The Fart Chart...

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Rayne

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What kind of fart are you? Check the FART CHART and see! Just pick the day you were born on then leter rip!
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5. CARELESS
Farts in church.

Hey, I hate preasure...
 
9. STINGY
Belches instead of farting to save his asshole.
 
LMAO. As soon as I saw the word 'fart', I knew I had to take this test. They are by far the funniest thing in the world.

3. AMIABLE
Likes to smell others farts.
 
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9. STINGY
Belches instead of farting to save his asshole.
 
haha LMFAO Rayne! Luv this one.

I am 10. FOOLISH
Farts and laughs.

Yeah, that'd be me! OZ....lol.....
 
I am sooo going to sing Jacklyn's results to everyone I ever meet...
 
Hahahahaha! I'm glad you guys enjoyed this as much as I did! It's pretty silly but you gotta love anything to do with the funny noises our bodies make lol!
 
Originally posted by ~*Angel's_Girl*~
20. GROUCH
Grumbles when ladies fart.
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LMAO.

You know... I always loved meeting guys who were convinced that girls never crap or fart. But then again, when you think about it - it's pretty hard to imagine Angelina Jolie letting out a big one when nobody's looking...

I wouldn't mind smelling her farts.😛
 
12. CONCIETED
Thinks he can fart loudest.

Thats so true! Im such a pig when it comes to farting!
 
LMAO Oz! I guess that's true...and kinda gross...but hey, I can see where you're coming from...LOL! 😛

MS< I have a hard time seeing you being a pig with anything...you seem like such a gentelmen!
 
Originally posted by Oz
LMAO.

You know... I always loved meeting guys who were convinced that girls never crap or fart. But then again, when you think about it - it's pretty hard to imagine Angelina Jolie letting out a big one when nobody's looking...

I wouldn't mind smelling her farts.😛
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hahah, I actually have a girlfriend who thinks that of even other girls....actually oz I can so picture that Angelina Jolie scenario!

rayne thanks for the kicks!
 
Yup, can vouch for that...and I am the lucky one stuck doing his laundry! We should all just call him Skid Marks! LOL! Actually that's more what he leaves in the potty...but I have to scrub that too...oh wow...I believe I'm developing a whole new complex...
 
Leave it up to Rayne to tell us more about her life than we'd ever want to know... actually I find it hilarious - so keep up the nasty descriptions. My brother tends to crap his pants when he thinks he has to fart. Well he use to, but then he got smart about it.

But one things for sure, my bro can leave bigger skid marks than Evil J!
 
HAHAHAHAHA! I love these...
Heh, sorry...I like to be foul...it's actually hard NOT to be...I was raised with mostly males...not unlike being raised by wolves except I probably would have had better manners! 😛
 
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