My mum just reminded of that time I was shopping with her, and she was trying on clothes and asking for my opinion. She opened the curtain one last time and I said "Ugh, don't buy that, really."
"Hum...That's what I'm wearing today." "Oh. Oh! ...OH." Awkward.
And once, I was alone in the subway station, standing next to a garbage bin. I was kinda lost in my thought, so I was surprised when suddenly, out of nowhere, a guy's arm appeared in my sight to throw something in the bin. I was so surprised I thought he was attacking me. I totally jumped and screamed. The dude laughed for about 5 minutes.
And one time, I was late in a class at the university (a class in auditorium). People were watching a documentary, so all the lights were off. When I opened the door, it lighted the room a lil bit. I eyecontacted the teacher to see if it was okay if I entered the room. He made a sign to say yes. So I entered the room, walking on the tip of my toes to take a seat. The teacher said "You don't need to walk on the tip of your toes, you know, everybody already noticed you".
Another time, I was going to the loo during the pause, and I accidentally tripped on someone's knee. The guy was like "LOL, how can you trip on my knee?". When I came back from the loo, I was so concentrated in avoiding his knee that...I stumble into his desk.
Another time (with the same guy), I was going to the loo during the pause, and he was sitting on the ground because he was late. And I say "You can enter, it's the pause". And he said "Yeah, I kinda noticed you know, with the people going out of the class and all". I stood there for a few *long* seconds. "How, right.".
Ho, and there was that terrible time the English teacher asked "What's the other word to say 'too'?". And I answered "Asshole!". I had mixed it. You know, if you mix "Also", it makes "Asol", and I was debuting English so, yeah. The teacher looked at me like that :frown3: .
And that time...I wasn't sure when was my friend's birthday. So I sent another friend: "When is Debbie's birthday? I'm not sure wether it's the 8th or the 9th and I don't want to forget to wish it to her, you know." Got an answer a short after. "My birthday is the 9th.". *Me starring at my phone, before realizing I had send the text to the person who was not supposed to see it*. How embarrasing.
Oh and one time, me and a friend made a joke to other friends. We ran to lose them (because they were going all Twilight on us and we didn't exist anymore). I ran with a strapless jumpsuit. It went down. I was running with my bra all visible, and they were students not far away. Why doesn't a Hellmouth swallow you when you need it?
