The first Buffy Boards Awards ceremony

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Where? Where did I go wrong? :cry2:

Lol, seriously though, congrats DDLM you deserve it! 😀 (one of these days I'll finish reading what you have posted) :thumbs:

*turns to VG and sobs/ curses when no one's looking* 😉
 
VisionGuy
VisionGuy
LOL Here's some conglaguratory (huh?) karma.
*Shoves angelic_slayer to the side*

Another break!

*Charges onto stage, unaware of the tissue paper stuck to bottom of shoe*
 
This is VG again. I just recieved word that DDLM is actually in the building. Oh, there he is.Well the win sure has gone to DDLM's head. Already finished a Magnum of Champagne he is now dancing on the Table......Ohhh wait, is that...yes yes its Security, he's being escorted out of the building. Oh My, he's fallen over. Ohh not nice, we really have just seen,'up the Swanny'. This is VG signing off again.
 
Black Eye Guy
Black Eye Guy
Ah that DDLM, forever making a fool of himself!
Andrew Award - for the best RPGer

Right - now we come to an award which is for a category which is a complete mystery to me - the Andrew award for the best RPG player...

...the nominees are -

Mesektet Ra
Dia de la Muerte
Winifred Burkle

...and the winner is ...
 
Nerd4hire staggers drunkenly onto the awards ceremony stage, late, coming from watching the Canadian hockey team soundly trounce the Italians 10 to zip. He's been drinking copius amounts of ale. His tie is askew, his hair ruffled, and wait what is this?...N4H you forgot to put on your trousers. Are those bunnies on your boxers?

The nerd approaches the microphone, taps it twice and inquires in a hoarse, slur, "This thing on?"

No answer. He reaches into his pocket for the envelope. The letters dance before his sodden gaze. Somehow he realizes. Wait. This is not an awards envelope. He has not been asked to present an award. This is his electricity bill.

"That'll be all" he says and struts off stage center falling into the lap of some guy in a swan suit.
 
Black Eye Guy
Black Eye Guy
lmao!!!!
Mr. Pointy
Mr. Pointy
hehehe :)
Congrats DDLM!! Your Story Rocks!! Woot!

*Goes to the toilet and comes back to find Alyson's seat is empty, with a nail file lying on the ground and the chains broken into two parts*

Oh yeah right, like it would be that easy...
 
VisionGuy
VisionGuy
Don't worry. I'll have everyone looking for her.
*drum roll*

Mesektet Ra !

Well done hon, you'll have to give me a few RPG lessons

*applauds and turns to giant screen - it is blank*

It seems we have a technical hitch...however, all is not lost...I have a cunning plan...let's please give another big BB welcome to EDB, who is going to accept the award on MR's behalf...
 
Thanks Mr P...you caught me just in time before I was too intoxicated.....

Unfortunately, Mesektet Ra can't be with us this evening, so I will accept the Award on their behalf.

Let's just take a look at why Mesektet Ra won the Award for Best RPG'er.

*turns to the big screen behind*

Spike lowered his head, pushing himself slowly to his feet. "Yea, Dru," he said softly, no longer hurt. The tone was an unreadable one, full of seven different unnameable emotions. "I'll tell you."

In seconds, he was millimeters away from her face. His eyes melted from ice blue to liquid gold; his brow formed and shifted, his canines elongated. "Do you see this?" He asked, voice still soft. "This is what you did to me. This is you, Drusilla." His face melted back into human form, and he cocked his head to the side. "And part of me still thanks you for that."

He pushed himself off of Dru and turned to the door, storming through it; it slammed shut in his wake, startling Gwen once more. He turned and opened his mouth to scream at her, and thought better of it; he shook his head and pushed through the other doors to find Buffy and Willow.

"She doesn't remember a sodding thing," He reported to Buffy, voice stiff and tense. "She doesn't remember me, Angel, anyone. I don't know what the bloody hell you lot are gonna do about this one, but count me out. Bugger this mess."


*audience claps*

I can see why she won this award!

Thanks *hiccup* everyone, and good night!

*waves, nearly trips as she turns and leaves the stage*
 
Go Mesektet Ra!!! And a huge woot for The RPG, It rules!!! Congrats!

*Downs the last of his 6th Fat Frog,

Woot!!!
 
Thanks EDB for stepping in at the last second...enjoy your meal, hon, and don't drink too much schnapps 😉

Let's hear from our sponsor one last time -

Use the Force Luke...

Huh!?

Time for a break...back soon for our last presentation
 
VG here. There has been a disgrace. Alyson Hannigan has escaped brom our very own BEG. If anyone sees her please call this number. There is a reward

1-800- Alyson is Missing and I'm calling to say I founder her

Again the number is..

1-800- Alyson is Missing and I'm calling to say I founder her

Oh wait, someone is calling right now. Yes, someone has found her.

*Alexis Denisof brings Alyson over bound and gagged.

Thanks Mr. Denisof. I'll be sure to tell BEG of your cooperation. Yea, you'll get your reward. Bye now. Another, mystery solved. This is VG, until later guys.
 
Black Eye Guy
Black Eye Guy
Lol, Thank you!! She won't get away this time!
Legs it over to VisionGuy, who is with Alyson and pushes Alexis out of the way.

Ha ha, Got you! Well now Ill have to use the better chains, maybe a tranquilizer.

Thank you VisionGuy!

*Stumbles back to his table pulling Alyson along...
 
L'il Pumpkin Belly Award - for the cutest BBer

...and welcome back for our final award...for the cutest member of our community...

The nominees are -

Miffed67
Wannabee Slayer
Anchovy
Frenchy Faith
Wesley_Wyndham_P

They're all cuties, in their own way, but the winner is...

*drum rolls - off the stage, all the way to the exit, taking out two bouncers* 🙂
 
Black Eye Guy
Black Eye Guy
lol! I love it!
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