The Devil Strikes Again: Case of the Missing Mojo

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I bet I know what you're thinking. "˜Here's this stupid oaf starting another pointless topic doomed for the cemetery' WELL GUESS WHAT YOU LITTLE PRESUMPTUOUS SCAMP? You'd be right.

My funny mojo has been stolen!!!

When did it disappear I hear you ask..

What?

Around the time I joined Buffyboards? No it wasn't you cheeky wanker, someone evict that donut in the back.

I've noticed recently that people don't laugh as much or at all actually. I get a lot of rolled eyes, or a "˜polite' smile. THIS just happens to coincide with me seeing 666 EVERYWHERE. And I mean everywhere. Like totally yesterday, I looked at my watch it was 6pm and then bam the 66 bus drove passed.. SEE??

Other places..ok like 6 months ago I saw 6 pigeons on the same day that I walked passed the same shop 6 times. Weird or what? I KNOW the devil is involved. It is obvious that he's jealous. Here he is, supposedly the biggest badest baddy bad bad bad and I come along. Even bigger and badder.

Plus he still holds that grudge from when I beat him at poker.

Holy crap, 666 is even in this post, ITS FOLLOWING ME!!
 
Angelic Slayer
Angelic Slayer
You made me laugh, yay! *hugs* :)
Lol, awww have to say you never fail to make me laugh out loud Dzhugashvili!

I actually thought this was some Austin Powers reference when I first read the topic name, maybe they're making another movie? :shrug:

Wouldn't worry TOO much about the devil stealing your mojo though, I'm sure you can get it back if we all admit that the "you'd be right" line made us smile (you know it did! 😉).... and if not I'll beat him with a spork (then ask for it back nicely) 🙂

Edit: Lol Sin, I know what you mean, everyone's bolting to get a word in while we can! :silly:
 
i'm with Sin...these posts are always closed before i can read them! lol
as for your missing mojo...have you tried looking under the bed? you'd be surprised by what you can find under the bed.
 
Dzhugash, seriously, its not that you aren't funny anymore.
Its that the people around you are retarded.
At least thats what I tell myself when I come out with a corker and no one laughs.
 
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Harley
nope, im going with 'just not funny'
Dzhugashvili you do make me laugh... *i dont think im retarded* hmm anyways im with Angelic Slayer if the devil HAS stolen your mojo i will accompny her with the spork poking mwahaha... but have you considered i dont know looking.. in your pants? that always works... :silly:
 
Angelic Slayer
Angelic Slayer
LOL that would be the place to look *whips out two sporks just in case* :-)
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Ladybug
Pants are actually good places to look for important things. Once, I found $200, another time, I found a piece of old strawberry shortcake.
*charmed slayer* said:
Dzhugashvili you do make me laugh... *i dont think im retarded* hmm anyways im with Angelic Slayer if the devil HAS stolen your mojo i will accompny her with the spork poking mwahaha... but have you considered i dont know looking.. in your pants? that always works... :silly:
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I've lost my funny mojo and you tell me to look in my pants.. Are you suggesting that what's in my pants is something to be laughed at?

The little guy takes offence at that..'little' is an expression not a representation!!!
 
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