The Brand New And Somewhat Necessary Random Thread: Now With Dragons! 🔥

[TamsinValencia]

Okay, totally random question......
what song contains the line "pondered the significance of short person behavior"?

Evelyn, a modified dog by Frank Zappa

 

[Moptop]

Double "ding ding ding!" Pass out the cigars!

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

Miles from oHIo to Japan: 6,000
Economy plane tickets for two: $3,400
Airbnb stays in Tokyo & Kyoto: $500
Concert tickets for two: $100
Revelling while your favorite bands play live: Marvelous
Relaxing under a Japanese temple pagoda: Luxurious
Holidaying in the Land of the Rising Sun: Fantabulous
Fulfilling yer GF's dream destination: Priceless

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Airbnb stays in Tokyo & Kyoto: $500

That's really cheap, then realized it's airbnb. I don't like doing those things. But even the flight seems really cheap.

 

[Kendar]

That's really cheap, then realized it's airbnb. I don't like doing those things. But even the flight seems really cheap.

Depends on what it is. At least here you can literally AirBnB individual rooms.

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

Me & friend from work played frisbee golf. Funner than expected. Then went back to their place and hung out.
They used to be chef. They made marinated chicken, roasted potatoes & corn. Was yummy!

Just seen this. Reminded me of my winter getaway...

some nice aerial views

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

I'm going to this because it's SO messed up. 😄

I was in a rush earlier, multitasking, manic, just dashing around trying to make an appointment.

I put on some lipstick and at the last minute I decided.to be EXTRA sweet-smelling. So I reached behind me to grab a feminine hygiene wipe. The container was on the bathroom sink right next to the Clorox disinfectant wipes. (Both containers were the same size and same colour, which is why they were next to each other. I'm OCD and like stuff to match)

Guess what happened? In my haste, I accidentally grabbed a Clorox wipe, and, um, used it like a "personal wipe." 😄😄 I was in such a rush, I didn't notice the beach smell until it was too late. OMFG!!!! OUCH!!!!!!! ARRRGGHHH! 😅

Yeah, I NOW keep the Clorox wipes and "personal" wipes far, far, away from each other.

 

[November]

I'm going to this because it's SO messed up. 😄

I was in a rush earlier, multitasking, manic, just dashing around trying to make an appointment.

I put on some lipstick and at the last minute I decided.to be EXTRA sweet-smelling. So I reached behind me to grab a feminine hygiene wipe. The container was on the bathroom sink right next to the Clorox disinfectant wipes. (Both containers were the same size and same colour, which is why they were next to each other. I'm OCD and like stuff to match)

Guess what happened? In my haste, I accidentally grabbed a Clorox wipe, and, um, used it like a "personal wipe." 😄😄 I was in such a rush, I didn't notice the beach smell until it was too late. OMFG!!!! OUCH!!!!!!! ARRRGGHHH! 😅

Yeah, I NOW keep the Clorox wipes and "personal" wipes far, far, away from each other.

Dont people pay good money for a bleached bumhole? You just did it on the cheap 😉

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

I'm going to this because it's SO messed up. 😄

I was in a rush earlier, multitasking, manic, just dashing around trying to make an appointment.

I put on some lipstick and at the last minute I decided.to be EXTRA sweet-smelling. So I reached behind me to grab a feminine hygiene wipe. The container was on the bathroom sink right next to the Clorox disinfectant wipes. (Both containers were the same size and same colour, which is why they were next to each other. I'm OCD and like stuff to match)

Guess what happened? In my haste, I accidentally grabbed a Clorox wipe, and, um, used it like a "personal wipe." 😄😄 I was in such a rush, I didn't notice the beach smell until it was too late. OMFG!!!! OUCH!!!!!!! ARRRGGHHH! 😅

Yeah, I NOW keep the Clorox wipes and "personal" wipes far, far, away from each other.

Last year I accidentally spritzed eyeglass cleaning spray into my mouth instead of Chloraseptic Throat spray 😳
To be fair it was 5AM and in a dark lit room. Oh and yes I no longer keep that nearby 😏

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Dont people pay good money for a bleached bumhole?

It wasn't there...it was the other place. 😳

 

[ILLYRIAN]

I have noticed that women with dark hair regularly have to bleach their top lip, that is the other place you meant isn't it?

 

[Kendar]

I'm going to this because it's SO messed up. 😄

I was in a rush earlier, multitasking, manic, just dashing around trying to make an appointment.

I put on some lipstick and at the last minute I decided.to be EXTRA sweet-smelling. So I reached behind me to grab a feminine hygiene wipe. The container was on the bathroom sink right next to the Clorox disinfectant wipes. (Both containers were the same size and same colour, which is why they were next to each other. I'm OCD and like stuff to match)

Guess what happened? In my haste, I accidentally grabbed a Clorox wipe, and, um, used it like a "personal wipe." 😄😄 I was in such a rush, I didn't notice the beach smell until it was too late. OMFG!!!! OUCH!!!!!!! ARRRGGHHH! 😅

Yeah, I NOW keep the Clorox wipes and "personal" wipes far, far, away from each other.

Back in 2006 i developed an autoimmune disorder that caused joint swelling. One of the treatments we tried was an extremely powerful capsaiscin cream that I was to rub into my joints.

One day at work I applied the cream and then went to the bathroom...without remembering to wash my hands first.

It was in no way a manly scream.

 

[NotASlayer]

Back in 2006 i developed an autoimmune disorder that caused joint swelling. One of the treatments we tried was an extremely powerful capsaiscin cream that I was to rub into my joints.

One day at work I applied the cream and then went to the bathroom...without remembering to wash my hands first.

It was in no way a manly scream.

Is that a chilli pepper derivative? There are definitely parts of your body you do not want that near... having, once, failed to wash my hands quite as thoroughly as I could after chopping up chillies.

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

Back in 2006 i developed an autoimmune disorder that caused joint swelling. One of the treatments we tried was an extremely powerful capsaiscin cream that I was to rub into my joints.

One day at work I applied the cream and then went to the bathroom...without remembering to wash my hands first.

It was in no way a manly scream.

at least it wasn't a ghost pepper 😉

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Last year I accidentally spritzed eyeglass cleaning spray into my mouth instead of Chloraseptic Throat spray 😳
To be fair it was 5AM and in a dark lit room. Oh and yes I no longer keep that nearby 😏

Oh my God. That reminds me of the time I was putting in my contacts....forgetting that I still had witch hazel on my fingers. 😱

Also, I'm pretty sure that I'm NOT the only person here who's gotten shampoo in their eyes! What the hell is in that stuff?! It shouldn't melt your eyeballs like that! And being naked in the shower, suddenly blinded, groping around to find a towel.....awful.

 

[NotASlayer]

Also, I'm pretty sure that I'm NOT the only person here who's gotten shampoo in their eyes! What the hell is in that stuff?! It shouldn't melt your eyeballs like that! And being naked in the shower, suddenly blinded, groping around to find a towel.....awful.

No More Tears shampoo. Not just for children!

 

[Ethan Reigns]

Oh my God. That reminds me of the time I was putting in my contacts....forgetting that I still had witch hazel on my fingers. 😱

Also, I'm pretty sure that I'm NOT the only person here who's gotten shampoo in their eyes! What the hell is in that stuff?! It shouldn't melt your eyeballs like that! And being naked in the shower, suddenly blinded, groping around to find a towel.....awful.

Probably sodium n-lauryl sulphate, the same as dishwashing detergent and I believe it is normal to be naked in the shower. You should rinse as much as possible of it out before you try to use a towel. Or have the person you are in the shower with find the towel for you. Isn't California all about saving water? Showering with a friend should be public policy.

 

[hoponlilmama]

Last year I accidentally spritzed eyeglass cleaning spray into my mouth instead of Chloraseptic Throat spray 😳
To be fair it was 5AM and in a dark lit room. Oh and yes I no longer keep that nearby 😏

That reminds me of the scene in Friends, when Chandler is trying to mask smoking at his workplace. Oh heck, I won't explain it because it doesn't do it any justice.
Here's the scene:

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

I believe it is normal to be naked in the shower.

Not always! Occasionally I wear a tight-fitting wet suit because it makes me feel oh so sexy.

You smart ass. 😄

 

[November]

AI reading books on YouTube is hilarious. Instead of lives, its life's. Instead of blood, its bloud, same with good,its gooouuud.