Ten more questions for you

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

1. A family member/flat mate asks you to check if the dishwasher is ready to be emptied, and if so, would you please put the dishes away. Do you comply or do you hit the start button again and tip toe away?


2. Your neighbourhood market is having a sale on your FAVOURITE ice cream....half price! However, there's a limit; no more than 4 containers per customer... and the sale ends in 2 hours. So, do you only take 4, or do you grab about 10, dashing to the self check out counter, giggling the entire time?


3. As you're pulling into the crowded parking lot of a mall, you notice a perfectly healthy young lady zoom straight into a space marked "Handicapped Parking Only." (You also notice that she doesn't have the required blue placard on the car) Do you shrug and forget it, or do you go straight to security and report it?


4. You're offered a choice between two jobs. The first one is at a large animal shelter, where one of your responsibilities is to clean out the dog kennels...there's 50 dogs of all sizes, so that's A LOT of excrement. (Your salary would be $17 an hour) The other job consists of you answering telephones for a Mafia big wig. Your only responsibilites are to take messages, get coffee, and keep your mouth shut. (Your salary would be $50 an hour) Which job do you choose?


5. Have you ever eaten escargot? How was it?


6. When Space-X finally offers commercial flights off the planet, would you do it? Why or why not?


7. Have you ever had a near-death experience?

8. One night you can't fall asleep, so you pop down to the kitchen for a cup of tea. When you reach the dinette set, you notice a family member and a large otter having a discussion about Freud. What's your next move?


9. Can you ski?


10. Create a Hell dimension in your mind and name it. Who are the first (non-fictional) 10 people you'd send there?

 

[November]

New
1. A family member/flat mate asks you to check if the dishwasher is ready to be emptied, and if so, would you please put the dishes away. Do you comply or do you hit the start button again and tip toe away?
I'd tell them its ready if thats all they asked. If I was capable on the day I would just unpack it, it doesnt take long. The joys of living alone means that I can leave the dishes in there until I am cooking and then put stuff away while I have things on the stove. Time management yo.

2. Your neighbourhood market is having a sale on your FAVOURITE ice cream....half price! However, there's a limit; no more than 4 containers per customer... and the sale ends in 2 hours. So, do you only take 4, or do you grab about 10, dashing to the self check out counter, giggling the entire time?
We only have one single check out and its not a self serve. Even if I did have self serve there I wouldnt take it all - we are so limited in what we get that everyone in the community deserves a treat now and then!

3. As you're pulling into the crowded parking lot of a mall, you notice a perfectly healthy young lady zoom straight into a space marked "Handicapped Parking Only." (You also notice that she doesn't have the required blue placard on the car) Do you shrug and forget it, or do you go straight to security and report it?
Not my business. She could have an invisible disability and using a friends car. I hope she can get in and out painfree.

4. You're offered a choice between two jobs. The first one is at a large animal shelter, where one of your responsibilities is to clean out the dog kennels...there's 50 dogs of all sizes, so that's A LOT of excrement. (Your salary would be $17 an hour) The other job consists of you answering telephones for a Mafia big wig. Your only responsibilites are to take messages, get coffee, and keep your mouth shut. (Your salary would be $50 an hour) Which job do you choose?
Dog poop cleaning. It was one of my actual jobs in my life but I didnt get $17 an hour! I got $13! Ripped off. At least I got to take the puppies walkies on my lunch break 😀

5. Have you ever eaten escargot? How was it?
Not on purpose.

6. When Space-X finally offers commercial flights off the planet, would you do it? Why or why not?
Nope. I love space travel in fantasy and sci fi series but the only way I will leave this planet is through death (and entrance into another life). I dont think space travel will ever be a viable long term living arrangement for humans in my lifetime.

7. Have you ever had a near-death experience?
Yep.

8. One night you can't fall asleep, so you pop down to the kitchen for a cup of tea. When you reach the dinette set, you notice a family member and a large otter having a discussion about Freud. What's your next move?
Go next door to my elderly neighbours house for a bong.

9. Can you ski?
I've never tried.

10. Create a Hell dimension in your mind and name it. Who are the first (non-fictional) 10 people you'd send there?
I already live in a hell dimension according to some. I'd send @GwenRaiden @Nix @Bluebird @nightshade @Definitionofinsane @ItMustBeBunnies @Dlou @Sweetescape and @Rickster52 @Mr. Pole for gender equality.

 

[AnthonyCordova]

1. I'd put the dishes away.

2. This one's kind of tough. I have a hard time generating sympathy for companies, corporations etc. and I could easily justify it to myself on that ground. It depends but I could see myself do it. I'll say yes.

3. I don't like being presumptuous so I'd do nothing. People who abuse stuff like that get caught eventually anyway. But from a selfish perspective, I often can't be bothered with things like that too, if I have stuff to do.

4. I'd choose the animal shelter.

5. Yes, escargo is surprisingly good. I would never have eaten it on my own, but my friend wanted me to try some. At the same time, I wouldn't eat it again, because the idea is still a little gross to me.

6. Is it a one way ticket? If so, no. But if I get to come back, yeah, I would try it out. In a way, it's bucket list material. But only if I come back home. Not to move to Mars or some b.s. like that.

7. Yes, several. The details are personal however.

8. Pull up a chair and jump in; conversation topics like that are my forte and passion. I'd make a mental note of the otter though and later I'd interrogate my roommates about having possibly drugged me.

9. Hell yes. And snowboard. Here in Colorado it's the thing we do **gestures devil horns with hands**.

10. I don't hate anyone enough so I couldn't do it. Then again...Trump probably deserves it, maybe him. I don't know who else.

 

[ILLYRIAN]

1: Simple, the dishwasher bears the name Ex-wife.

2: I am allergic to an ingredient in ice-cream, I can eat the stuff but I have to have two certain tablets.

3: Being disabled I laugh at the idiot for parking there. All the Disable parking spots I know are in bloody terrible parking spots and the kerb heights are terrible for wheelchair access, I never use disabled parking bays.
4: I don't work. No insurance company is willing to insure me.

5: I love my S-car goes, I was going to eat them raw but the little buggers ran away, I was so disappointed.

6: I'll be dead before those flights are commercially available, that seems like a good enough excuse not to go, beats I don't like flying any day.

7: Yes twice, HERE, who said third time lucky?

8: Being as I live by myself I'd probably just speak to the otter, but then there is another problem Otters don't live here about so the chances are it'd be a friggin massive rat and they freaked out something wicked when you offer to make them a coffee. Did you know all rats are descended from the English, yep, they only drink tea.

9: I eat ski yoghurt but that's about all.

10: My hell dimension will upset a lot of people for it is the work place of politicians. The place name that is obvious, for those who are obvious, obvious to me that is, the 10 non fictional people who I'd send there are, name ten politicians.

 

[white avenger]

1. A family member/flat mate asks you to check if the dishwasher is ready to be emptied, and if so, would you please put the dishes away. Do you comply or do you hit the start button again and tip toe away?

Put the dishes away


2. Your neighbourhood market is having a sale on your FAVOURITE ice cream....half price! However, there's a limit; no more than 4 containers per customer... and the sale ends in 2 hours. So, do you only take 4, or do you grab about 10, dashing to the self check out counter, giggling the entire time?

Since I know that the automatic checkout would only register the first 4 as sale items, there would be no savings on the extra cartons.


3. As you're pulling into the crowded parking lot of a mall, you notice a perfectly healthy young lady zoom straight into a space marked "Handicapped Parking Only." (You also notice that she doesn't have the required blue placard on the car) Do you shrug and forget it, or do you go straight to security and report it?

Handicap tags/cards are encouraged, not required here, and just because someone looks "perfectly healthy" doesn't mean that they don't have asthma or suffer from seizures.


4. You're offered a choice between two jobs. The first one is at a large animal shelter, where one of your responsibilities is to clean out the dog kennels...there's 50 dogs of all sizes, so that's A LOT of excrement. (Your salary would be $17 an hour) The other job consists of you answering telephones for a Mafia big wig. Your only responsibilites are to take messages, get coffee, and keep your mouth shut. (Your salary would be $50 an hour) Which job do you choose?

I'd take the job at the kennel. I like dogs.


5. Have you ever eaten escargot? How was it?

No


6. When Space-X finally offers commercial flights off the planet, would you do it? Why or why not?

It better be quick, since I'm 70 years old now, but if it was sometime soon, it would depend on what planet we were going to.


7. Have you ever had a near-death experience?

Does having a house fall on you count? Yes

8. One night you can't fall asleep, so you pop down to the kitchen for a cup of tea. When you reach the dinette set, you notice a family member and a large otter having a discussion about Freud. What's your next move?

Ask if either one would like to have some tea.


9. Can you ski?

No


10. Create a Hell dimension in your mind and name it. Who are the first (non-fictional) 10 people you'd send there?

I'll pass on this one.

 

[Last Watcher]

1. A family member/flat mate asks you to check if the dishwasher is ready to be emptied, and if so, would you please put the dishes away. Do you comply or do you hit the start button again and tip toe away?

I already do the washing up & putting away so it would be no different to usual.......I'd put them away.


2. Your neighbourhood market is having a sale on your FAVOURITE ice cream....half price! However, there's a limit; no more than 4 containers per customer... and the sale ends in 2 hours. So, do you only take 4, or do you grab about 10, dashing to the self check out counter, giggling the entire time?

Probably just buy two......I don't like ice cream THAT much 🙂


3. As you're pulling into the crowded parking lot of a mall, you notice a perfectly healthy young lady zoom straight into a space marked "Handicapped Parking Only." (You also notice that she doesn't have the required blue placard on the car) Do you shrug and forget it, or do you go straight to security and report it?

See that kind of thing all the time......there's really no point in getting stressed over it.....I'd ignore it. (Saw a guy park diagonally across 4 disabled spaces in a McDonald's carpark once & walk smugly across the road to buy a large crate of beer!)

4. You're offered a choice between two jobs. The first one is at a large animal shelter, where one of your responsibilities is to clean out the dog kennels...there's 50 dogs of all sizes, so that's A LOT of excrement. (Your salary would be $17 an hour) The other job consists of you answering telephones for a Mafia big wig. Your only responsibilites are to take messages, get coffee, and keep your mouth shut. (Your salary would be $50 an hour) Which job do you choose?

Hmmmm. Wonder if there is a reward going for helping bring down the Mafia bigwig? But the puppies would probably win 😀

5. Have you ever eaten escargot? How was it?

No......No wish to!

6. When Space-X finally offers commercial flights off the planet, would you do it? Why or why not?

Nah. They are only going to be outer atmosphere......now if they were going to colonise Mars or something then maybe.....

7. Have you ever had a near-death experience?

Not that I'm aware of........though when I crashed my car I came very close!

8. One night you can't fall asleep, so you pop down to the kitchen for a cup of tea. When you reach the dinette set, you notice a family member and a large otter having a discussion about Freud. What's your next move?

Take another toke on the splif, pull up a Wildebeast & sit down with a bag of deep fried question marks to enjoy the debate! 😉

9. Can you ski?
Like an Elephant! 😛

10. Create a Hell dimension in your mind and name it. Who are the first (non-fictional) 10 people you'd send there?

Trump, Putin, Kim Jong Un, Assad & 6 other assorted world leaders....let them posture at each other like children there & not get the rest of us involved.
It'll be called 'Udopia', and the events would be televised in a new show - I'm a stable genius get me outta here!

 

[Fool for Buffy]

A family member/flat mate asks you to check if the dishwasher is ready to be emptied, and if so, would you please put the dishes away. Do you comply or do you hit the start button again and tip toe away?
Is that even a question? Hit the start button!

2. Your neighbourhood market is having a sale on your FAVOURITE ice cream....half price! However, there's a limit; no more than 4 containers per customer... and the sale ends in 2 hours. So, do you only take 4, or do you grab about 10, dashing to the self check out counter, giggling the entire time?
Take all of my siblings and we each buy 4 separately.

3. As you're pulling into the crowded parking lot of a mall, you notice a perfectly healthy young lady zoom straight into a space marked "Handicapped Parking Only." (You also notice that she doesn't have the required blue placard on the car) Do you shrug and forget it, or do you go straight to security and report it?
It’s not that big of a deal. They want to risk getting fined that’s fine by me.

4. You're offered a choice between two jobs. The first one is at a large animal shelter, where one of your responsibilities is to clean out the dog kennels...there's 50 dogs of all sizes, so that's A LOT of excrement. (Your salary would be $17 an hour) The other job consists of youanswering telephones for a Mafia big wig. Your only responsibilites are to take messages, get coffee, and keep your mouth shut. (Your salary would be $50 an hour) Which job do you choose?
Mafia, I’m a minor so if things went downhill I think I would be okay.

5. Have you ever eaten escargot? How was it?
No.

6. When Space-X finally offers commercial flights off the planet, would you do it? Why or why not?
No, I will watch it on tv with some popcorn.

7. Have you ever had a near-death experience?
No, which scares me.

8. One night you can't fall asleep, so you pop down to the kitchen for a cup of tea. When youreach the dinette set, you notice a family member and a large otter having a discussion about Freud. What's your next move?
Get the tea and go back to bed.

9. Can you ski?
I haven’t in a long time but I can.

10. Create a Hell dimension in your mind and name it. Who are the first (non-fictional) 10people you'd send there?
Trump and the first nine people who try to stop me.

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

1. A family member/flat mate asks you to check if the dishwasher is ready to be emptied, and if so, would you please put the dishes away. Do you comply or do you hit the start button again and tip toe away?
I'd probably put them away. 😳

2. Your neighbourhood market is having a sale on your FAVOURITE ice cream....half price! However, there's a limit; no more than 4 containers per customer... and the sale ends in 2 hours. So, do you only take 4, or do you grab about 10, dashing to the self check out counter, giggling the entire time?
Just buy the four. Don't have room in the freezer for that many, anyway. 😉

3. As you're pulling into the crowded parking lot of a mall, you notice a perfectly healthy young lady zoom straight into a space marked "Handicapped Parking Only." (You also notice that she doesn't have the required blue placard on the car) Do you shrug and forget it, or do you go straight to security and report it?
Probably just ignore it.

4. You're offered a choice between two jobs. The first one is at a large animal shelter, where one of your responsibilities is to clean out the dog kennels...there's 50 dogs of all sizes, so that's A LOT of excrement. (Your salary would be $17 an hour) The other job consists of you answering telephones for a Mafia big wig. Your only responsibilites are to take messages, get coffee, and keep your mouth shut. (Your salary would be $50 an hour) Which job do you choose?
Probably the mafia gig.

5. Have you ever eaten escargot? How was it?
Ewwwwww heck no!

6. When Space-X finally offers commercial flights off the planet, would you do it? Why or why not?
Probably , if I could afford to. 🙂

7. Have you ever had a near-death experience?
As in tunnel and light thing, than no. However have been closer to death than I'd prefer a few times. 🙁
8. One night you can't fall asleep, so you pop down to the kitchen for a cup of tea. When you reach the dinette set, you notice a family member and a large otter having a discussion about Freud. What's your next move?
Pull up a chair, cause this is going to be long strange trip! 😉

9. Can you ski?
Nope, never been skiing.

10. Create a Hell dimension in your mind and name it. Who are the first (non-fictional) 10 people you'd send there?
Hmmm...

 

[Mrs Gordo]

1. A family member/flat mate asks you to check if the dishwasher is ready to be emptied, and if so, would you please put the dishes away. Do you comply or do you hit the start button again and tip toe away?

Neither. I'd tell them not to tell me what to do. 😉 Just kidding. Umm probably empty it honestly.

2. Your neighbourhood market is having a sale on your FAVOURITE ice cream....half price! However, there's a limit; no more than 4 containers per customer... and the sale ends in 2 hours. So, do you only take 4, or do you grab about 10, dashing to the self check out counter, giggling the entire time?

10 dashing to self check out counter...not sure if I would giggle though... and I don't like ice cream. But rules are meant to be bent.

3. As you're pulling into the crowded parking lot of a mall, you notice a perfectly healthy young lady zoom straight into a space marked "Handicapped Parking Only." (You also notice that she doesn't have the required blue placard on the car) Do you shrug and forget it, or do you go straight to security and report it?

Shrug and forget it.

4. You're offered a choice between two jobs. The first one is at a large animal shelter, where one of your responsibilities is to clean out the dog kennels...there's 50 dogs of all sizes, so that's A LOT of excrement. (Your salary would be $17 an hour) The other job consists of you answering telephones for a Mafia big wig. Your only responsibilites are to take messages, get coffee, and keep your mouth shut. (Your salary would be $50 an hour) Which job do you choose?

Oh come on.. this isn't fair... I mean dog poop or Mafia? I'm no saint. Mafia option.

5. Have you ever eaten escargot? How was it?

No.

6. When Space-X finally offers commercial flights off the planet, would you do it? Why or why not?

I would wait like 20 years to see if it gives you cancer. That is alot of radiation. We already get alot of radiation on regular planes. Imagine going outside of the earth's atmosphere. I need some medical proof that it's safe.

7. Have you ever had a near-death experience?

I was in a pretty scary car accident once but I wasn't injured it was just a very close call.

8. One night you can't fall asleep, so you pop down to the kitchen for a cup of tea. When you reach the dinette set, you notice a family member and a large otter having a discussion about Freud. What's your next move?

Well, lets see, I don't drink hot tea. I'm from the south we drink Iced Tea. So that's the first thing. Then, I would probably berate the otter and the family member for discussing Freud whose theories were pretty deeply flawed, lead to an era of expensive and ineffective psychoanalysis and who's theories have little to do with most modern psychological therapy practices of today. So I would tell them they should discuss more relevant psychologist who's principals are an actual asset to the field today like Skinner (behavioral theory) or Dr. Beck who's cognitive behavioral therapy methods are still the preferred mode of treatment for depression and other mental illnesses 40 years later (instead of sitting around talking about wanting to screw your mom). And then finally, I would tell my family member that otter may be cute but apparently they are evil creatures. Google it... its disturbing.

But maybe I would ignore them and go back to bed idk. Depends on my mood.

9. Can you ski?

No.

10. Create a Hell dimension in your mind and name it. Who are the first (non-fictional) 10 people you'd send there?

My hell dimension would probably be super hot and muggy and would have 80's music playing constantly. I'm not going to send people to hell! Who am I to judge?! But I mean... you know Trump for sure.

 

[buffy1990]

1. I comply, but grumble a little.

2. Just 4. I’m a rule follower 😛

3. Shrug and forget it, though maybe give a disapproving look.

4. Dog job. I really like animals so I’d probably enjoy everything outside the poo.

5. Nope

6. Probably not. I get motion sickness easily and I don’t like the idea of not being able to return home.

7. Not really-a few traffic scares but that’s all I can think of.

8. Attempt to pet the otter. Then maybe hope it was all a dream and I’m not crazy.

9. Nope. Never tried!

10. Yikes! I have no idea...

 

[thrasherpix]

1. Comply. Anyone I lived with would be fair and respectful about it, of course, and it's only a couple of minutes. 'Course if I'm in a hurry or something then I politely say why I can't get to it now. I tend to put things away without being told because I like them where I can get to them without having to look (and perhaps clean once I find them).

2. Four, even if I see everyone else isn't. Maybe there is some truth to me being a sap, though people who take advantage of my trust and goodwill to treat me without respect or try to guilt me into giving more or rip me off somehow generally find it's not worth it if I catch them at it.

3. In all likelihood I'd ignore it because I'm not prone to assuming things (at least I recognize my assumption could be wrong), and security may not want to be bothered anyway. If I wouldn't know how to contact security and/or I've got my own schedule to keep then it's even more likely I'll ignore it. But if it was ridiculously in your face about it (like one of those "what would you do" pieces which wouldn't actually happen in real life) then there's a good chance I'd take action.

4. I'm not sure what you're going for here, so I'll say I'd go for the kennel job as it's not a big deal to me (I spent years of my childhood on a farm) and working for the Mafia carries risks. However, if it was set up that I felt I wouldn't one day get grilled by the FBI or be silenced so I couldn't be grilled (and other things like family threatened) then I'd take the Mafia job. (Though neither one appeal to me and I wouldn't take either even if I made more than I make now.)

5. No

6. Yes, because I'm curious and it sounds so cool. Of course I'd look into it more, I'm not as reckless and impulsive as I was as a kid.

7. Not in the I was revived after being out of body sense.

8. Listen. This should be good.

9. I never have, but I bet I'd pick it up fast.

10. I could go on an essay on how the Hells may actually be preferable to the Heavens (and depending on how you define them I could see some choosing Hell rather than a pampered lap pet in Heaven for its opportunities for personal power and "not because it's easy, but because it's hard" that also drives people into all sorts of stressful situations to fulfill their ambitions and not wanting to belong to anyone but themselves) but that would probably bore too many people as such Heavens and Hells are hypothetical (pure mental masturbation no matter how much some people believe in them) at best.

It would take me a long time to build a Hell strictly for punishment as I considered too many options so I'm not particularly interested--though I will say I'd be sporting about it so that a person put there could escape (and that they'd know it, better to torment them and to be entertaining).

And I'm not one of those people who seethe for revenge, nor am I self-righteous enough to put people into Hell, but those that are that way won't believe those of us who say we don't so I see no point in going on about it, but suffice to say I wouldn't even put Trump into Hell, nor the people who have done horrifying things to me (however, I could kill some of those who have personally hurt me in vicious ways painfully if I thought I could get away with it, and possibly even if I knew I was going to go to prison for it, but even sadistically killing someone is far different from elaborate and potentially eternal torment).

 

[MarieVampSlayer]

1. A family member/flat mate asks you to check if the dishwasher is ready to be emptied, and if so, would you please put the dishes away. Do you comply or do you hit the start button again and tip toe away?
I would empty it this time. But I would probably complaint about it because I have it when people tell me what to do!

2. Your neighbourhood market is having a sale on your FAVOURITE ice cream....half price! However, there's a limit; no more than 4 containers per customer... and the sale ends in 2 hours. So, do you only take 4, or do you grab about 10, dashing to the self check out counter, giggling the entire time?
I would take 4 because there is no way I would eat more than 4 containers of the same ice cream and not hate it afterward.

3. As you're pulling into the crowded parking lot of a mall, you notice a perfectly healthy young lady zoom straight into a space marked "Handicapped Parking Only." (You also notice that she doesn't have the required blue placard on the car) Do you shrug and forget it, or do you go straight to security and report it?
I would argue with the lady to get the f*ck outta there because real handicapped people need this place. What a Bitca!

4. You're offered a choice between two jobs. The first one is at a large animal shelter, where one of your responsibilities is to clean out the dog kennels...there's 50 dogs of all sizes, so that's A LOT of excrement. (Your salary would be $17 an hour) The other job consists of you answering telephones for a Mafia big wig. Your only responsibilites are to take messages, get coffee, and keep your mouth shut. (Your salary would be $50 an hour) Which job do you choose?
The animal shelter. Movies have proved to me that being a mafia receptionnist will get you killed at a young age!

5. Have you ever eaten escargot? How was it?
Yes and I love them with cheese and garlic butter. Or tomato sauce!

6. When Space-X finally offers commercial flights off the planet, would you do it? Why or why not?
I would not be the first one to try it but sure after they proved themselves safe I would try it. I would be very curious to see our planet from space.

7. Have you ever had a near-death experience?
No.

8. One night you can't fall asleep, so you pop down to the kitchen for a cup of tea. When you reach the dinette set, you notice a family member and a large otter having a discussion about Freud. What's your next move?
Give my opinion on whatever they are discussing about. One of my flaw is that I just have to argue my point with people (or otters).

9. Can you ski?
Yes and I love it!

10. Create a Hell dimension in your mind and name it. Who are the first (non-fictional) 10 people you'd send there?
That one is hard. I would call it The waiting room where you are sitting down in a office place and waiting for something that never comes. You have no distraction and only one person comes in from time to time to give you hope that the waiting will end but it never does. Imagine that in a loop and everyone would go crazy. If I would send 10 people they would have to be in their individual waiting room because I don't want them to interact with each other. I have no idea who i would send because I do not hate anyone and the people that I ressent are bad politician or celebrities so I can't really comdamn them without knowing them IRL. So just pick the known horrible people and send them to the waiting room.

 

[Nix]

1. A family member/flat mate asks you to check if the dishwasher is ready to be emptied, and if so, would you please put the dishes away. Do you comply or do you hit the start button again and tip toe away?
I'd comply, at least I didn't have to wash up.


2. Your neighbourhood market is having a sale on your FAVOURITE ice cream....half price! However, there's a limit; no more than 4 containers per customer... and the sale ends in 2 hours. So, do you only take 4, or do you grab about 10, dashing to the self check out counter, giggling the entire time?
Oh I'd just send a few mates up there for me.

3. As you're pulling into the crowded parking lot of a mall, you notice a perfectly healthy young lady zoom straight into a space marked "Handicapped Parking Only." (You also notice that she doesn't have the required blue placard on the car) Do you shrug and forget it, or do you go straight to security and report it?
I'd probably give her a steaming look and grumble about it if I happened to pass security. I don't like confrontation but I also don't like that happening.

4. You're offered a choice between two jobs. The first one is at a large animal shelter, where one of your responsibilities is to clean out the dog kennels...there's 50 dogs of all sizes, so that's A LOT of excrement. (Your salary would be $17 an hour) The other job consists of you answering telephones for a Mafia big wig. Your only responsibilites are to take messages, get coffee, and keep your mouth shut. (Your salary would be $50 an hour) Which job do you choose?
Oh $50 lol I don't like dogs that much.

5. Have you ever eaten escargot? How was it?
NO

6. When Space-X finally offers commercial flights off the planet, would you do it? Why or why not?
Don't know to be honest.

7. Have you ever had a near-death experience?
Yup. Came off my scooter and went under a truck across a roundabout.

8. One night you can't fall asleep, so you pop down to the kitchen for a cup of tea. When you reach the dinette set, you notice a family member and a large otter having a discussion about Freud. What's your next move?
Take more meds.

9. Can you ski?
No

10. Create a Hell dimension in your mind and name it. Who are the first (non-fictional) 10 people you'd send there?
Nixxy's no coffee land.
Well you did say hell.
All the political leaders at the moment. Especially one in particular.
Unless it was a fun type of hell (sw)...
Then I'd call it...
Nixxy's funfair.
It would be full of naughty foods that you could eat and never get fat!
I'd take my best friends from irl and online - 5 from each to be fair

 

[Skanky Vamp]

1. A family member/flat mate asks you to check if the dishwasher is ready to be emptied, and if so, would you please put the dishes away. Do you comply or do you hit the start button again and tip toe away?
I ain't your man-servant yo

2. Your neighbourhood market is having a sale on your FAVOURITE ice cream....half price! However, there's a limit; no more than 4 containers per customer... and the sale ends in 2 hours. So, do you only take 4, or do you grab about 10, dashing to the self check out counter, giggling the entire time?
I grab 10 and try to sell them above cost to make a profit

3. As you're pulling into the crowded parking lot of a mall, you notice a perfectly healthy young lady zoom straight into a space marked "Handicapped Parking Only." (You also notice that she doesn't have the required blue placard on the car) Do you shrug and forget it, or do you go straight to security and report it?
Perfectly healthy young lady I am not looking at a handicapped sticker on her car

4. You're offered a choice between two jobs. The first one is at a large animal shelter, where one of your responsibilities is to clean out the dog kennels...there's 50 dogs of all sizes, so that's A LOT of excrement. (Your salary would be $17 an hour) The other job consists of you answering telephones for a Mafia big wig. Your only responsibilites are to take messages, get coffee, and keep your mouth shut. (Your salary would be $50 an hour) Which job do you choose?
The mobster.

5. Have you ever eaten escargot? How was it?
Love escargot

6. When Space-X finally offers commercial flights off the planet, would you do it? Why or why not?
No. What's the point? Where you going? It's like a hot air balloon ride... I don't get the point of those either.

7. Have you ever had a near-death experience?
Yup. Actually had two. One of my shaman teachers from back in the day says that I have three birthdays as a result. My natural birthday and my spiritual rebirth days.

8. One night you can't fall asleep, so you pop down to the kitchen for a cup of tea. When you reach the dinette set, you notice a family member and a large otter having a discussion about Freud. What's your next move?
I think... how does Otter taste.

9. Can you ski?
Yup

10. Create a Hell dimension in your mind and name it. Who are the first (non-fictional) 10 people you'd send there?
I can't think that hard now. I do know some people I would send there though! But my hell dimension would probably be heaven to some people.