ILLYRIAN
Druish Pervonian Wizard
THE BLACK LADY AND THE LADY IN GREEN
Disclaimer *for those who are under age; Miranda would
wear three tops and the Green Lady liked to wear two pairs
of jeans*
The evil trio had gone to England to get some cultural history
and to get some information about Giles. On their way from
Westbury to Bath they stopped at a castle near Exeter,
laughing and joking as they walked from their car towards
the cafeteria.
Waiting while a car drove past them, Warren
noticed a nice looking girl by the sweets machines, thinking
she was in her early twenties he gave her a smile. She in
return, allowed a small grin to adorn her moist lips. She
turned, smiling to her friend in the archway, nodding to her
and pursing her lips.
Janice and Graham Edwards were leaving the castle, via the
archway. Janice grabbed Grahams arm.
"What are you doing? I saw that, that girl just blew you a
kiss, didn"˜t she?" Janice looked angrily at him. Graham looked
puzzled.
"But, I've never seen her before, why would she blow me
a kiss?"
Miranda smiled, standing just behind Janice. Lowering her
eyebrows, then smiling but only on the right side of her face,
she gently blew onto Janice's neck.
"What the!" Janice span around. "What is it?" asked Graham.
"What is it Janice?"
She turned to face him, "It felt like some-one blowing on
my neck!"
"That was just a warning," said Miranda to herself. She took
two paces forward, passing through Janice's body.
Feeling the rush of cold through her body, Janice
instinctively screamed, fear filling her eyes, she desperately
began to run to their car, Graham ran after her. Two
attendants from the cafeteria hurried to her. Miranda smiled
a happy smiled, mind you, if any-one else had seen the smile,
they'd have frozen to the spot. Miranda fixed her glare at
Janice, "She was blowing the kiss to me you stupid bitch,
leave now,........or never leave."
One of the attendants tried to calm Janice down, as her
screams had upset a lot of visitors. Feeling his shirt sleeve
being tugged, the attendant turned his attention from Janice.
"What is it?" "Those tales of the black lady, are they like the
women in the cafeteria want me to believe?"
"What is he on about?" asked Janice.
"Well?" asked the attendant "Yeah, and the rest, why?"
"Cos she's standing there, pointing at Janice."
Andrew and Jonathon, hearing the tyres screech, span to
face the windows of the cafeteria, as the car left at a very
high speed. "What was that all about?" Andrew asked
Jonathon.
Unseen to all the people in the cafeteria the black lady
grinned, (when I say unseen to all, I meant unseen to all
that are still alive). The black lady smiled to the lady in green.
Entering the castle the trio joked about the fast car, they
joked with the attendants as they cleared the archway.
"You lads do realise we'll be closing this place in about an
hour, don't you?" "That's ok, plenty of time," replied Andrew.
That attendant turned to other.
"I won't warn him again."
Andrew ran to catch up with his friends.
"Come on, Andrew," said Warren, "where do you want to
see first?"
Andrew grinned, "Always wanted to see where the guards
lived."
Jumping to try and touch the ceiling as they went the three
of them began to enjoy themselves. Although Jonathon's
attempts should be classified as wishful thinking.
"In here," called Jonathon. Andrew called to Warren, "Hey,
it's good in here." "In a minute," replied Warren, "I'm going
to check out the captains quarters." He went into the cold
of the room, then saw a young woman standing there. She
turned to see him, smiling, she dropped her top. Then
looking down at herself.
"Cold in here, isn't it," she said. Warren moved to her.
Being bored Andrew and Jonathon decided to leave the
room they were in, going back into the guards room but
finding that was empty.
"Where did Warren say he was going, Andrew?" "Pretty
sure it was the captains room," he replied. "Delusions of
grandeur huh," said Jonathon.
As he was about to open the door he grabbed hold of the
heavy metal latch, quickly lifting his hand off the metal,
"Jeez, that's ruddy cold!," he exclaimed, then he pushed
the door open, the young woman walked past him, putting
on her top and adjusting it.
She smiled. "Was she? did she? has she got a friend?"
asked Jonathon.
"I won't be going for a drink with you guys tonight, think I'll
be busy," said Warren. The young woman smiled at him,
"Very busy." she said to herself. When they were out of
sight she turned and walked through the wall and to the
archway where she met her friend, "I've just given him some,
er, encouragement, your turn."
Miranda watched the attendants walk toward the archway,
as they went into the grounds, she sang, loud enough for
them to hear her, "Another one bites the dust!" The
attendants span around, but there was no-one to be seen.
They looked at each other. Quickly going to the back door
of the cafeteria, one of the staff there saw them. "Is there
a problem?" the woman asked. "I think they are going to do
it again. We just heard one of them under the arch."
Walking into the castle ballroom the trio stood admiring the
size of the room. Then Warren noticed the girl he had seen
earlier by the sweet machine, she looked to him, smiled
sweetly, walked across the floor towards a room, she
stopped, looked at him, undid her jeans, coyly smiled to him
then went into the room.
Jonathon shook his head, "What is it with you?"
"It's definitely going to be a busy night tonight," he replied,
smiling. "Well?" asked Miranda. "Oh believe me Miranda, he
is primed alright," said her friend.
Warren went into the room, he looked around the room then
returned to his friends.
"She's flaming well gone!, there must have been a secret
passage in there."
"Poor Warren!, still, we don't mind if you join us for a drink,"
said Andrew. "Come on, the pubs will be open in ten minutes,"
stated Jonathon.
The three of them started to cross the grassed area, heading
for the arch. "Wait a minute though!," exclaimed Warren.
Standing at the top of the steps to the lower rooms were the
two girls, they stood there arm in arm, kissed each other
then waved Warren to follow them.
"See you later guys," and he followed them.
Wandering towards the archway Andrew and Jonathon saw
the two attendants sat on a bench seat next to the cafeteria.
"We could go and see if he's okay," said Andrew.
Warren followed the two girls into a small room. Once again,
they were no-where to be seen. He stood there, looking
and waiting.
Andrew and Jonathon followed the steps down, but when
they reached the floor neither of them could see anything
but the blackness. Andrew stepped forward and the darkness
flowed around him, he couldn't even see his hand in front of
his face. Remembering he had moved into the darkness he
stepped back, and bumped into his friend.
"That was weird, it's totally black in there."
"I'm just glad you heard me calling you back," said Jonathon.
"I didn't hear you, how often did you call?" asked Andrew
"You've only been in the darkness for two seconds, but?"
"What is it?" asked Andrew.
"I heard you having a shave this morning, so how come it
looks like you haven't shaved this week?"
"Very funny!." "Couldn't resist that one."
The two attendants ran down the steps, seeing the two lads
"Thank gawd for that, come-on we'd best be getting you to
the cafeteria."
Both the girls stood in front of Warren, only now, one was
dressed in black, the other was dressed in green.
"I've only been looking for a minute or so, when did you
change you clothes, you've done your hair as well?"
"Don't think he understands, do you think he'll do?"
asked The Lady in Green. "Not yet, but in another three
weeks he will," said The Black Lady.
"I don't know who you think you are, but I'm not waiting
for three weeks," said Warren.
"No? how are you going to leave?" Warren turned, but
there was no door.
"Like I said, I'll give it three weeks till he's ready," said
The Black Lady.
"What are you two on about?" asked Warren.
"See, it's like this, my friend was murdered here. So in three
weeks you'll be ready for us, when you are dead."
He watched, horrified, as they both walked through the wall.
Andrew and Jonathon were sat at one of the tables in the
cafeteria, enjoying a milk shake. "Don't worry," said the
woman at the check out, they won't be long."
"We only just got there in time, they'd already got the
other one," said one of the attendants.
Giles was driving past the driveway to the castle, he was
taking Joyce, Dawn and Buffy out for a meal in the town.
"Giles? I thought you said that the castle was closed."
"Why's that?" asked Buffy.
"It has been closed for weeks now, they won't eallow
people to knock the place down, I've been told the place is
evil, it'll be covered with soil, consecrated soil."
"What do you mean?" asked Andrew. From the table, "How
much longer are we going to have to wait?" asked Jonathon.
The door opened then closed. "Times up," said an attendant.
Jonathon looked to the check out woman, and froze.
It smiled at them,
it's skin glistened,
it's wings unfurled,
it stared at him,
it's eyes glowing,
saliva dripping from it"˜s mouth.
The attendants said thank you to the girls,
then smiled at the lads.
Disclaimer *for those who are under age; Miranda would
wear three tops and the Green Lady liked to wear two pairs
of jeans*
The evil trio had gone to England to get some cultural history
and to get some information about Giles. On their way from
Westbury to Bath they stopped at a castle near Exeter,
laughing and joking as they walked from their car towards
the cafeteria.
Waiting while a car drove past them, Warren
noticed a nice looking girl by the sweets machines, thinking
she was in her early twenties he gave her a smile. She in
return, allowed a small grin to adorn her moist lips. She
turned, smiling to her friend in the archway, nodding to her
and pursing her lips.
Janice and Graham Edwards were leaving the castle, via the
archway. Janice grabbed Grahams arm.
"What are you doing? I saw that, that girl just blew you a
kiss, didn"˜t she?" Janice looked angrily at him. Graham looked
puzzled.
"But, I've never seen her before, why would she blow me
a kiss?"
Miranda smiled, standing just behind Janice. Lowering her
eyebrows, then smiling but only on the right side of her face,
she gently blew onto Janice's neck.
"What the!" Janice span around. "What is it?" asked Graham.
"What is it Janice?"
She turned to face him, "It felt like some-one blowing on
my neck!"
"That was just a warning," said Miranda to herself. She took
two paces forward, passing through Janice's body.
Feeling the rush of cold through her body, Janice
instinctively screamed, fear filling her eyes, she desperately
began to run to their car, Graham ran after her. Two
attendants from the cafeteria hurried to her. Miranda smiled
a happy smiled, mind you, if any-one else had seen the smile,
they'd have frozen to the spot. Miranda fixed her glare at
Janice, "She was blowing the kiss to me you stupid bitch,
leave now,........or never leave."
One of the attendants tried to calm Janice down, as her
screams had upset a lot of visitors. Feeling his shirt sleeve
being tugged, the attendant turned his attention from Janice.
"What is it?" "Those tales of the black lady, are they like the
women in the cafeteria want me to believe?"
"What is he on about?" asked Janice.
"Well?" asked the attendant "Yeah, and the rest, why?"
"Cos she's standing there, pointing at Janice."
Andrew and Jonathon, hearing the tyres screech, span to
face the windows of the cafeteria, as the car left at a very
high speed. "What was that all about?" Andrew asked
Jonathon.
Unseen to all the people in the cafeteria the black lady
grinned, (when I say unseen to all, I meant unseen to all
that are still alive). The black lady smiled to the lady in green.
Entering the castle the trio joked about the fast car, they
joked with the attendants as they cleared the archway.
"You lads do realise we'll be closing this place in about an
hour, don't you?" "That's ok, plenty of time," replied Andrew.
That attendant turned to other.
"I won't warn him again."
Andrew ran to catch up with his friends.
"Come on, Andrew," said Warren, "where do you want to
see first?"
Andrew grinned, "Always wanted to see where the guards
lived."
Jumping to try and touch the ceiling as they went the three
of them began to enjoy themselves. Although Jonathon's
attempts should be classified as wishful thinking.
"In here," called Jonathon. Andrew called to Warren, "Hey,
it's good in here." "In a minute," replied Warren, "I'm going
to check out the captains quarters." He went into the cold
of the room, then saw a young woman standing there. She
turned to see him, smiling, she dropped her top. Then
looking down at herself.
"Cold in here, isn't it," she said. Warren moved to her.
Being bored Andrew and Jonathon decided to leave the
room they were in, going back into the guards room but
finding that was empty.
"Where did Warren say he was going, Andrew?" "Pretty
sure it was the captains room," he replied. "Delusions of
grandeur huh," said Jonathon.
As he was about to open the door he grabbed hold of the
heavy metal latch, quickly lifting his hand off the metal,
"Jeez, that's ruddy cold!," he exclaimed, then he pushed
the door open, the young woman walked past him, putting
on her top and adjusting it.
She smiled. "Was she? did she? has she got a friend?"
asked Jonathon.
"I won't be going for a drink with you guys tonight, think I'll
be busy," said Warren. The young woman smiled at him,
"Very busy." she said to herself. When they were out of
sight she turned and walked through the wall and to the
archway where she met her friend, "I've just given him some,
er, encouragement, your turn."
Miranda watched the attendants walk toward the archway,
as they went into the grounds, she sang, loud enough for
them to hear her, "Another one bites the dust!" The
attendants span around, but there was no-one to be seen.
They looked at each other. Quickly going to the back door
of the cafeteria, one of the staff there saw them. "Is there
a problem?" the woman asked. "I think they are going to do
it again. We just heard one of them under the arch."
Walking into the castle ballroom the trio stood admiring the
size of the room. Then Warren noticed the girl he had seen
earlier by the sweet machine, she looked to him, smiled
sweetly, walked across the floor towards a room, she
stopped, looked at him, undid her jeans, coyly smiled to him
then went into the room.
Jonathon shook his head, "What is it with you?"
"It's definitely going to be a busy night tonight," he replied,
smiling. "Well?" asked Miranda. "Oh believe me Miranda, he
is primed alright," said her friend.
Warren went into the room, he looked around the room then
returned to his friends.
"She's flaming well gone!, there must have been a secret
passage in there."
"Poor Warren!, still, we don't mind if you join us for a drink,"
said Andrew. "Come on, the pubs will be open in ten minutes,"
stated Jonathon.
The three of them started to cross the grassed area, heading
for the arch. "Wait a minute though!," exclaimed Warren.
Standing at the top of the steps to the lower rooms were the
two girls, they stood there arm in arm, kissed each other
then waved Warren to follow them.
"See you later guys," and he followed them.
Wandering towards the archway Andrew and Jonathon saw
the two attendants sat on a bench seat next to the cafeteria.
"We could go and see if he's okay," said Andrew.
Warren followed the two girls into a small room. Once again,
they were no-where to be seen. He stood there, looking
and waiting.
Andrew and Jonathon followed the steps down, but when
they reached the floor neither of them could see anything
but the blackness. Andrew stepped forward and the darkness
flowed around him, he couldn't even see his hand in front of
his face. Remembering he had moved into the darkness he
stepped back, and bumped into his friend.
"That was weird, it's totally black in there."
"I'm just glad you heard me calling you back," said Jonathon.
"I didn't hear you, how often did you call?" asked Andrew
"You've only been in the darkness for two seconds, but?"
"What is it?" asked Andrew.
"I heard you having a shave this morning, so how come it
looks like you haven't shaved this week?"
"Very funny!." "Couldn't resist that one."
The two attendants ran down the steps, seeing the two lads
"Thank gawd for that, come-on we'd best be getting you to
the cafeteria."
Both the girls stood in front of Warren, only now, one was
dressed in black, the other was dressed in green.
"I've only been looking for a minute or so, when did you
change you clothes, you've done your hair as well?"
"Don't think he understands, do you think he'll do?"
asked The Lady in Green. "Not yet, but in another three
weeks he will," said The Black Lady.
"I don't know who you think you are, but I'm not waiting
for three weeks," said Warren.
"No? how are you going to leave?" Warren turned, but
there was no door.
"Like I said, I'll give it three weeks till he's ready," said
The Black Lady.
"What are you two on about?" asked Warren.
"See, it's like this, my friend was murdered here. So in three
weeks you'll be ready for us, when you are dead."
He watched, horrified, as they both walked through the wall.
Andrew and Jonathon were sat at one of the tables in the
cafeteria, enjoying a milk shake. "Don't worry," said the
woman at the check out, they won't be long."
"We only just got there in time, they'd already got the
other one," said one of the attendants.
Giles was driving past the driveway to the castle, he was
taking Joyce, Dawn and Buffy out for a meal in the town.
"Giles? I thought you said that the castle was closed."
"Why's that?" asked Buffy.
"It has been closed for weeks now, they won't eallow
people to knock the place down, I've been told the place is
evil, it'll be covered with soil, consecrated soil."
"What do you mean?" asked Andrew. From the table, "How
much longer are we going to have to wait?" asked Jonathon.
The door opened then closed. "Times up," said an attendant.
Jonathon looked to the check out woman, and froze.
It smiled at them,
it's skin glistened,
it's wings unfurled,
it stared at him,
it's eyes glowing,
saliva dripping from it"˜s mouth.
The attendants said thank you to the girls,
then smiled at the lads.