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Are you lonely? Looking for that soul mate that you have yet to find? Well look no further, because Hostile_17 is her to help you find your perfect match. Through a simple questionaire, I, The Hostile one,Bob, will match you up with your perfect mate on the boards. Simply just cut and paste tese questions with your answers in the reply and I'll have your match in days and an options of other matches (depending if anyone participates)

The Questionaire

1)What is your ideal of the perfect mate?


2) In your free time would you rather
a) HAng out with friends
b)Sit at home writing fan fic
c)Drink loads of alcohol
d)Watch porn


3)What is your favorite type of music and why?


4)When you see a member of the opposite sex, what is the first thing you look at?


5)When angry, how do you blow off steam?
a) Yell at the mirror
b)cry
c)hit a wall or two
d) Go to your local country bar and ride the mechanical bull


6)What movie is most lielly to make you cry?
a)Bambi
b)American History X
c)Show Girls
d)Terms of Endearment


7)If you were a reality show contenstant, what do you think the first impression the roommates will get of you?


8)What statement do you stand by: "IF you got it flaunt it." or "If you got it, cover it up with as many jackets and pants as you can." or "I don't have it, but I'm going to flaunt it anyways." Explain why please.


9)Your idea of the perfect date?


10) What celebrity are you most like?


11)Who would you rather sleep with?
a)Don Knotts
b)Rupaul
c)The Queen of England
d)Screech from Saved By The Bell

12) What number am I thinking of?


And finally

13) What do you prefer?
a)Chains and whips?
b)Chocolate syrup and whip cream?
c)Loads of beer and porn?
d)The Bible and Zima?

Alright, just answer these questions and I'llhave the results soon enough.
 
I take it that this is purely hyperthetical and for fun only and is therefore more of a game so I am going to move it to the games forum. 😉

Afterall, Buffy-Boards is not a dating service and we would never condone this if it were for real.😉
 
LOL...this rocks, Hostile 17! I'm not looking, but I give total props to your quiz!

Oh, and for the record...I'd totally do Don Knotts. HOT OCTOGENARIAN ACTION!!! 😛
 
1)What is your ideal of the perfect mate?
As long as she loves me I don't care!

2) In your free time would you rather
b)Sit at home writing fan fic

3)What is your favorite type of music and why?
I like any kind of music. Classical to Rock. Hip-Hop to jazz.

4)When you see a member of the opposite sex, what is the first thing you look at?
Their eyes.

5)When angry, how do you blow off steam?
c) hit a wall or two ... ... ... (yes bleeding knuckles)


6)What movie is most lielly to make you cry?
b)American History X ... ... ... (first of this movie has a real message and it has Edward Norton)

7)If you were a reality show contenstant, what do you think the first impression the roommates will get of you?
Weirdo. Lame. Lazy. Dumb. ... ... hopefully mysterious, but I fear not.

8)What statement do you stand by: "IF you got it flaunt it." or "If you got it, cover it up with as many jackets and pants as you can." or "I don't have it, but I'm going to flaunt it anyways."
A little different: If you got it, be proud of it for yourself, but don't flaunt it, don't hide it either.

9)Your idea of the perfect date?
As long as it's a good partner, I don't mind. As

10) What celebrity are you most like?
I don't know any of them personally.

11)Who would you rather sleep with?
b)Rupaul


12) What number am I thinking of?
7

And finally

13) What do you prefer?
b)Chocolate syrup and whip cream?
 
oooooooooooooooo fun fun fun lol sorry i'm hyper that may be why i'm doing this thingy

1)What is your ideal of the perfect mate?
someone sweet with a hint of bad boy 😀 hehe

2) In your free time would you rather
a) HAng out with friends

3)What is your favorite type of music and why?
almost any kind but mostly country now 😀

4)When you see a member of the opposite sex, what is the first thing you look at?
their smile

5)When angry, how do you blow off steam?
c)hit a wall or two (I need a punching bag really, i break to many doors)

6)What movie is most lielly to make you cry?
a)Bambi

7)If you were a reality show contenstant, what do you think the first impression the roommates will get of you?
that i speak my mind, i dont care what people think nor say about me and i stand up for what i believe in

8)What statement do you stand by: "IF you got it flaunt it." or "If you got it, cover it up with as many jackets and pants as you can." or "I don't have it, but I'm going to flaunt it anyways." Explain why please.
if you got it flaunt it..... To a certin point, just dont go to Britney and Christina's point of flaunting...because why hide something you shouldn't be ashamed of yourself 😀 (if that made sense)

9)Your idea of the perfect date?
hmmmm doesn't matter but i really like the beach at nite time cause you can see the stars better and i'm like in love with stars 😀

10) What celebrity are you most like?
I wouldn't know........

11)Who would you rather sleep with?
d)Screech from Saved By The Bell

12) What number am I thinking of?
21

13) What do you prefer?
b)Chocolate syrup and whip cream

that was fun now i'm off to bounce on the bed 😀
 
1)What is your ideal of the perfect mate?
someone sweet with a sense of humor ,who can accept me as i am


2) In your free time would you rather
a) HAng out with friends



3)What is your favorite type of music and why?
anything,im into all kinds of music


4)When you see a member of the opposite sex, what is the first thing you look at?their eyes and smile


5)When angry, how do you blow off steam?
c)hit a wall or two ( my parents go mad..hehe)



6)What movie is most lielly to make you cry?
a)Bambi

7)If you were a reality show contenstant, what do you think the first impression the roommates will get of you?crazy , tough on the outside,soft on the inside

8)What statement do you stand by: "IF you got it flaunt it." or "If you got it, cover it up with as many jackets and pants as you can." or "I don't have it, but I'm going to flaunt it anyways." Explain why please.
if you've got it flaunt it....if you have a great body then wear clothes that flatter you,you might as well make the most of looking good..as long as you dont end up looking slutty


9)Your idea of the perfect date?maybe a movie or a walk along the beach then we could watch the sunset


10) What celebrity are you most like?dont know


11)Who would you rather sleep with?
NONE!

12) What number am I thinking of?
100


And finally

13) What do you prefer?
b)Chocolate syrup and whip cream?

LOL!😀
 
1)What is your ideal of the perfect mate?
Someone who cares and loves me, has some of the same interest and is incredibly romantic.

2) In your free time would you rather
b)Sit at home writing fan fic

3)What is your favorite type of music and why?
Pop and rock, because they sound good.

4)When you see a member of the opposite sex, what is the first thing you look at?
Their face

5)When angry, how do you blow off steam?
c)hit a wall or two

6)What movie is most lielly to make you cry?
d)Terms of Endearment

7)If you were a reality show contenstant, what do you think the first impression the roommates will get of you?
Shy

8)What statement do you stand by: "IF you got it flaunt it." or "If you got it, cover it up with as many jackets and pants as you can." or "I don't have it, but I'm going to flaunt it anyways." Explain why please.
If you got it, cover it up with as many jackets and pants as you can, because I'm not the overly sexy type.

9)Your idea of the perfect date?
A picnic on a hill/beach and a movie.

10) What celebrity are you most like?
Christian Ricci

11)Who would you rather sleep with?
d)Screech from Saved By The Bell

12) What number am I thinking of?
16

And finally

13) What do you prefer?
b)Chocolate syrup and whip cream?
 
1)What is your ideal of the perfect mate?
Someone I can hang out and talk with and is fun.

2) In your free time would you rather
a) Hang out with friends

3)What is your favorite type of music and why?
I love different types of rock music. It has such a good rhythym 🙂.

4)When you see a member of the opposite sex, what is the first thing you look at?
Their hair/face, lol.

5)When angry, how do you blow off steam?
b)cry

6)What movie is most likely to make you cry?
a)Bambi

7)If you were a reality show contenstant, what do you think the first impression the roommates will get of you?
They might think that I'm shy, but really talkative once they start a conversation with me.

8)What statement do you stand by:
"I don't have it, but I'm going to flaunt it anyways." I honestly don't know why.


9)Your idea of the perfect date?
Nothing too romantic. Just lots of fun-having.

10) What celebrity are you most like?
Sandra Bullock...? Lol.

11)Who would you rather sleep with?
d)Screech from Saved By The Bell (<--- I don't know any of the choices 'cept for the Queeen, but that's a no-no, so I'll just choose blindly)

12) What number am I thinking of?
Seven.

13) What do you prefer?
b)Chocolate syrup and whip cream
 
Oh this seems like megga fun!

1)What is your ideal of the perfect mate?
Someone who I can talk to when i need them

2) In your free time would you rather
b)Sit at home writing fan fic

3)What is your favorite type of music and why?
IO like most music

4)When you see a member of the opposite sex, what is the first thing you look at?
There eyes

5)When angry, how do you blow off steam?
c)hit a wall or two

6)What movie is most lielly to make you cry?
a)Bambi

7)If you were a reality show contenstant, what do you think the first impression the roommates will get of you?
Strange

8)What statement do you stand by: "I don't have it, but I'm going to flaunt it anyways." Explain why please. Because I dont care what people think of me.


9)Your idea of the perfect date?
at the movies

10) What celebrity are you most like?
Michelle Tretchenberg

11)Who would you rather sleep with?
Donno any of them

12) What number am I thinking of?
162

And finally

13) What do you prefer?
b)Chocolate syrup and whip cream?
 
1)What is your ideal of the perfect mate? angel


2) In your free time would you rather
a) HAng out with friends

3)What is your favorite type of music and why?
rock,jazz,funk,classical...i have no fav i like what catches my attention and emotion...music helps me escape!


4)When you see a member of the opposite sex, what is the first thing you look at? face, eyes, hair colour, lips, dimples etc


5)When angry, how do you blow off steam?
c)hit a wall or two


6)What movie is most lielly to make you cry?
a)Bambi


7)If you were a reality show contenstant, what do you think the first impression the roommates will get of you? OMG!


8)What statement do you stand by:
"I don't have it, but I'm going to flaunt it anyways." Explain why please. cause its funny


9)Your idea of the perfect date? paris with good food and wine


10) What celebrity are you most like? catherine zj and eliza


11)Who would you rather sleep with?
me

12) What number am I thinking of?
4


And finally

13) What do you prefer?
a)Chains and whips?


good luck
 
1)What is your ideal of the perfect mate?
Tall, dark hair, muscles.....and now that the shallow stuff is out the way....he needs to be able to make me laugh.

2) In your free time would you rather
a) Hang out with friends.

3)What is your favorite type of music and why?
I don't really have one....I listen to anything.

4)When you see a member of the opposite sex, what is the first thing you look at?
Face and hair colour. If I see their back first i check out their bum 😉

5)When angry, how do you blow off steam?
a) Yell at the mirror...(I don't really yell at mirrors but its the closest to the real thing)

6)What movie is most likelly to make you cry?
a)Bambi

7)If you were a reality show contenstant, what do you think the first impression the roommates will get of you?
Quite and a little shy, unless I don't like them straight off...in that case I'm sarcastic from the start.

8)What statement do you stand by: "I don't have it, but I'm going to flaunt it anyways." Explain why please. The rather embarrassing truth is that I don't have big boobs but I flaunt them anyway...lol...

9)Your idea of the perfect date?
Cinema, followed by dinner.

10) What celebrity are you most like?
Urm.....Jennifer garner....?

11)Who would you rather sleep with?
b)Rupaul

12) What number am I thinking of?
2

And finally

13) What do you prefer?
b)Chocolate syrup and whip cream?
 
1)What is your ideal of the perfect mate?
He has to be David Boreanaz😛

2) In your free time would you rather
b)Sit at home writing fan fic



3)What is your favorite type of music and why?
any type of music

4)When you see a member of the opposite sex, what is the first thing you look at?
their face and hair

5)When angry, how do you blow off steam?
c)hit a wall or two



6)What movie is most lielly to make you cry?
a)Bambi


7)If you were a reality show contenstant, what do you think the first impression the roommates will get of you?
strange,freak


8)What statement do you stand by: "IF you got it flaunt it."--Cuz I don't see the reason to hide it...

9)Your idea of the perfect date?
hmm,well,all I need is David,..if I'm with him I don't care if we go to the cinema or to the beach,...for me is all the same,all I want is him to be my date😛

10) What celebrity are you most like?
hmm,I don't know..

11)Who would you rather sleep with?
d)Screech from Saved By The Bell

12) What number am I thinking of?
17


13) What do you prefer?
b)Chocolate syrup and whip cream?
 
My oh my...lol...this is funny...I'll go along with the game...

1. An honest guy that likes it rough
2. C
3. Rock...I like it hard, loud, and dark
4. Hair/Eyes
5. C
6. D
7. F-R-E-A-K S-H-O-W!
8. Hell...if ya got it, flaunt it! It's good advertising...
9. Oh...dinner...drinks...some hot SMASHED action...::drool::
10. Sorry...I don't have a clue...
11. D
12. 17...and I think it's hostile! 😛
13. A.
 
1)What is your ideal of the perfect mate?
Someone who can make me love myself, who I forget about being self consious or awkward around, someone who makes me comfortable and able to be myself.


2) In your free time would you rather
a) HAng out with friends


3)What is your favorite type of music and why?
Classic Rock or Alternative (nice and specific, eh?)
Because it can be loud, soft, or almost anything else, there's something for every emotion and state of mind.

4)When you see a member of the opposite sex, what is the first thing you look at?
Face / Hands / Shoulders

5)When angry, how do you blow off steam?
a) Yell at the mirror
b)cry
(can I choose two?)

6)What movie is most lielly to make you cry?
a)Bambi


7)If you were a reality show contenstant, what do you think the first impression the roommates will get of you?
Odd, kind of a loner, not really into stupid fun (ie; drinking, dumb stunts, etc.)

8)What statement do you stand by: "IF you got it flaunt it." or "If you got it, cover it up with as many jackets and pants as you can." or "I don't have it, but I'm going to flaunt it anyways." Explain why please.

I don't like any of these because they all cater to a specific type of person. I prefer a life philosophy that can be applied to anyone.

9)Your idea of the perfect date?
Where I feel comfortable, am able to be myself and forget that it's a "date."

10) What celebrity are you most like?
Janene Garofalo?
I have no real idea.

11)Who would you rather sleep with?
d)Screech from Saved By The Bell
I saw him on some tv show, he's really buffed up over the years.

12) What number am I thinking of?
2

And finally

13) What do you prefer?
b)Chocolate syrup and whip cream?
 
Oh... sounds like fun! I'll join in...

The Questionaire

1)What is your ideal of the perfect mate?

He has to be able to make me laugh and love me for who i am... oh... and before i forget he has to be HOT!!!


2) In your free time would you rather

a) Hang out with friends whilst drinking loads of alcohol!


3)What is your favorite type of music and why?

I like the Hard Rocking!!! Don't think i need to give a reason!


4)When you see a member of the opposite sex, what is the first thing you look at?

Their eyes... if i sink into the depths of their soul then they are the one for me!


5)When angry, how do you blow off steam?

b)cry


6)What movie is most likely to make you cry?

b)American History X


7)If you were a reality show contestant, what do you think the first impression the roommates will get of you?

erm... who's this crackpot?


8)What statement do you stand by: "If you got it flaunt it." or "If you got it, cover it up with as many jackets and pants as you can." or "I don't have it, but I'm going to flaunt it anyways." Explain why please.

"If you've got it flaunt it" They will anyway! I've not got it and i know it so i don't flaunt anything!


9)Your idea of the perfect date?

A homemade romantic meal for two followed by some smoochies on the couch whilst watching a movie.


10) What celebrity are you most like?

I really don't know! Some people used to say that i reminded them of Daria cos of my sarcasm! ::dk::


11)Who would you rather sleep with?

d)Screech from Saved By The Bell (Dunno who the first 2 are and The Queen's got no chance!)

12) What number am I thinking of?

erm...... *looks into her crystal ball* .... 7?


And finally

13) What do you prefer?

b)Chocolate syrup and whip cream? (Although the chains and whips sound ok too. Maybe tomorrow!)



Alright... GO! Match me up!
 
Ok, here goes.......

The Questionaire

1)What is your ideal of the perfect mate?
Someone who makes me laugh until I cry and my stomach hurts.

2) In your free time would you rather
a) HAng out with friends

3)What is your favorite type of music and why?
I love lots of different types of music, it all depends on my mood as to what is my favourite at the time. Pop when having a night out, Rock when I want to jump around and clean the house, slow ballad stuff when its full moon time. Current (and I guess always) favourite CD is Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

4)When you see a member of the opposite sex, what is the first thing you look at?
Their hair.

5)When angry, how do you blow off steam?
b)cry

6)What movie is most lielly to make you cry?
a)Bambi

7)If you were a reality show contenstant, what do you think the first impression the roommates will get of you?
They would think i was a bit ditzy.

8)What statement do you stand by: "IF you got it flaunt it." Explain why please. Cause if you do got it why cover it up.......ok, that sounds silly but its all i could think of.

9)Your idea of the perfect date?
Picnic on the beach with candles and wine.

10) What celebrity are you most like?
No idea! A couple of people have said i remind them of Geena Davis.....and once someone said I reminded them of Drew Barrymore (I wish!)

11)Who would you rather sleep with?
d)Screech from Saved By The Bell
This question is evil.............btw, who is Don Knotts??

12) What number am I thinking of?
11

And finally

13) What do you prefer?
a)Chocolate syrup and whip cream

Ok, match me up Hostile17!
 
*Sigh, no one knows who the immortall Don Knotts is, he's the guy on the far left of my banner. Anyways, I almost forgot all about this thread, I'll have the results up in a few days.
 
1)What is your ideal of the perfect mate?
David Boreanaz

2) In your free time would you rather
b)Sit at home writing fan fic

3)What is your favorite type of music and why?
Rock and metal--> coz it soothes my soul


4)When you see a member of the opposite sex, what is the first thing you look at?
Face and hair


5)When angry, how do you blow off steam?
c)hit a wall or two

6)What movie is most lielly to make you cry?
I don't cry.EVER


7)If you were a reality show contenstant, what do you think the first impression the roommates will get of you?
Weird and sarcastic


8)What statement do you stand by: "IF you got it flaunt it." I'm not going to change myself just that ppl would like me


9)Your idea of the perfect date?I'll know it after having a date with DB


10) What celebrity are you most like? Can't think of any.I'm too unicque🙂


11)Who would you rather sleep with?
d)Screech from Saved By The Bell

12) What number am I thinking of?
8

And finally

13) What do you prefer?

b)Chocolate syrup and whip cream?just not chocolate please..
 
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