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November said:
Festy Friday half price special, satisfaction not guaranteed.

*Quadruple postage and handling fees apply
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"Your mileage may vary. Specific toys may have different results when tried by different people."

I should stop now.
 
November
November
Free STD with purchase
November said:
Festy Friday half price special, satisfaction not guaranteed.

*Quadruple postage and handling fees apply
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Especially the extra handling fees, eww!
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HowiMetdaSlayer said:
This is interesting...

www.dailymail.co.uk

Interactive map reveals the 'antipode' of ANY location on our planet

The Chinese are among the relative minority of countries who would strike land if they were to undertake this enterprise, according to the Antipodes Map website .
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Finally, an answer to that childhood question of where I'd end up if I had kept digging that hole in my backyard!
 
NotASlayer said:
"Your mileage may vary. Specific toys may have different results when tried by different people."

I should stop now.
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Don't you dare. 😄

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Anyanka Bunny Slayer said:
Don't you dare. 😄

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Job Posting: November's Dodgy Second-hand Sex Toy Emporium is looking for a second-hand product tester. Job enjoyment is variable, and can often be adjusted by a helpful control. Please certify you are free of communicable social diseases before applying.

Because you won't be afterwards...
 
Surprisingly, Morrisons still had Easter eggs. I may have accidentally bought a Lindt and a Cadbury's Orange Twirl egg.
 
November said:
I'd prefer a used sex toy over that ultimate grossness.
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I would not. I really, really would not! 🙂

Most of the egg will be regular milk chocolate, just with some orange Twirl bits I would expect. I am going to guess that you are not a fan of the Terry's Chocolate Orange.
 
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NotASlayer said:
I would not. I really, really would not! 🙂

Most of the egg will be regular milk chocolate, just with some orange Twirl bits I would expect. I am going to guess that you are not a fan of the Terry's Chocolate Orange.
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I was wrong. The entire egg tastes of orange! And there is an Orange Twirl too.
 
You could always sell BOB. BOB isn't a name, it's an acronym that stands for Battery Operated Boyfriend. If anyone asks who you are going out with these days, you can just say, "I'm spending my nights with BOB."
 
NotASlayer said:
Surprisingly, Morrisons still had Easter eggs. I may have accidentally bought a Lindt and a Cadbury's Orange Twirl egg.
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Mine still had the orange twirl ones too, so yeah I've also accidentally bought one.
 
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NotASlayer
I get the feeling that the Orange Twirls were not that popular.
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