long as orange juice is poured into it
Stranger: PICS
Stranger: cmoe on, give a lonely fella a chance
Stranger: slobber
Stranger: give me ur beads
You: Lyri is an actress who starred in such films as Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Shaft
Stranger: bulshit, i don't remmber a lyri in buffy
Stranger: allyson hannigan yes
Stranger: sarah michelle walker (?) yes
Stranger: that old dude, yes
You: Sarah Michelle Walker: Texas Ranger
Stranger: lol
You: I believe she endorsed Mike Huckabee
Stranger: ok i should start stduying for exams
Stranger: it was nice to connect to u
Stranger: like...really connect
You: Exams are for people with toe nail clippings
Stranger: CONNECT
Stranger: U KNOW WHAT I MEAN
You: I don't but I am somewhat slow
You: Some people call me the turtle
Stranger: MONEY MARKET HEDGING OF FX RECEIVABLES!!!!!!!
You: Some call me the gangster of love
Stranger: KILL MEEEEE
You: Some people call me Maurice
Stranger: can i call u maury
Stranger: what is ur msn
Stranger: i will msg u
Stranger: and stalk u
Stranger: what is ur name and address
Stranger: so i can visit u
You: seanhannity@foxnews.net
Stranger: and bring u sweet flowers of my youth
Stranger: lol
Stranger: child molester
Stranger: GIVE ME YOUR CAKE
You: I molest old people, not children
Stranger: CAKE?
You: Have your cake and slice it too
Stranger: dice it
You: ice it
Stranger: thrice it
You: corn on the cie it
Stranger: just don't bambice it
Stranger: baby got back
Stranger: just what i lack
You: cause when sloppy thirds come into play, that's when exits make stamps on the liqour cabinet
Stranger: but i don't give a faq
Stranger: birds, where?!
You: It's a plane!
Stranger: DON'T LET THEIR FEET NEAR ME
You: No wait
You: It's just Jimmy Carter
Stranger: it's a monolith!
Stranger: u mean
You: I'm mean?
Stranger: jimmy carter marge simpson
You: Yes, good old Marge
Stranger: she was a good one
You: She has blue hair
Stranger: but i've had better
You: though sometimes she dyes it pink to keep Homer hot and bothered
Stranger: that's how u like it
You: You know it, sister
Stranger: well it looks like i won't a self discovery from this lovely conversation
Stranger: i must realy be going
Stranger: dearest love
Stranger: i will go 🙁
Stranger: maybe i'll pass u on the street one day
Stranger: and not even know it
You: Enjoy the rest of your day Mr. Smith as you go to Washington
Stranger: that makes me sad
Stranger: tell me what u look like
Stranger: so i'l be able to recognize u
You: I'm a short dude with a large beard and a beer gut
Stranger: liar
Stranger: pics pics
Stranger: here 's me
You: You're right, I am a liar. I don't have a beer gut
Stranger: ok just google megan fox
Stranger: that's me
You: It's more of a beer, soda, and liquor gut
Stranger: mega fox
Stranger: LOL oops
Stranger: i mean megan fox
You: I've heard of you, I think you were in Buffy with Sarah Michelle Walker Gellar
Stranger: LOL mega fox
Stranger: omg no
Stranger: i was in transformers
Stranger: get ur damned pop culture right
You: Oh, that movie sucked
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: iron man was good
Stranger: i realli yliked that one
Stranger: all right don't wanna be rude
You: too early for that
Stranger: but for real, got to go, nice talking to u
You: bye
You: see you tomorrow at three
Stranger: it's 2
You: if not before from the window
Stranger: 2:22:44
You: Gotcha
You: check
You: check out my melody
Stranger: yes...my time zone
Stranger: sigh
Stranger: bye bye
You: Glasgow time?
Stranger: toronto
You: Oh, so you're a Raptor then?
Stranger: NEVARRR
Stranger: raptors suck
Stranger: so crappy
You: I always thought you were extinct
Stranger: don't get me started
Stranger: yes...
Stranger: jay triano killed the last of us

 

[Friendly Lurker]

Stranger: Prepare Yourself.. This is time for Surprise Bu*****x ! x'}
You: Oh
Stranger: I'm Clément, 19, France. What about you ? =]
You: 13, F, Sweden
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


(hm)

 

[DrusillaRox]

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you sending Lyri a PM?
Stranger: Hello!
Stranger: Oh my-- why, yes I am!
Your conversational partner has disconnected

---------- Post added at 07:54 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:50 AM ----------

I just came up with something for checking if it's a BBer

You: Do you know what BBtv stands for?

What the HELL?!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Are you sending Lyri a PM?
Stranger: yes
You: Me too
Stranger: she's a huge whore
You: U INSULT LYRI!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: no i like to make her
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Lindsey McDonald]

Fake Shemp agrees: NOBODY INSULTS LYRI!

Why not? It's not as if she'll NOTICE!!!

Even better, do it by PM. You'll be very safe.

 

[definition of insane]

Haha....I love whoever this was...

You: Cookies?
Stranger: sir, some clients are here to see you now
You: Vork?
You: Yellow clients?
Stranger: no, not the vork account, that's tuesday at 9
Stranger: and the yellows are wednesday afternoon
You: Oh....what day is it?
Stranger: monday, sir
You: I would have sworn it was the day of moro
Stranger: no, that would be tomorrow, sir
Stranger: should i send the clients in?
You: this has worried my brain
You: are they good clients?
Stranger: yes sir, they're one of our biggest
You: And what do they want?
Stranger: well, they scheduled this meeting last week
You: Have I eaten my hair today?
Stranger: something about molestation
Stranger: and no, it's not lunch time yet
You: did you get the rabbits?
Stranger: yes, sir
Stranger: just like last time
You: well then I suppose they ought to be sent in then
Stranger: alright, do you want me to jiggle my ass as I walk out of the office, sir?
You: only if you let Petey spank you on the way out
Stranger: petey's out sick today, sir
You: what does he have?
Stranger: he has aids
Stranger: aids, sir
You: Oh....we should find a replacement
Stranger: yes sir
You: get the forms
Stranger: we already have 3092 applicants, sir
Stranger: only 12 of which are qualified
You: 12?
You: poor numbers
Stranger: that's more than usual, sir
Stranger: about 11 more, in fact
You: is one of them called petey?
You: I don't want to have to learn new names
Stranger: well, i suppose we could ask them if they'd mind being called Petey
You: it would be easier if one of them was just called Petey
Stranger: one of them's Indian, so his real name is too hard to pronounce anyway
You: they wouldn't have to learn a new name
You: what's the indian's name?
Stranger: Ishtarbodhisattvasteelydanderpanza
You: but that doesn't have Petey in there at all!
Stranger: his last name is Peterson
You: Are you sure we can't get Petey back?
You: I liked Petey
You: He made his own ham
Stranger: well, Mr. Peterson could be called petey
Stranger: but real petey has aids, sir
You: But that was good ham
Stranger: he actually bought it from a Deli, sir
You: Really?
You: That rat bastard
You: Send someone to kill him
Stranger: he never said he made it, sir
You: He didn't?
Stranger: the aids will kill him in due time, sir
Stranger: and no, you just assumed that
You: Do any of the applicants make their own ham?
Stranger: you should stop doing that sir. remember when you assumed your sister was black because she enjoyed fried chicken?
Stranger: none of them specified that on their applications
Stranger: I suppose I could call and ask them
You: Can we check?
You: That would be nice
Stranger: Alright, sir. I'll do that after your 4:30
You: 4:30?
Stranger: yes, you have a 4:30 with the Brandersons
You: Did the Brandersons bring ham?
Stranger: they're Jewish sir, they don't eat ham
You: ....
You: this is very unseemly
You: can you go get some ham?
Stranger: but you have an appointment with Honey Baked Ham on Thursday
You: On the morn of Moro?
Stranger: Sir, there's a ham right in front of you
You: But that's a plastic ham
You: it's been there for days
Stranger: there are cookies inside of it, sir
You: that's an odd place for cookies
Stranger: it's a cookie jar, sir
Stranger: it was made to look like a ham
You: why would anyone do that?
Stranger: you made it yourself, sir
You: I did?
You: why did I do that?
Stranger: i don't know, sir
Stranger: should I ask you at a later time?
You: Maybe on Sunday
Stranger: sir, the clients are still waiting to meet with you
Stranger: should I send them in?
You: But I'm so tired
You: Do I have to?
You: Can't we get Don to handle it?
Stranger: sir, you are Don
You: I am?
Stranger: yes, sir
Stranger: your name is Don Donaldson
You: Where is my nametag?
Stranger: your name plate is on your desk, sir
Stranger: you don't have a name tag
Stranger: but your wife writes your name on your underwear
You: I think we could all have nametags
You: But I can't see my underwear right now
Stranger: sir, we tried that last December
Stranger: 3 people died
You: Where did we put them?
Stranger: in the cemetery, sir
Stranger: that's where dead people are usually placed
You: And what about the nametags?
Stranger: we burned them
You: damn shame
You: can we maybe get new ones?
Stranger: it was your idea, sir
Stranger: we'd have to go with a different company, but i guess it's possible
You: maybe we should check the suggestions box
Stranger: we don't have a suggestion box, sir
You: can we make one?
Stranger: you were afraid that ghosts would get into them
You: Well, how about a suggestion sack then?
Stranger: yes, sir
Stranger: I'll set one up right away
You: Good good....we need a sack
Stranger: do you have one, sir
You: I do?
Stranger: do you?
You: Do I?
Stranger: I don't know sir, that's why I asked
You: Check the chest
Stranger: it's empty, sir
You: What happened to all the sacks?
Stranger: I'm not sure if we ever had any, sir
You: I thought we had some in the chest
Stranger: no sir, the chest is for toys
You: Then why is it empty?
Stranger: you had the toys sent out to have them checked for traces of zombies, sir
You: Did you send Buffy after them?
Stranger: no, sir. Buffy is a fictional character
You: But how will we get rid of the vamps?
Stranger: sir, there are no vampires
Stranger: we're stationed in Detroit
Stranger: Detroit is in the united states
Stranger: the united states are not in eastern europe
You: But what about the ones that migrated
Stranger: they migrated to western europe, sir
You: I think I have to reflect on this
You: Possibly while sending Lyri a PM
Stranger: alright, sir
Stranger: which Prime Minister would you like to send to her?
You: Maybe Gordon Brown
You: Is he a good one?
Stranger: he's British, sir. that's all that matters
You: Ahh...yes, send him
Stranger: alright sir
You: and cancel my 4:30
Stranger: alright sir
Stranger: have a nice day
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[yellowcrayon]

I may have invited a new member. I started out pretending to be Faith, except it didn't freak them out, they played along. Anyway, I ended up inviting them here when they failed to pass the Lyri PM test. 😉

Amusing Convo:

Stranger: Hi!
You: Greetings, Earthling.
You: Your planet has been targeted for destruction.
Stranger: what?
You: Have you any last-minute pleas before your sentence is carried out?
Stranger: are u crazy?
You: No. Evil, conniving, and wicked, yes. But never crazy
Stranger: where u from?
You: Ceti Alpha VI.
Stranger: Jesus
You: No, I'm Pltz Grb.
Stranger: i think, u are crazy man
You: Oh, don't worry, I'm most certainly *not* crazy.
Stranger:
what is your name?
You: Pltz Grb.
You: General of the Ceti Alpha Forces, and Lord of the Parliament.
Stranger: certeza que voce deve ser brasileiro
You: I currently reside in Ceti Alpha VI's capital, Pylea.
You: I'm sorry, my translator must not be calibrated correctly.
Stranger: por dios
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[LorneyTunes]

People did not want my love of face licking 🙁

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: i love you
You: gimme a hug
Stranger: okay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.