The Annual BB Christmas Sing-along Extravaganza!!!

killerdwarf

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Christmas is coming...and we see again that we have an extreme shortage of Buffy Christmas carols to sing. So, join me, Choirmaster killerdwarf, and sing along daily with this soon-to-be classic: The Twelve Days of Christ-massacre!

All together now...

On the first day of Christmas, my Watcher gave to me,

A stake made from a pear tree.
 
On the third day of Christmas my enemies gave to me,

Three geeks, called the Trio

Two Brothers Gorch

and a stake made from a pear tree.
 
Well, this isn't what I had in mind...I have the entire song written, and I was gonna post a new verse every day for the next 12...but...if y'all wanna play, then go nuts!
 
No problems! I'll post my new verse each day, but if anyone comes up with a good one, by all means post it! If it works better, we can all use it to confuse and astound our loved ones...
 
Ahem, ahem... Thank you for the inputs, and no offense...yes, I should have seen them coming...😉


On the second day of Christmas, my Watcher gave to me,

Two rubber gloves,
and a stake made from a pear tree.



('cause those demon bodies don't just dust like a vamp does)
 
You're all doing great! With me, now...



On the fourth day of Christmas, my Watcher gave to me,

Four magic words,
Three vamp dens,
Two rubber gloves,
and a stake made from a pear tree.
 
Everybody!!!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Watcher gave to me,

Five crossbow strings,
(pause)
Four magic words,
Three vamp dens,
Two rubber gloves,
and a stake made from a pear tree.
 
H
Hero
i dont think anyone cares too much for your idea anymore. :( lmao
NEXT!!!

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Watcher gave to me,

Six swords for slaying,
Five crossbow strings,
(pause)
Four magic words,
Three vamp dens,
Two rubber gloves,
and a stake made from a pear tree.


Wow...nice pipes angelic_slayer!
 
All together now!!!


On the seventh day of Christmas, my Watcher gave to me,

Seven gents a-grinning,
Six swords for slaying,
Five crossbow strings,
(pause)
Four magic words,
Three vamp dens,
Two rubber gloves,
and a stake made from a pear tree.
 
W
Wicked
hahahaha :D
Everybody.....SING!!!


On the eighth day of Christmas, my Watcher gave to me,

Eight raids for killing,
Seven gents a-grinning,
Six swords for slaying,
Five crossbow strings,
(pause)
Four magic words,
Three vamp dens,
Two rubber gloves,
and a stake made from a pear tree.
 
Two-thirds of the way home!!!


On the ninth day of Christmas, my Watcher gave to me,

Nine plans advancing,
Eight raids for killing,
Seven gents a-grinning,
Six swords for slaying,
Five crossbow strings,
(pause)
Four magic words,
Three vamp dens,
Two rubber gloves,
and a stake made from a pear tree.
 
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