The Awkward Moment Thread

The awkward moment when you get so confused by someones logic then they ask if you understand.
 
My friend has a really ugly boyfriend (nice person and all, but seriously, a face that only a mother could love), but oddly, she's completely oblivious and gets really jealous of him. He is incredibly funny though, so the other day him and me were having a really good laugh, but after a while she marches up to me with a stern look and tells me (in all seriousness) to "watch it". The look I gave her must have been priceless, I simply couldn't hide my disgust at the mere thought. The moment that passed between us was awkward as hell.
 
Taake
Taake
lol
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Marisa
I have had one of those moments they are awkward yet hilarious looking back.
I'm hoping this is the way to do this... trying to reply to a reputation comment... Occa asks how I handled my kids' s & m question...

with my kids, I try to be honest and age appropriate... which is not always easy...so, they're 12, they know a little bit about sex, but are still very innocent about it...for example, when I told them about prostitution (it had come up somehow) they were like, "oh, so if a man wants to have a baby he pays the girl..." because they couldn't imagine having sex for any other reason. 🙂

so, I said, "it's a kind of sex where people pretend to hurt each other" they were like, "that's weird." and that was the end of the discussion.

🙂

thanks to anya, "is it an orgasm friend?" to giles re: olivia I got to explain orgasms too.

yay. 🙂
 
That awkward moment at the neighborhood BBQ when you realize the chick you're sitting next to is the one who hates you because she had to pay $400 out of pocket when her child broke your patio window.
 
zobothehobo said:
That awkward moment when you think you're alone in the house so you start talking to yourself and then your mom comes in "who are you talking to?"
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That awkward moment when you think you're alone in the house so you start SINGING REALLY LOUDLY, and then your stepbrother walks into the room and goes "Uhm... I just need to grab this........." and takes what he needed and leaves....awkwardly.
 
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zobothehobo
That happens to me all the time except my sister walks in and says something like "Good job! Keep up the awesome work! You could be on American Idol!"
That awkward moment where you've just had a new man sleep over your house and he wakes up in the middle of the night and awkwardly tells you that you've been snoring... And you have a sneaky suspicious you may have done sleep farts...
 
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forget
I can
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zobothehobo
Oh that's just really unfortunate and... awkward.
caitaintdead said:
That awkward moment where you've just had a new man sleep over your house and he wakes up in the middle of the night and awkwardly tells you that you've been snoring... And you have a sneaky suspicious you may have done sleep farts...
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I meant I can't stop laughing. But now I have to do this to correct that karma. :/
 
caitaintdead
caitaintdead
Hahaha good stuff!
The awkward moment when you're playing cards with the girls at someone else's house and you're telling a story; right when you get to the part that includes the phrase, "Do I need to have her go out to find someone to have sex with to see a doctor?!" you realize you're talking really loudly. Then the host's 12 year old daughter walks in. *Head slap*
 
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kittenpoker
I want to hear the beginning of that story. :-)
That awkward moment when you fall off of the porch when dancing...and no one asks if your okay. Always great fun.

That awkward moment in school when you are talking about someone and they pop up and then they trip down the stairs and you can't help but laugh.
 
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Konoe
LOOOOOOOOOL!
That awkward moment when you're talking to a guy you like on msn and you decide to send him a picture through msn of something relevant to the conversation (I don't remember what) but you get distracted by this really hot picture of an (older) actor you have a crush on (that nobody else your age would ever have a crush on) and you click on it to see it enlarged because you're so distracted and the picture is so pretty, but because you forgot you're viewing your files through msn, as soon as you click on it, it is sent to the guy you're talking to....and you've given the jpeg a really embarrassing name... And then you have to quickly explain to him....a really transparent excuse. D:
 
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Marisa
like steve bushemi?
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HalloweenRain
Nah I bet it was Crispin Glover.
The awkward moment where you are running around your house naked because you think no one is home.

But then discover that someone totally is. And then you make a mad dash for your room before they see you . . .
 
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zobothehobo
Happens to me ALL the time!
The awkward moment when you talk simultaneously to your crush and your best friend on skype and you copy and paste something he says for her to analyse and then paste it back to the same window and send it to him and you have to explain why.

The awkward moment when five of your colleagues ask you if you've got a boyfriend and when you say no they ask if you've got a girlfriend without missing a beat. (Do I have something tattooed on my forehead?)

The awkward moment when you're sharing a single bed with your friend and wake up half on top of her. Drooling.

The awkward moment when you've slept with one of your friends and he hasn't been in touch since and you're out with mutual friends and you run into them at the pub and you have no idea how to behave.

The awkward moment when you realise all of the above mentioned awkward moments have happened to you within the past fortnight and and you start wondering whether you're very unfortunate or just a very awkward person.
 
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Marisa
the skype thing is always happening to me. Now the running into someone would make me do a awkward laugh.
The awkward moment when the girl sitting at the desk next to yours goes "What on EARTH is that SMELL?" and you both realise simultaneously that the girl opposite you has just taken her ballerinas off.
 
When I was in high school, I took P.E. with the guy I had a crush on. That day we ran the mile and I was all stoked cause I had done a good job. I noticed that he kept looking at me and laughing. After several minutes of confused face searching in the mirror I started to change out of my gym clothes. Whilst folding them I noticed a very large splat of bird excrement on my shoulder. I couldn't look him in the eye for a month!

At work today my co-worker asked if he could touch my breasts for $30. I was pretty shocked, then upset, then angry, then livid. I turned to him asked why he couldn't just feel his own breast as they are large enough. Then asked him if he'd like to repeat what he asked again in front of our supervisor. He turned red then walked away. I have a feeling work will be awkward from now on.

A teacher of mine in college once asked me what I was doing in her class. Confused, I checked my watch(yes I was in the right class at the right time). "I don't understand what you mean Professor Marsh(name changed to protect the strange), I'm always in this class." She stared at me for a whole minute. "Please leave, Miss." I was so confused, I got up and left, but came back for the next scheduled class. She quietly approached me and apologized, said she had been "under the weather" and didn't remember who I was. Things were weird after that.
 
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xfivebyfive
I would have smacked the coworker. That last one is definitely awkward!
That awkward moment when you smell something AMAZING in the kicthen, but when you go to find out what it is. There is none left..... D:
 
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