The Capture and Rescue of David Boreanaz

W00t, w00t! Awesome, Mike! Poor Steph, though! And poor Snuggles, although he's the bad guy... Please post the next part ASAP!
 
[Mike pulled up to the High School and stepped out of the car. David followed behind him, carrying Jaden. Jaden didn't like being held by someone he didn't know, so he squirmed around in Mike's arms.]

Mike: "Hey, David, you mind carrying YOUR SON. I'm afraid I'm gunna drop him or something."

David: "Oh, yeah, sure." [David takes Jaden from Mike] "So, where are we going exactly?"

Mike: "The portal to Head Quarters is located in my period one classroom."

David: "Why did you decide to put it there?"

Mike: "It was Hannah's idea. We have first period Spanish together, and that way if something ever happened, we had a quick way to get back to Head Quarters."

David: "So, there's a portal to a secret agent head quarters in the Spanish room in a High School?"

Mike: "Yes."

David: "Oh."

[David and Mike walked through the front entrance to the school. There was a tile picture of a tiger displayed on the floor, which David stepped on, thinking nothing of it.]

Mike: "Uh oh."

David: "What?"

Mike: "You just stepped on the tiger."

David: "So?"

Mike: "It's like the school emblem. Let's hope no one saw us."

[Someone did see them, however. A janitor came running at them, screaming all sorts of things in Spanish. David looked at Mike and they both smiled nervously.]

Mike: "Um...Yo soy Michael George."

Janitor: "¡No cuido! ¡Usted acaba de caminar en la mascota de la escuela! Y
usted es un estudiante, asà­ que estoy llamando el principal."

David: [out of the corner of his mouth] "What's he saying?"

Mike: "I think he's saying I don't care. They something of the school. They something. What are something the principal. I haven't learned all those words yet."

[The Janitor started running off to tell the principal that a student let someone damage school property, when a foot appeared out of a corner and tripped the janitor. Magui stepped out of the corner and kneeled next to the janitor, who was lying on the floor.]

Magui: "Estoy tan apesadumbrado. No le vi el venir alrededor de la esquina.
Debemos haber chocado. Apesadumbrado."

Janitor: "Eso es aceptable. Es mi averà­a, falta."

[Mike snuck up behind the janitor and tapped him on the shoulder. The janitor turned towards him, and Mike punched him, knocking him out. Mike pulled him into the science room and put him in the cage with the pet turtles, Lelo and Stitch.]

Magui: "I was handling in it."

Mike: "My way's faster."

[David walked up to them and stood quietly as they talked. Magui saw him and her jaw dropped.]

Magui: "You know that David Boreanaz is behind you right?"

Mike: "Ye--"

[Magui pushed Mike out of the way and smiled at David.]

Magui: "Nice to meet you, David."

David: "Nice to meet you, too. What's your name?"

Magui: "I'm Magui."

[Magui shook his hand, but didn't let go. After a while he grew somewhat uncomfortable and tried to pull his hand away, but Magui had a grip on him.]

Magui: "Hi."

David: "Uh...Hi..."

Magui: "Hi."

[Mike put a paper bag over David's head, and Magui snapped out of the hypnosis type state. Magui looked around.]

Magui: "Where'd David go?"

Mike: "He went...to...the bathroom."

Magui: "Oh. Walk and talk. We gotta get to head quarters."

[Magui started walking. David started walking the wrong way, not being able to see through the paper bag. Mike took his arms and pulled him down the hallway.]

Mike: "So...what do you gotta tell me?"

Magui: "Well, Stephanie died in your battle against Snuggles, correct?"

Mike: "Yes. Right."

Magui: "That means that a new Agent is going to take her place. You know how the prophecy goes."

Mike: "Into every generation three Agents are born. Three teenagers with the coolness and stealth to stop evil TV icons from doing evil things. When one Agent dies, another is called."

David: "This seems a lot like--"

[Mike put a hand over David's mouth. Magui looked around, excited.]

Magui: "I HEARD DAVID! HE'S HERE SOMEWHERE!"

Mike: "No, he's not. He's in the bathroom!"

[David stumbled around in the background, unable to keep his balance as he was pushed around randomly. He pulled the paper bag off, shaking his head. Magui caught sight of him and squealed loudly. She ran and jumped on him, wrapping her legs around his waist. David tossed Jaden to Mike as he and Magui tumbled to the floor. Mike caught Jaden and set him comfortably on the floor. He walked to Magui and pulled her off David.]

Mike: "No sexually attacking our target!"

Magui: "You're an Agent! Not me! I can do what I want!"

Mike: "You can do whatever you want to him as soon as we get him inside. We could have been followed so we need--"

A body burst through the wall, causing bricks and debris to fly down the hallway. Dust flew up in the air, causing smoke to fill the hallway as well. Luckily, Jaden was safe from the debris and smoke since he was on the floor. The smoke faded and dropped to the floor. Standing in the hole in the wall was a man in his early 30's. He was wearing a performance fleece and cargo pants. His hair was done stuck up with hair jell. His fists were clenched at his sides and he growled angry, drool dripping to the floor.

Mike: "Oh...My...Goddess....."

The man roared loudly and charged at Mike. Mike punched at the man, but he blocked his arm, throwing it to the side. Mike kicked at him, but the man ducked. The man punched him in the gut, knocking him to the floor. Mike scrambled to get up, but only made it to his knees. He swung at the man's legs, but the man caught his arm with one hand and grabbed him by the throat with the other. He raised him off the floor by his throat, choking the life out of him.

David: "He's killing him!"

Magui: "We have to do something!"

[Magui looked at David and Jaden. She grabbed Jaden and David and dragged them down the hallway and put the stairs, leaving Mike to die. They were on the second flight of stairs when David stopped.]

David: "You're just gunna leave him there?"

Magui: "He's an Agent. I'm not. If he's getting his ass kicked, I have no chance. If both of us die, then you die, and it's our goal to protect you. Now, please keep going up the stairs. We're almost there."

[Downstairs, the man was savagely beating Mike into a state of unconsciousness. There were to many broken bones, to many bruises, to much blood loss; Mike would be dead in a few minutes.]

Hannah: "HEY!"

[The man turned towards the sound of the voice and was met with a watermellon to the face. He fell back, grabbing Mike as he fell. He stood up and used Mike as a weapon. He swung his body at Hannah who back flipped over her fellow Agent. She kicked Mike out of his hands and attempted to kick the man, but he was to quick. He knocked her foot out of the way and punched her in the face. She fell back, unconscious as well. The man slowly approached the two fallen Agents, ready for the kill.]

Mysterious Woman: "No, not yet."

[The man growled something in a primitive language, but the mysterious woman knew what he was saying.]

Mysterious Woman: "Yes, I know, but if we kill them now, we won't be able to track them back to the lab and find David. Once we do that, then you can kill them all you like."

[The mysterious woman pulled a brightly colored and expertly wrapped button out of her purse. It said "Innocent" on it. She placed it on Mike's shoe. She took out another one and put it on Hannah's shoe as well. She hummed to herself and started walking off, the man following behind her.]
 
OMG!!!,This is SOOOOO awesome!!.Really!....and,.mmm,naked Daivd ::drool::

Mike: "Into every generation three Agents are born. Three teenagers with the coolness and stealth to stop evil TV icons from doing evil things. When one Agent dies, another is called."

I laughed during five minutes after reading that part!!lol😀😀

It's terrific,keep writing,I love it:: tu ::
 
[As if he had weights tied down on them, Mike slowly and painfully opened his eyes. It took him a minute or two for his vision to become perfect. He was in the hospital wing of Head Quarters. He sat up in the hospital bed, still looking around confused. He noticed an IV sticking out of his arm and he grimaced at the thought. He wasn't a big fan of needles or medical things at all.]

Ryan: "You're awake."

[Mike turned towards the sound of the voice. He smiled when he saw Ryan Starr standing in the doorway. She walked into the room, coming into the light better. She was wearing her casual clothes. She was a clothing designer and she was skilled in ripping clothes to threads and sowing them back into something better than the original design. Her shirt was very low cut as always. Mike wondered if she'd ever wear a normal shirt, not that he was complaining.]

Mike: "I don't even remember going to sleep..."

[Ryan walked past the empty hospital bed in the room and to Mike's bed side. She leaned forward, trying her best not to hurt him, and hugged him. Her long dark hair fell onto his shoulders as he put his hand on her back. She pulled away and smiled at him.]

Ryan: "Sorry to ruin this tender moment we're having, but I should probably call one of the doctors."

Mike: "I guess so..." [he paused] "Hurry back, yeah?"

Ryan: "Of course."

[Ryan untangled herself from him and walked out of the room, waving her hand behind her as she left. Mike leaned back against the hospital bed and sighed to himself.]

Mike: "I wonder if I can get some cheese while I'm here..."

[Moments later, Ryan reentered the room, followed by Lee. Lee was wearing blue hospital scrubs and carrying a clip board. Mike looked past him, trying to locate the doctor. Lee couldn't be a doctor. He was to young.]

Mike: "Where's the doctor?"

Lee: "I am the doctor."

Mike: [laughing nervously] "Seriously?"

Lee: "Yes." [looks at Mike] "I hope you don't mind wearing the white hospital clothes. We were out of blue."

Mike: [noticing his change of clothes] "AH! When did that happen?"

Lee: "While you were unconscious. Emma rehired Michael Jackson and he was in charge of changing you. We left him alone with you while you were unconscious. We should trust people a little more."

Mike: "What!?"

Lee: "Just kidding...Michael Jackson is working daycare today."

Mike: [to self] "That's safe..."

Lee: "Can you stand?"

Mike: "There's only one way to find out, isn't there?" [hops off the bed] "Yup. I can walk."

Lee: "Ok, good. I'm gunna take you back to my office so I can check and make sure you're not dying." [turns to Ryan] "You can't come."

Ryan: "Why the Hell not?"

Lee: "Because you're not an Agent or a Potential Agent for that matter. My room is for official business and only works are aloud inside."

Ryan: "But, I work here! I make the fashionable spy clothes for the Agents!"

Lee: "You were employed by Stephanie, but since she no longer among the living, you're no longer--"

Mike: "Hey!"

Lee: "Sorry. That was heartless of me." [to Ryan] "Ms. Starr, you'll have your boyfriend back as soon as I get him checked out."

Ryan: "Fine..."

[Lee nodded at her and ushered Mike out of the room. They walked down the hallway and past a few doors. Finally, they entered a room numbered 666. There was an examining table in the center of the room and Mike hopped up, knowing the procedure.]

Lee: "Let me take your temperature."

Mike: "No."

Lee: "Why not?"

Mike: "Because I don't have a fever."

Lee: "I still have to take it anyway."

Mike: "Why?"

Lee: "Because it makes my paper look full if I have more things written down on it." [goes to a drawer and pulls out a thermometer] "Now do you want it in your mouth or up your butt?"

Mike: [coughing] "What...? Oh...I'm good putting it under my tongue, really."

[Lee handed the thermometer over to Mike, who put it under his tongue. He swung his legs in the air like a child as the thermometer took his body temperature. After five minutes, Lee pulled it out and looked at it.]

Lee: "97.2. That's a little weird. Normal body temperature is 98.6. You're more than one degree below normal."

Mike: "Maybe it's just an Agent characteristic."

Lee: "Maybe. How are you feeling? Are you dizzy or weak?"

Mike: "No. Why?"

Lee: "You lost a lot of blood. Luckily, Agents heal quickly so your body made more blood quickly. I still needed to check though."

Emma: [walking into the room] "Glad to see you're awake, Mike."

Mike: "It's nice to be awake."

Emma: "You took a nasty beating from that creature, didn't you?"

Mike: "Yeah I did. Mind telling me what I was fighting?"

Emma: "An Old Navy person. Old Navy people are like the commercial people that the Gap kids fear. I suspect that the Old Navy person is here as an agent of whoever is after David. I would think that Snuggles hired him, but since David Boreanaz sliced him to pieces, I don't think it's him.

Mike: "So, how do we kill this thing?"

Emma: "The same way you kill a Gap kid. Damage the heart somehow and they'll explode into cloth in a few seconds. Only problem is, the Old Navy person is a Hell of a lot stronger, faster and vicious then a Gap kid. We're all working on it now, so when we figure something out I'll let you know." [to Lee] "How's our number one patient doing?"

Lee: "He's doing fine. Everything is in order except for his broken ribs, which I'm going to wrap up. Then he's free to move around as he pleases."

Emma: "Good work. See to it that he goes to his room in the living quarters of Head Quarters, please."

Lee: "Yes, ma'am."

Emma: "Thanks."

[Emma left the room, leaving Lee to finish treating Mike. Mike took his shirt off as Lee wrapped gauze around his body, making a makeshift cast while his ribs healed. Mike put his shirt back on and hopped off the table.]

Mike: "I have so much to do and we don't even know who the new Agent is yet. Do you know where Hannah is?"

[Lee looked down at the floor, not meeting Mike's eyes.]

Mike: "Lee...what is it?"




[Mike and Lee stood outside a hospital ward bedroom. Lee stood outside the door and waved Mike inside. Mike walked in and approached the bed at the end of the room. Hannah was lying in the bed, still unconscious, in a coma.]

Mike: "This is all my fault..."

Lee: "No, it isn't."

Mike: "If I had fought better she wouldn't be in a coma."

Lee: "You heard what Emma said about the Old Navy person. You're both lucky to still be breathing."

Mike: "Yeah...lucky...two down...one to go..."

[Mike walked out of the room, passing Lee as he left. He walked down the hallway and exited the hospital ward. He was walking down a long hallway when a blonde girl zipped past him on a razor scooter, almost knocking him down. He watched the girl speed down the hallway and turn a corner. He shook his head. HQ had the weirdest people in the world coming and going day after day. He continued through a big room where everything was happening! There were people sitting at desks, Potential Agents training, Emma giving orders, Lee looking over some folders, Ryan was working on some clothes, scientists and mechanics were making new equipment, and people were coming and going like at an airport.]

Potential Agent: "Mike, the winner of Slut Idol is here to see you." [she handed him a folder] "She's waiting for you in lobby."

Mike: "Thank you."

[Mike took the file from her and nodded, continuing on his way. He entered the lobby and immediately noticed the extremely trashy girl sitting in one of the chairs. She was blonde, with huge breasts, and was barely wearing any clothing. He sighed. This wasn't a good day. He walked up to her and extended his hand.]

Mike: "Hey, I'm Mike."

Marissa: [looking at his hand] "Hi. Nice to meet you." [looks at his hand again] "Is there something wrong with your hand."

Mike: "No, just trying to be polite." [opens the file] "It says here that you're the winner of slut idol. How many people did you beat out of the spot?"

Marissa: "...Green...?"

Mike: "I'm sorry, green is a color. Please try again."

Marissa: "I want some juicy juice."

Magui: [walking by] "She beat out 30,000 people."

Mike: "How do you know?"

Magui: [still walking away] "I watched the show."

Marissa: "You know, Mark..."

Mike: "Mike."

Marissa: "Mike...you look like you could use some fun. What's been bothering you?"

Mike: "Barney. Gap Kids. Robots. Spongemonkies. Snuggles. Janitors. Old Navy People."

Marissa: "You look so rugged and manly with all your cuts and bruises. It's really turning me on."

Ryan: "Back off, Barbie, he's mine."

Marissa: "Really. I don't..." [long pause] "...see your name on him!"

Ryan: "Actually yeah." [pulls on the collar of Mike's shirt, revealing her name sown in] "Hah."

Mike: "Aside from seducing me, you have a specific task to take care of today."

Marissa: "A sexual task?"

Magui: [walking past again, sarcastically] "No, a brain teaser."

Mike: "Where are you going now?"

Magui: "To check on David...again..."

Mike: "Anyway, you have to teach the Potential Agents how to be slutty."

Ryan: "Is that really a good thing?"

Mike: "Kinda...They could seduce weak minded men easier and get information without actually sleeping with them." [waving over a Potential Agent] "Marissa needs an escort to the gym. Please take her."

Potential Agent: "Sure thing."

Mike: "Thanks." [watches them walk off and turns to Ryan] "I need some sleep."

Ryan: "Of course you do." [taking his hand and walking] "Although, I'm gunna stay up because I don't trust that girl not to have sex with you in your sleep."

[As they walked, a loud beeping sound filled the whole HQ. People started rushing to stations as the whole place went into chaos. Someone was wrong. Mike spotted Emma running around and waved her over.]

Mike: "What's going on?"

Emma: "Something's found our HQ and is on it's way up here. I have a feeling it's the--"

Mike: "--Old Navy person...yeah...great..."

Emma: "You think you can handle it?"

Mike: "I don't really have a choice."

Ryan: "What? You can't go fight that thing again. It'll beat the crap out of you."

Mike: "Thanks for your support."

[Suddenly, the 12 inch reinforced steel door flew off its hinges and flew into the room, crushing someone as it landed. Mike stared at the figure in the door. It was exactly who he had expected - the Old Navy Person. It growled and charged at them.]
 
Hm....can we say...psychopath! No, kidding!!!! I love...um....David? This is hard...pass!!

But really...Mike is a little dreamer here...Ryan Starr is your girlfriend...and these things...and everything, I'm scared...is that the point...I think so!
 
If I may......Hero and Magui, and whoever else is involved with writing this.......this is nothing short of excellent.
I am truly envious here, this takes real talent to do. Well done.

I look forward to further installments.

>
 
Not at all.....'twas a sincere compliment of your work......I wouldn't have posted here otherwise.

Sarcasm? Feh....I save that for those that deserve it....like my good buddies Rayne and Jacklyn....😛
 
Well, thanks for the kind words. Sometimes it's hard to figure out how people mean something online since you're not actually hearing them say it. So, sometimes I get confused, especially when someone says they'er envious of me, LoL. Thanks for taking the time to R&R.
 
Well, it's true in my case...I AM envious. Lol. When I write fiction.....I tend to write tons of exposition.....and not enough dialogue and character interaction....I suck completely at dialogue. But you...you're very good. Your stories are well-rounded, just enough of everything.

Again, I look forward to further installments. Please don't be like me.....writing a chapter once every five years...lol.

Keep up the good work...both of you.
 
Thanks Ana and Old Master. I'll have something posted tomorrow for you. Right now I'm going to bed. It's 2:35 am and it's been a long day. Until tomorrow...
 
Anya_Harris made me a banner for one of the characters in the fan fic! Here it is!

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I'll post a new chapter of the story later today.
 
i haven't done anything illegal have I? I'll go back and edit if you feel it needs to be done. There's just been stories with graphic sex scenes and explicit cursing and I thought that if I put a warning it would be ok, but I could always edit if you think I need too.
 
I didn't notice anything in the first couple pages so just reminding.

If any threads do have graphic sex in it when we find it it will be gone lol
 
I'm gunna abreviate because saying old navy person over and over again will get annoying. So now ONP - old navy person.


[Mike stood his ground as the Old Navy Person charged at him. He stared into his eyes, unafraid. Actually he was afraid, but he didn't want to let him know that. The first brutal attack hit, knocking the wind out of Mike. He struggled to stay to his feet as he was hit in the face. He spit blood onto the floor and took a shot at the ONP, but it was easily blocked. The ONP spun and kicked Mike in the legs, knocking him to the floor.]

[Everyone started to gather in the lobby where the battle was taking place. David, Jaden, Magui, Emma, Ryan, Potential Agents, Scientists, Marissa, Lee, Nicole Tieri, Michael Jackson and everyone else in HQ were there. They each had a lawn chair and sat down, watching the battle.]

Marissa: "I'd like some big nuts right about now..."

[They all stared at her. Did she just say what they think she did?]

Emma: [sighing] "Me too..."

David: "Let's try to keep our vocabulary clean. I don't want my son hearing you people talk about...testicles."

Marissa: "I was talking about peanuts..."

Everyone: "Oh."

Vender: "Peanuts! T-Shirts! Foam Fingers! Hot Dogs!"

Magui: "Oh! I want a foam finger! Over here!"

[Meanwhile, Mike was still battling the power evil force of nature. The ONP ***** slapped him and as Mike turned back, he punched him with his other hand. Mike kicked the ONP in the stomach, the only shot that actually hit the whole fight. The ONP grabbed him by the throat, choking him. Mike brought his hands down on the ONP's and dropping to the floor he swept the ONP, causing him to fall to the floor.]

Lee: "I think we need live music."

Ryan: "I can take care of that for you."

Nicole: "Well so can I."

Michael Jackson: "Me too!"

Vender: "Anyone? Peanuts! Lare salty peanuts!"

[Mike punched the ONP in the face and kicked him in the stomach before he could recover. It was like he had been reborn and that Hannah and Stephanie were fighting along side him. Together, they were unstoppable. He couldn't let Stephanie's death be in vein.]

Emma: "Anyone have a camera?"

Potential Agent: "I do! Wanna take a picture?"

Emma: "Of course. We can add it to the photo album page entitled "Mike gets his ass kicked, again."

Marissa: "You know I could just go up there and seduce the ONP into doing my bidding. How do you think I won Slut Idol? I just seduced the two male judges."

Michael Jackson: "David, can I hold Jaden?"

David: "Yeah, su--"

Magui: [grabbing his hand] "No, don't do it! Keep your son where you can see him!"

Michael Jackson: "I think I know who I can call for life music!" [dials his cell phone number] "Hey, it's your loving brother. Do you think you can come down to HQ and sing a song for us?" [pauses] "Yes, and bring that fine piece of man ass with you." [hangs up] "All set."

Marissa: "Man ass?"

Michael Jackson: "Justin Timberlake."

Marissa: "What the ****...?"

[The ONP knocked Mike across the room with a powerful punch. He slammed into the wall and slumped to the floor. As the ONP approached, Mike kicked him in the knees. The ONP person quickly recovered and picked him up and started punching his face repeatedly.]

[Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake walked in through the broken enterance and put a CD player down on the ground. Justin plugged it in and music started to play. Everyone watched and smiled as Justin and Janet started singing and dancing around the room while Mike was in a battle for his life. They all stood up and started dancing.]

Emma: "I love this song."

Lee: "It's the only song I really know by her. So, yeah, I like it too."

[Even Mike and the ONP started dancing. Everyone was having a good old time and the battle had stopped for a moment as the ONP and Mike danced to the music Justin and Janet were providing. At the end of the song, Justin pulled off Janet's shirt, revealing one of her breasts. That distracted the ONP for a brief moment and Mike saw his chance. He punched his hand through his body and pulled his heart out. A few seconds later, he burst into cloth and faded away. Mike smiled and looked to his friends, but they were to busy watching Justin and Janet, still.]

[From the hospital wing, as soon as Mike destroyed the ONP, Hannah's eyes flew open and she sat up in bed. She was awake.]
 
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