The Brand New And Somewhat Necessary Random Thread: Now With Dragons! 🔥

[NotASlayer]

@Anyanka Bunny Slayer Crushing is very uncommon. The last time I heard about it, it was because it was done by mistake!

Most of our government institutions that want money have a very mercenary approach.

"You have been bad!"

"Here's some money."

"Okay, we're good now."

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

I only got halfway through that article because it stressed me out. And I'm not even in the UK!

I've been stopped a few times over the years, but I could usually talk my way out of a ticket. I can be very charming when I need to be. 😇 Though I'd like to add that two of the times I was stopped, it was by Culver City police officers I went to high school with. There I was, pulling out my driver's license, awaiting my fate, and suddenly there's a laughing face at the window. Like, "Haha, gotcha! How've you been?" They thought it was hilarious. 😅

 

[Skanky Vamp]

I hate having a chauffeur. All the time driving me nuts. Today especially. How do I do this, how do I do this, how do I do this? GD. I trying to get my work on and my chauffeur cant figure out how to make an excel cell wider.

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

I hate having a chauffeur. All the time driving me nuts. Today especially. How do I do this, how do I do this, how do I do this? GD. I trying to get my work on and my chauffeur cant figure out how to make an excel cell wider.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

I hate having a chauffeur. All the time driving me nuts. Today especially. How do I do this, how do I do this, how do I do this? GD. I trying to get my work on and my chauffeur cant figure out how to make an excel cell wider.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

My BP. I call my chauffeur. As he always drives me nuts. Have to use codewords in the event I get overheard bitching about them. They are great for the money side. Can't do shit else but get behind the wheel and accelerate.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

My BP. I call my chauffeur. As he always drives me nuts. Have to use codewords in the event I get overheard bitching about them.

BP? What does that stand for? Best penis? 😅 😋

 

[Skanky Vamp]

ARGH!!! and he brings his damn dog in... lets it run free while he sits in office with door closed and once again dog poops all over the place. Three different places. I swear. I swear. Dog owners.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

I'm not a dog person, more into cats. 🐱

 

[Skanky Vamp]

I'm not a dog person, more into cats. 🐱

I am a fan of the pussy cats myself. In fact when I created my sex toy that was its name.

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

I like both 😳

 

[Skanky Vamp]

I like both 😳

You swing both ways? Dogs and cats?

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

You swing both ways? Dogs and cats?

Yeah I'm contrarian like that 😉

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

I am a fan of the pussy cats myself. In fact when I created my sex toy that was its name.

You didn't create a sex toy. 😄

 

[Skanky Vamp]

You didn't create a sex toy. 😄

I did. I can probably find the old schematics if you want. I prolly still have the old marketing material.

 

[Plasma]

and no insurance

The riskiest part of your post tbh

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I've been stopped a few times over the years, but I could usually talk my way out of a ticket. I can be very charming when I need to be. 😇

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

A few people on YouTube got all upset because I said OJ didn't kill Nicole and Ron. I wasn't trolling....just thought most people knew that Nicole's dealer had her killed. She owed him hundreds of thousands of dollars and wouldn't pay. Ron wasn't the target, he was just unlucky enough to be there. *shrugs*

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Nicole's dealer had her killed.

and hired the Juice to do it apparently.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

and hired the Juice to do it apparently.

Nope. But everyone has their own opinion about this, so there ya go.

Many people on social media get SO upset when you disagree with them. Twitter/YouTube/Instagram are the worst. Frankly, I don't care if some stranger online disagrees with me. Its so trivial. Why do people care so much? Honestly, I don't get it.

 

[Kendar]

I only got halfway through that article because it stressed me out. And I'm not even in the UK!

I've been stopped a few times over the years, but I could usually talk my way out of a ticket. I can be very charming when I need to be. 😇 Though I'd like to add that two of the times I was stopped, it was by Culver City police officers I went to high school with. There I was, pulling out my driver's license, awaiting my fate, and suddenly there's a laughing face at the window. Like, "Haha, gotcha! How've you been?" They thought it was hilarious. 😅

The best way I ever talked my way out of a ticket... It's about 2am and I'm headed home coming off a 16 hour day. Pulls me over (73 in a 65).

Officer: "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Me: "Officer, I'm tired, it's late, and I just want to get home. Let's assume I've told you whatever lie I was going to tell you, and you've decided whether you believe me or not".

After he stopped laughing he gave me a warning.

As for tags, etc., here (my part of Texas anyway) they won't usually pull over for expired tags. However, it's a nice add-on to the ticket if they've pulled you over for something else. And when you register your vehicle they know whether or not you're current on insurance and inspection (although inspection is apparently going away for most passenger vehicles).