So far you've had High Priest X, Tempest and Samantha as gamer of the month and yes, they're nice people but they lack that certain something that makes an xbox live player great... that X-Factor... that panache, that every live gamer should have... that Xbox Live mystique and celebrity. Lucky for you, these are the qualities Satans Puppet possesses.
So what makes me a cut above the rest? Would it be my unique flare for words? would it be my ability to psyche out the competition with innuendo filled comments? No, what makes me special is the geek in me, that radiates over Xbox Live, infecting those around me and to prove this, I submit these links to you. Just some of my adoring fans.
Gamer Of The Month Mini Petition
Gamertag Database Profile
So on with the Gamer of the month.... ME!!!
Where to begin? The November when Xbox Live arrived on my doorstep and things were never the same again... I had these things called friends but they soon abandoned me after the first month of non stop play, the subscription should come with a health warning.
Although who needs friends when you have clan mates on live, as a co-founder of BoX (The Brotherhood Of X) you find that, online play can be so much better. Once you find your niche and have the perfect friends list, that is where the fun begins my friends. The Brotherhood is so close we've even met up and had our very own LAN Event, which was top notch, its good to put faces to the people you play week in and out. (To boost the numbers we invited along affiliated clan Phoenix Live and Girl group The Phoenix Angels, of which I and other penis wearers are honorary angels.)
See, I don't view gaming as a play to win affair, sure its always great when you win and you can rub peoples noses in it but playing for fun and making long lasting friendships over live is what counts for someone like me... that and the occasional if not constant abuse you can throw at people when they get on your tits or even in jest... lots of innuendo flies around Xbox live when I'm in a game and its cool that people get my sense of humour and think along the same lines as I do, when it comes to gaming.
PLAY FOR FUN, NOT TO WIN!!!
What I'm basically trying to say is, you can judge a person by the quality of friends on your list... I just wish there was more slots to go around, too many friends out there waiting for the puppet to come into their Xbox Live Lives.... but what can you do... so this is what it boils down to, gaming and friendship, that's my view... I trust the people I play with, they get me and I get them... its the way things should be..
Now the above is just a few reasons of why Satans Puppet is Worth more than 100 Words, maybe a double page spread, I have plenty of piccys from the LAN event and a lovely write up of the occasion, bloody fantastic time but what can you do... you want a stat, don't you.... ho hum... well I managed to score the highest number of suicides in Unreal ever seen by the members of BoX... also I'm a nasty little puppet with a ummm Elemental in mechassault but nothing really worth writing home about.
Well thats it really, hope you had a laugh, enjoyed yourself while reading this....
The Forums I frequent are:
www.brotherhoodofx-forum.co.uk and
www.gamingevolved.com <--- PLEASE give 'em a mention if you could for posterity and what not...
Thanks.
Clifford Green aka Satans Puppet
The Novelty Value Of Xbox Live
