The Guide To Being A Successful Celebrity

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I made this guide, which tells how to be a successful A-List celebrity.I will continue to update the page, at least ounce a week.

~The Guide To Being A Successful Celebrity~

1.Celebrity Style & Image

You must look like an A-List celebrity, with great sex appeal.If you don't even look like a model, you won't get anywhere.You must have an image, that defines your style and personality.For example, Xtina's image😀irrty girl, who don't take crap from nobody.
You're style must change all the time.You can't stay with one image.For example, Sharon Stone is a style star.She has many creative outfits, and is always changing her style constantly.

2.Create Fame

To be a successful celebrity, you must be famous for something.If you're an aspiring actor, you must start out your career, by starring & guest starring in tv shows.Ounce you've had great success in tv land, you can start auditioning for movie roles.It doesn't matter what movie role is available, just take it.It doesn't matter if you don't like the movie, itself.You must star in many movies as possible.By doing so, you're face will become more recognizable.Try not to star in many tv movies, because you won't go anywhere by just filming tv movies.If you're an aspiring artist, you must attend singing contests.Try every contest out there, because who knows who may be in the audience.Audition in tv shows, such as American Idol, or Canadian Idol.Ounce you've been found, and signed to a record label, start making an album.You'll be more successful if you write you're own songs, because artists who don't, are usually called fakes.Try hooking up with hottest artists out there.If your album features famous artists, it will help you get you're name out there.You must sell many records, and do your best to win awards.You're music videos must be creative, and unique.They can't be like average videos.Unique videos will catch the public's attention.

3.Staying Famous

How do you stay famous?Is another star overshadowing you're spotlight?You must perform publicity stunts, that will keep you in the magazines.Don't do publicity stunts, that are too crazy.Only simple ones, that won't affect the entire world.


I'll finish this later.
 
I think we're all supposed to read and be in awe and then go out and try XxSlayerXX's methods and report back on how we're all famous and can't get the papparazzi off our asses 😀
 
I guess the discussion could be about how celebrities become famous, and stay famous.We talk about all the publicity stunts, the celebs do that are so bizarre.For example, the Janet Jackson Incident.
 
HA...poppityboob. lol sorry...I'm so immature. THAT WAS FIXED, definately. Wardrobe malfunction my panties.
 
Well I personally do not go anywhere without my personal entourage. My hairstylist, my publicist, my personal assistant, my personal ass kisser (Someone to constantly compliment me) and my body guard (Some people have it in for the Comma, oh BTW, you can refer to me as Comma).

Heres Comma's Top 3 Reasons to be a Famous Buffy-Boarder:

1. Always post in the trendy zone. Don't dare be caught in last season's forums.

2. Have a designer signature. Don't try to pass over the Route 66 Buffy & Angel banner for a exlusive Luis Vuitton Andrew Banner.

3. Post like your important. Often refer to yourself in 3rd person. And suck up to others, so they will compliment you back and then others will read your posts and be like "Damn, that member is cool."

Post it baby! (FYI, thats the new cool word for Reply, because Reply is so passe).


Ok, I had a little fun with this.
 
C
Cordelia
LMFAO!!!! Thanks for the laugh Comma.
Thanks for the info Comma. Cordelia likes!

You really are the master of BB coolness. If Cordelia wasn't already so cool herself, I'd suck up a little more, but Cordelia doesn't want to come off too eager.

Post it Baby!

killerdwarf said:
You're cruising (ahem) for a spanking, there, missy...😉

I thought it was "cruising for a bruising" but spanking works for me...ok its reallllly late...my mind is going down the toilet now!!!
 
Cordelia said:
Thanks for the info Comma. Cordelia likes!

Well, I figured you'd catch that! It's better than being spanked there, missy....

Cordelia said:
I thought it was "cruising for a bruising" but spanking works for me...ok its reallllly late...my mind is going down the toilet now!!!

Yup, you oughta go to bed now...hehhehheh...***and the conversation totally slides down the sewer***

edit: I thought you meant the comma placement, not Slayer, The...so can we call you Comma too? I like commas, they make sentences readable...oh, I've got the wrong comma again...damn...
 
killerdwarf said:
You're cruising (ahem) for a spanking, there, missy...😉

Oi you behave don't make me contact Mrs D and tell her of your behaviour :secret:

XxSlayerxX said:
I made this guide, which tells how to be a successful A-List celebrity.I will continue to update the page, at least ounce a week.

Please keep in mind that this site is not a free host for alternative web pages. If you want to have your own I suggest finding a free page.

This is a discussion forum not a gossip magazine.
 
I think that when I become famous and make millions of dollars, once I buy a house for me, Chasity and whoever else, I'm gunna come back and look at this thread and make sure I'm doing everything right.
 
Hero said:
I think that when I become famous and make millions of dollars, once I buy a house for me, Chasity and whoever else, I'm gunna come back and look at this thread and make sure I'm doing everything right.

Hey, could I be your crazed stalker? I can walk around all wide-eyed and mumble vague Bible references...or Martin Scorscese references, whichever is scarier. Maybe we can get a thread on "Being an A-list Celebrity Stalker"!! Yeah, that's the ticket!
 
I was already planning on letting you have your own wing at my mansion, but if you want to be some stalker that's fine too. I don't think I'd properly be a celebrity if I didn't have crazed people on my tail every 2 second. Watch out though, you may see some bad sides of me like my crack and whore addiction....
 
Who here in BB Boards, do you guys think is the most popular and famous user?What do you guys think of all the publicity stunts celebs do, to stay famous?Janet's stunt, was one of the biggest.She did it to stay on the media, because she wasn't that famous anymore.Jlo, Hilary, JT, Briteney, and the new YOUNG stars, were the new best thing.Janet had to pull off the biggest stunt, in order to come back to the newspapers.She had Justin with her, to add extra shock to the stunt.
 
Cordelia thinks there are better things to discuss than the tasteless and vulgar stunts these "so-called" celebrities pull in order to get attention. They wouldn't need to participate in such activities if they were just simply Fabulous 😀
 
Would you guys like to hear my celebrity stunt? Brace yourselves. It's probably one of the most intense things you've ever heard in your lives! One night I showered and slept with 3 other people...but...we were fully clothed!!!!!!!! :😛eople gasp:: I know...your opinion of me is so much better now. I'm probably gunna be on the cover of A.S.S. tomorrow...
 
XxSlayerxX said:
Who here in BB Boards, do you guys think is the most popular and famous user?What do you guys think of all the publicity stunts celebs do, to stay famous?Janet's stunt, was one of the biggest.She did it to stay on the media, because she wasn't that famous anymore.Jlo, Hilary, JT, Briteney, and the new YOUNG stars, were the new best thing.Janet had to pull off the biggest stunt, in order to come back to the newspapers.She had Justin with her, to add extra shock to the stunt.

:::Yawn:::bored now...The people you seem to want to idolize only reinforce my belief that Hollywood needs a good exterminator to get rid of all the cockroaches and publicity parasites that infest it.
 
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