The Brand New And Somewhat Necessary Random Thread: Now With Dragons! 🔥

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

Reminds me some guy gave me a terrible line at work when i was ringing up his order.
He was like 'don't you remember me?" Was like 'were you customer at an old job?"
He was like 'no from last nite'. Gave him a half disguised disgusted look 😏
I was like 'No, pretty sure was home alone'. His friend teased him on the way out '...crash & burn...' 🤭

 

[NotASlayer]

"Pretty sure I was home alone watching real life crime dramas. Say, you do look familiar..."

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

sitReminds me some guy gave me a terrible line at work when i was ringing up his order.
He was like 'don't you remember me?" Was like 'were you customer at an old job?"
He was like 'no from last nite'. Gave him a half disguised disgusted look 😏
I was like 'No, pretty sure was home alone'. His friend teased him on the way out '...crash & burn...' 🤭

I wasn't going to share this, but after reading your post, I must share it now.

This happened roughly 3 weeks ago....I was leaving the doctor's office and got on the elevator. There were two short Mexican dudes in there, and I towered over them. One of them asked, "Which floor are you going to, sir?" This has happened before...sometimes short guys feel insecure around me because I tower over them. So they imply that I might be a guy. 😄 I guess it makes them feel more macho or something.

Anywho, I ignored the guy and just laughed. But as the elevator got to the ground floor, he said something else. "Have a nice day, sir!" So I said, "If I WERE a dude, my 🍆 would be a lot bigger than yours."

As you can see, I went with a ladylike response. 😋

 

[Skanky Vamp]

because I tower over them. So they imply that I might be a guy.

I think it's probably that adams apple of yours that's the give away.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

I think it's probably that adams apple of yours that's the give away.

And my Adam's apple is probably bigger than your...

 

[Skanky Vamp]

And my Adam's apple is probably bigger than your...

For someone claiming to be a female you sure like to brag about the size of your masculine parts. Hmmm??

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

For someone claiming to be a female you sure like to brag about the size of your masculine parts. Hmmm??

Don't have a cow, man. For the record, both men and women have Adam's apples, but women's are smaller. Did somebody fail high school biology? 😄

By the way, I'm doing some arts and craft stuff. And I thought it would be nice to make you something. Therefore, I am making an artsy jock strap for you. Its actually quite easy, since the only things I need are some string and two halves of a peanut shell.

You're welcome. 😘

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Don't have a cow, man. For the record, both men and women have Adam's apples, but women's are smaller.

Right. But generally if you see a chick with a big ole adam's apple taint a chick.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Right. But generally if you see a chick with a big ole adam's apple taint a chick.

Did you learn that the hard way? Had a little surprise, did ya? 😅

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Had a little surprise, did ya? 😅

Nope. Not at all. Not small at all. But you know, that little sign on your cars mirror what says 'object in mirror may appear closer than they are' as I ran, partly underdressed from the hotel room in the middle of the night my mind had a warning "wangs in your memory may appear larger and more throbbing than they were" So who's to say, really, were it a little or big surprise, size don't really matter when you get a surprise like that.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Nope. Not at all. Not small at all. But you know, that little sign on your cars mirror what says 'object in mirror may appear closer than they are' as I ran, partly underdressed from the hotel room in the middle of the night my mind had a warning "wangs in your memory may appear larger and more throbbing than they were" So who's to say, really, were it a little or big surprise, size don't really matter when you get a surprise like that.

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

Anyone ever read their old profile posts? 🤔

 

[November]

Anyone ever read their old profile posts? 🤔

No I dont want depression again ta

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Anyone ever read their old profile posts? 🤔

All the time. Oh, the memories...

 

[Nix]

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This is what is planned for this evening lol.... Never played this before so should be interesting!

 

[NotASlayer]

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This is what is planned for this evening lol.... Never played this before so should be interesting!

Have enough of photo one and photo two may well go brilliantly no matter what.

Until tomorrow, that is. 🙂

 

[NotASlayer]

This is an urgent request for help.

@Nix is apparently out of Baileys. Send more.

😀

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

I've been eating semi-healthy sandwiches for awhile. Turkey, tomato, cheese (cheddar, pepper jack, and Swiss) avocado slices, romaine lettuce, and sweet red onion slices on wheat toast. (Sometimes with cucumber slices and shredded carrots) With Miracle Whip and honey mustard. It tastes AMAZING!! My body definitely wants this because while I'm eating it, I get a rush. 😊

 

[Nix]

This is an urgent request for help.

@Nix is apparently out of Baileys. Send more.

😀

Please send supplies... standard or chocolate is fine and i need a new clean pint glass!

 

[NotASlayer]

Please send supplies... standard or chocolate is fine and i need a new clean pint glass!

You drink Baileys by the pint? 😀