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Spike: I had ... a ... muscle cramp. Buffy was, uh, helping.
Tara: A muscle cramp? In your ... pants?

That's my one of my favourite Tara quotes. Anybody else got good ones?
 
"Nobody messes with my girl."
(Bargaining 2)
after putting an axe into a demon's back.


"I am, you know. Yours."
(Who are you)
 
good god that's a lot of shake

i was going to say the muscle cramp one, as that is the best.
don't think she gets a large enough amount of funny lines
 
"Can you just be kissing me now?"
it was so sweet and well, i think, that she prtrayed the feelings of that scene so well
i cried im a big sap but still
 
Yeah. You learn her source, (grins) and, uh, we'll introduce her to her insect reflection.

Everyone looks at her in confusion. Tara stops smiling.

TARA: Um ... that, that was funny if you, um, studied Taglarin mythic rites... (softly) and are a complete dork.
RILEY: Oh, then how come Xander didn't laugh? (Tara takes a box and exits)
 
Last week I've mostly been writing down Willow quotes, but this one was too good to ignore 🙂

TARA: Everyone? Before we jump all over her: People do strange things when someone they love dies. When I lost my mother I did some pretty dumb stuff, like lying to my family and staying out all night.
ANYA: Buffy's boinking Spike.
(pause...)
WILLOW: Oh... well, Tara's right. Grief can be powerful... and we shouldn't judge...
TARA: What, are you kidding? She's nuts!

-- Intervention
 
It's in Season Five, in 'Family'. You know the end scene, where it's Tara's birthday, and they're celebrating at The Bronze. Willow invites Tara to dance, and the quote goes something along tha lines of:
Tara: When I feel like there's no way out, when I'm at my worst... you always make me feel so special. How do you do that?
 
Tara: Well, whats so bad about them coming here? Aren't they the good guys? I mean, Watcher's Council, thats just like other Gileses right?
Buffy: Yeah, they're scary and horrible!

Tara: Not to be Miss Psycho Pep Squad, but we have got to stop obsessing about what we did and try to make things better for Buffy

Tara: Well she practically had "Genuine Molded Plastic" stamped on her ass. (off their looks), Just trying a bit of spicy talk!
 
Angelic Slayer
Angelic Slayer
"Miss Psycho Pep Squad"- one of my faves too
"I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's... depressing."
Always been my favorite 'cause it's so damn true.
 
LOL! Ain't it true though? 😀

TARA: You think you know ... what's to come ... what you are. You haven't even begun.
(I don't know, I just have been reading alot of fanfic lately and there was this one story that used that quote in every single scene!)

Tara: "Five by five? Five what by five what?"
This year's girl

Tara: Whatever, you know, happens. I'll still be here. I'll still be your friend.
New Moon Rising

Anya: Absolutely. Exertion can lead to sweatiness.
Tara: Which can cause the pain and heartbreak of stinkiness. Better to just stay put.
Buffy vs. Dracula

Willow: Was there a camel?
Tara: There was the front of a camel "” a half-camel.

Willow: It's fine, I don't need to be snuggled.
Tara: Vixen.
Family

Willow: You know what's weird?
Tara: Japanese commercials are weird.

Willow: That's Canis Minor, and Cassiopeia.
Tara: And the big pineapple.
Willow: Um, you know I'm not sure I remember that one.
Listening to Fear

Tara: There's a world without shrimp? I'm allergic.
Triangle

Nigel: Well, I need to know a little bit more about the Slayer. And about both of you. Your relationship, whatever you can tell me.
Tara: O-ou-our relationship?
Willow: We're friends.
Tara: Good friends.
Willow: Girlfriends, actually.
Tara: Yes, we're girlfriends.
Willow: We're in love. We're... lovers. Lesbian, gay-type lovers. (She puts her hand on Tara's leg.)
Nigel: I meant your relationship with the Slayer.
Checkpoint

Tara: No, see, it can't, it can't end like that, 'cause all of Quasimodo's actions were selfishly motivated. He had no moral compass, no understanding of right, everything he did he did out of love for a woman who'd never be able to love him back. Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.
Crush

Tara: Tripled? Like, first money, then money money money?
I was made to love you

Tara: Oh, baby, want me to rub your tummy? She likes it when I ... (pauses, then quietly) stop explaining things.
The Body

Tara: We're witches. We know stuff.

Willow: I wanna say bagel, but I think that was yesterday. You had two eggs sunny-side-up. I remember 'cause they were wiggling at me like little boobs. Tara (grinning): Sassy eggs.
Forever

Dawn (sarcastically): We're safe, right. And Spike built a robot Buffy to play Checkers with.
Tara: It sounded convincing when I thought it.
Intervention

Tara (to Willow): I mean, tell me if I said something wrong. Otherwise, I know I'll say it again, probably often and in public.

Willow: It's like my opinion doesn't count because I haven't been through... I didn't lose my mom, so I don't know.
Tara: Well, I-I'm not the expert. I mean, I've only lost the one.

Tara: I mean, it frightens me how powerful you're getting.

Tara (looking and pointing at Dawn): Oh, look at that. Look at that. The light. Oh, it's so pure. Such pure, green energy. Oh, it's so beautiful.
Tough Love

(thats all for right now...)
 
"Do I have to fight to keep you?"
"What were they staring at?"
"The hotness of you, doofus!"
"Those guys really thought I was hot?"
"And you can't imagine what they see."
"I know exactly what they see in me. You."
 
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