ILLYRIAN
Druish Pervonian Wizard
"What does it mean ?" asked Anya.
"Not sure, what about you Will ?" asked Xander.
"Was he signalling to us ?" asked Willow.
"Oh, he thinks he's a train driver," said Anya.
"In a graveyard, don't be stupid," said Willow.
"Tell her off, Xander," said Anya.
"Will, please, say your sorry ?" asked Xander.
"Why ?, it's obvious he's pulling a toilet chain," said Willow.
"In a graveyard, at night ?" asked Xander.
"Yeah, who's the stupid one now ?" asked Anya.
"Maybe he was on a toilet on a train," said Xander.
"Duh !" said Willow and Anya looking at Xander.
"Ooh look, he's doing something else now," said Anya.
"What's that meant to be ?" asked Willow.
"Is he trying to fan a fire ?" asked Xander.
"Nah, he's waving goodbye," said Anya.
"With both hands ?" asked Xander.
"To to of us ?" asked Willow.
"I'm not wearing a tutu," said Xander.
"Nor am I," said Anya.
"My dress doesn't look like a tutu, you two," said Willow.
"Oh, ooh, thought he'd poked his eye's that time," said Xander.
"Now he's pointing," said Willow.
"What's he pointing at ?" asked Anya.
"Dunno H.. !"
"Sshh Xander, careful," said Willow.
"Yeah, sorry, you hold the crisps, HEY !! what you pointing at ?" asked Xander
"Dunno I just poked myself in the eyes," said Spike.
XANDER'S EYE PATCH PART 1
"I'll get him," said Xander.
"Oh, yeah, ha-ha," laughed Buffy.
"Eye eye, captain birds eye," said Willow.
"Oh goody, another fishy comment," replied Xander.
"Nothin' arteficial 'cept me leg," said Dawn.
"Hee-hee-hee," said Buffy.
"Oh say something else !" said Xander.
"Like what ?" asked Willow.
"How about an I Claudius joke ?" asked Xander.
"Who, oh, oh, is that I Claudius or Claudius eye," giggled Willow.
"I can see for miles and miles and miles," said Dawn.
"Nope, that's not right," said Buffy.
"I will see for miles and miles and miles," said Dawn.
"That's better, now make it funny," said Buffy smiling to herself.
"Hhhhnnnnnnnnn."
XANDERS EYE PATCH PART 2
"Think I'll ban the letter I," said Xander.
"Wanna say that again ?" asked Buffy.
"Oh, er yeah, Me wants to not say the nynth letter," said Xander.
"Is something wrong with your eye Will ?" asked Buffy.
"Rosenberg ! stop openung and closung your vusual receptors," said Xander
"What's that Xan ? hope he doesn't wear out his voice," said Willow.
"You know what he'll do then," said Buffy.
"What's that ?" asked Willow.
"Does you wife like sports ? ay, ay, know what I mean ? nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what eye mean ? know what eye mean," said Dawn.
"Oh no, the muddle of March," said Xander.
"Ooh, ooh, Ides like to hear that again, replied Willow triumphantly.
"He always wanted to go into politics," said Willow.
"I know that one," exclaimed Dawn.
"You do, what is it ?" asked Buffy.
"He can't say the I's have it," said Dawn.
"We'd best hurry up and go," said Willow.
"Why ?" asked Buffy.
"The Xan man doesn't like being near pretty girls," said Willow.
"Poor Xan man," said Dawn.
"When he winks at a pretty girl he just looks weird now," said Willow.
"Gotta learn to wink with the other eye," said Xander.
"Poor Xan man," said Willow and Buffy.
"Aaaahhhhhhh," said Buffy, Willow and Dawn.
THE REAL REASON ANGEL DIDN'T GIVE BUFFY C. P. R.
K-9 the mechanical-computerised dog, courtesy of DR WHO
Giles ; The master will rise
K-9 ; Yes master
Angel ; Shut up
Giles ; And the slayer will die
Angel ; Then your reading it wrong
Giles ; This cannot be wrong, everything it says will be true
Angel ; It's got to be wrong
Giles ; It says it here in black and white
Angel ; Then don't say it
Giles ; Listen, the master will rise
K-9 ; Yes master
Angel ; Shut up
Giles ; He will kill the slayer
Xander ; Take me to Buffy, Angel
Jenny ; Where, where will the master rise ?
K-9 ; Yes master
Jenny ; Shut up
Giles ; In the Hellmouth
Jenny ; Where ?
Giles ; Oh, yes
K-9 ; Below us, master !
Jenny ; How do you know where it is ?
K-9 ; I can hear the drips master, ooooh !
Jenny ; You heard the drips !
Giles ; Don't give her CPR Angel !
"Not sure, what about you Will ?" asked Xander.
"Was he signalling to us ?" asked Willow.
"Oh, he thinks he's a train driver," said Anya.
"In a graveyard, don't be stupid," said Willow.
"Tell her off, Xander," said Anya.
"Will, please, say your sorry ?" asked Xander.
"Why ?, it's obvious he's pulling a toilet chain," said Willow.
"In a graveyard, at night ?" asked Xander.
"Yeah, who's the stupid one now ?" asked Anya.
"Maybe he was on a toilet on a train," said Xander.
"Duh !" said Willow and Anya looking at Xander.
"Ooh look, he's doing something else now," said Anya.
"What's that meant to be ?" asked Willow.
"Is he trying to fan a fire ?" asked Xander.
"Nah, he's waving goodbye," said Anya.
"With both hands ?" asked Xander.
"To to of us ?" asked Willow.
"I'm not wearing a tutu," said Xander.
"Nor am I," said Anya.
"My dress doesn't look like a tutu, you two," said Willow.
"Oh, ooh, thought he'd poked his eye's that time," said Xander.
"Now he's pointing," said Willow.
"What's he pointing at ?" asked Anya.
"Dunno H.. !"
"Sshh Xander, careful," said Willow.
"Yeah, sorry, you hold the crisps, HEY !! what you pointing at ?" asked Xander
"Dunno I just poked myself in the eyes," said Spike.
XANDER'S EYE PATCH PART 1
"I'll get him," said Xander.
"Oh, yeah, ha-ha," laughed Buffy.
"Eye eye, captain birds eye," said Willow.
"Oh goody, another fishy comment," replied Xander.
"Nothin' arteficial 'cept me leg," said Dawn.
"Hee-hee-hee," said Buffy.
"Oh say something else !" said Xander.
"Like what ?" asked Willow.
"How about an I Claudius joke ?" asked Xander.
"Who, oh, oh, is that I Claudius or Claudius eye," giggled Willow.
"I can see for miles and miles and miles," said Dawn.
"Nope, that's not right," said Buffy.
"I will see for miles and miles and miles," said Dawn.
"That's better, now make it funny," said Buffy smiling to herself.
"Hhhhnnnnnnnnn."
XANDERS EYE PATCH PART 2
"Think I'll ban the letter I," said Xander.
"Wanna say that again ?" asked Buffy.
"Oh, er yeah, Me wants to not say the nynth letter," said Xander.
"Is something wrong with your eye Will ?" asked Buffy.
"Rosenberg ! stop openung and closung your vusual receptors," said Xander
"What's that Xan ? hope he doesn't wear out his voice," said Willow.
"You know what he'll do then," said Buffy.
"What's that ?" asked Willow.
"Does you wife like sports ? ay, ay, know what I mean ? nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what eye mean ? know what eye mean," said Dawn.
"Oh no, the muddle of March," said Xander.
"Ooh, ooh, Ides like to hear that again, replied Willow triumphantly.
"He always wanted to go into politics," said Willow.
"I know that one," exclaimed Dawn.
"You do, what is it ?" asked Buffy.
"He can't say the I's have it," said Dawn.
"We'd best hurry up and go," said Willow.
"Why ?" asked Buffy.
"The Xan man doesn't like being near pretty girls," said Willow.
"Poor Xan man," said Dawn.
"When he winks at a pretty girl he just looks weird now," said Willow.
"Gotta learn to wink with the other eye," said Xander.
"Poor Xan man," said Willow and Buffy.
"Aaaahhhhhhh," said Buffy, Willow and Dawn.
THE REAL REASON ANGEL DIDN'T GIVE BUFFY C. P. R.
K-9 the mechanical-computerised dog, courtesy of DR WHO
Giles ; The master will rise
K-9 ; Yes master
Angel ; Shut up
Giles ; And the slayer will die
Angel ; Then your reading it wrong
Giles ; This cannot be wrong, everything it says will be true
Angel ; It's got to be wrong
Giles ; It says it here in black and white
Angel ; Then don't say it
Giles ; Listen, the master will rise
K-9 ; Yes master
Angel ; Shut up
Giles ; He will kill the slayer
Xander ; Take me to Buffy, Angel
Jenny ; Where, where will the master rise ?
K-9 ; Yes master
Jenny ; Shut up
Giles ; In the Hellmouth
Jenny ; Where ?
Giles ; Oh, yes
K-9 ; Below us, master !
Jenny ; How do you know where it is ?
K-9 ; I can hear the drips master, ooooh !
Jenny ; You heard the drips !
Giles ; Don't give her CPR Angel !
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