The dumbest thing you've ever said

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Hero

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I think there was a thread like this a while ago, but I can't find it.

What is the least intellegent thing you've said?

I could go on for hours with mine, but here's mine from today. I was sitting in my car with my best friend, B. I was looking at my stearin wheel and it has 5 little raised bumps on the place you press for the horn. So I say, "What is this brale so that blind people can find the horn when they drive?"
 
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BillieHunter
haha dont feel bad ive got a similar one to this...
I can't really think of anything I have said...so I will offer this instead.

George W Bush said:
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
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Hero
lmao!!!
I once asked a friend if Queer as folk was a slashy show.
 
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StuckinTraffic
LOL! That's not dumb, it's funny!
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Hero
well wouldnt it not be? isnt slash stuff supposed to be about characters who arent supposed to be together? thus being a gay show they would be together? lol
I asked my ex-husband once if we were ever going to get married. Could kick myself now for putting the idea in his head. Damn hindsight.
 
"Of course it's alright for the kids to sleep over, Mr Jackson" 😀

In reality we'd need a whole new forum for stupid things I've said...🙂
 
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Hero
should i ask for an explaination? lol :-/
Seriously I say so many dumb things, all the time, I also tend to be very confused most of the time so I give the wrong answer to questions I know and such.. ah well.. Not gonan give any examples right now cause.. tired.. yea..
 
i say dumb things all the time, funny, when i'm about to tell some stories, i can't remember a single one.

i hear what people say really wrongly, like all the time, so i think people are saying one thing and then they are really saying something quite differently(that makes me feel kinda dumb!)
 
Well there's a girl, Bonnie, that used to go to my college last year, and nobody liked her, in particular a girl called Jo. Anyway, she came to visit recently (for some reason!) and got into an argument with Jo, accusing her of telling everyone that she was pregnant. So Jo said "look, Bonnie, you are barking up the wrong tree, I haven't said a thing", and Bonnie goes and says "but there aren't any trees to bark up!"
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
 
You can't ask for just one. I could fill up the 100 post limit with stupid things that I can say in one hour. If its not my blondeness, its my ranting. Or my nerdy references that NO ONE GETS.
 
Im trying to remember something ive said but i cant. I suspect this is cos when i say stupid things, im drunk and forget later!
 
Not something I said, but something that was said by someone I worked with once.

Scenario: Receptionist is told not to disturb the boss unless it's really important as she's going into a meeting with the Regional Managers.

Said 'receptionist' answers the next call - someone who wants to speak to the Boss, she explains the boss is in a meeting. Mrs..... starts to leave a message, and somehow the Mrs ..... gets cut off.

Switchboard is displaying 'Invalid'.

Receptionist starts panicking, rushes into the meeting, and gushes at the boss....'OMG, I'm so sorry, I just had 'Mrs .....' on the line and they got cut off, and oh god, they are an invalid too....I don't know how the switchboard knew they were an invalid, but it did'

Should of seen her face when the boss had to explain to her that the switchboard was just saying that the call was invalid - as in no longer valid, and not that the caller was an invalid.

She never lived that one down, she honestly thought she had cut off an invalid. 😀
 
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jayj
haha that's jokes!
Oh, I thought of one. I put a mood ring on once and it turned purple, so I looked at the card that told what color means what. And said out loud "I'm normal!" and everyone laughed.
 
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jayj
haha!! i love that story! it's so simple, yet hilarious.
i know one.
i was at a store and asked a salesperson for help and when she helped me find what i was looking for i said, "you're welcome!" as if i had helped her. i felt like such an idiot. i need to get out of retail!!
 
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Hero
i do that sometimes too lol
Ive got a dumb blind people driving one...happened liek last week...i was drivign and i was like how do blind peopel know where signs are and what color stop lights are and stuff...and my sister was like why would they need to know...so i still nto realizing how dumb i was beign at teh moment said so they know where they are going and you need to see stop lights to drive...and she was like Blind peopel dont drive you idiot...
 
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Hero
i think they should drive cuz us stupid people give them sooo much credit
okay the things i say on a day to day basis are often extremely stupid that i can't pick one. Although i do remeber talking with a lisp up until i was 7 it's not exact;ly stupid but it was annoying
 
One of our friends has a completely ignorant but hilarious wife when it come to dumb things she has said. She was rather excited one day and called her hubby about a car that she saw, she wanted to buy it immediately. Her hubby asked her why and she said (I swear its true).. "It's got 15k t-tops, and they are asking a cheap price for a car with a gold top". She thought that the 15k meant 15 karot gold, not 15 thousand miles with a removable top. I laughed until I cried. She also asked one time that if she faxed a paper to someone how would she get it back, she thought the paper went thru the phoneline and wondered how she would get it back to her since it was the original paper. Sad but true!
 
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