The 2017 fortune-telling thread

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Curious about what lies in store for you this new year? Of course you are. You can ask a question, or just post your screen name, and you will be told what's in store for you.

So, who will be the first victim volunteer?

 

[ILLYRIAN]

A sense of humour is what I possess so tell me about myself. And if you want something else to do, tell me who I got the sense of humour from so that I can give it back.

 

[Mr Trick]

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Curious about what lies in store for you this new year? Of course you are. You can ask a question, or just post your screen name, and you will be told what's in store for you.

So, who will be the first victim volunteer?

Well I know mine. I will get involved in a wild affair with a girl originally from Scotland, now living in LA who fights a lot with her neighbours and by the end of the year we will be married..... Am I right?😛

 

[Last Watcher]

Oooh! Megan Fox with a ball in her hand....Who could say no? 😕🙄😀

 

[DeadlyDuo]

Oooh! Megan Fox with a ball in her hand....Who could say no? 😕🙄😀

I would say that picture looks more like Eva Green from Casino Royale if she had blonde hair?

 

[Mr Trick]

I'm so there if its Green!🙂

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

...tell me who I got the sense of humour from so that I can give it back.

Your parernal grandfather.

Well I know mine. I will get involved in a wild affair with a girl originally from Scotland, now living in LA who fights a lot with her neighbours and by the end of the year we will be married..... Am I right?😛

No...a stray cat in your neighbourhood will startle you one night, causing you to fall on top of a lit cigarette...which burns through your trousers, singes your bum, and you'll fall in love with a nurse who tends the wound a hospital.

Oooh! Megan Fox with a ball in her hand....Who could say no? 😕🙄😀

The neighbour who stalks you will send a surprising gift.

I would say that picture looks more like Eva Green from Casino Royale if she had blonde hair?

You're set to inherit a tidy sum of money...beware of false friends.

 

[Mr Trick]

@Anyanka Bunny Killer Didn't know you had gone into the medical profession?😉

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

@Anyanka Bunny Killer Didn't know you had gone into the medical profession?😉

Dream on, kiddo. I said in your neighbourhood. 😛

 

[Last Watcher]

The neighbour who stalks you will send a surprising gift.

OMG!!!!! Have you SEEN my neighbours?????? *Runs away screaming*

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

OMG!!!!! Have you SEEN my neighbours?????? *Runs away screaming*

One of them is stalking you...he's convinced that you're the one. I'd lock down the house before showering, if I were you.

 

[Last Watcher]

One of them is stalking you...he's convinced that you're the one. I'd lock down the house before showering, if I were you.

HE?.......Oh God, you don't mean the one who thinks he is a taxidermist do you?

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

HE?.......Oh God, you don't mean the one who thinks he is a taxidermist do you?

I see a dark blue sweater...

 

[Last Watcher]

I see a dark blue sweater...

Are you hiding in my laundry pile????

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

😵

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Are you hiding in my laundry pile????

Is there a dark blue sweater in there? 😛

😵

Somebody is/will be catfishing you on Facebook.

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

Knew there was a reason I left FB. 😛

 

[ILLYRIAN]

My parernal grandfather. Did you mean my parental grandfather?

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

You'll be back. 😛

Said the stalker to the shy. 😉

 

[Ethan Reigns]

@Anyanka Bunny Killer It's amazing how your fortune-teller managed to look like Stevie Nicks. Which would be completely appropriate.