18. MISERABLE
Can't fart.
I have a great story: I was in the supermarket with my friend and her dad, who just loves to embarass her. Anyway, he let one go, and we meandered down the aisle a bit, when a woman approached the nasty dad. She gave him a bit of a disgusted look, and he turned to the guy approaching from the other side and said "you dirty *******" and walked away. My poor friend, she was so mortified.
I thought the whole thing was just hilarious, felt a bit bad for the innocent shopper though.
~Kindred