The Lop-Sided Ass?

How lop-sided was her tush?

  • 1: Lop-sided? Ah, that explains why she walked funny

    Votes: 2 20.0%
  • 2: At first it was, but Buffy beat it into shape

    Votes: 4 40.0%
  • 3: It was bad, but she deflected attention well, with her rotten fashion sense

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 4: Her ass was lop-sided? Sorry, I couldn't see past that horrible hair-do

    Votes: 3 30.0%
  • 5: OMFG! Plastic surgeon, anyone??

    Votes: 1 10.0%

  • Total voters
    10
Spike seemed to think so and he was very close to her at the time. Also notice how Glory looked down to see if it was true. A person who doesn't have a lop sided ass wouldn't even have to check. They would know their ass isn't lop sided. I think even Glory knew that Spike was right. That's why she got mad and kicked him. HellGods can be so petty sometimes LOL
 
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Hero
givin u back the karma it took away
What you mean like...

SPIKE: Yeah, okay, sorry, but I just had no idea that gods were such prancing lightweights. (Glory scoffs in disbelief) Mark my words, the Slayer ... is going to kick your skanky, lopsided ass (Glory checks out her ass in dismay) back to whatever place would take a (sizing her up) cheap, whorish, fashion victim ex-god like you.

Spike was wrong you know? After Buffy, Glory and Faith changed their names, moved to another town, and became Cheerleaders. Seriously, I saw it in a movie. Glory's butt was just fine.

Hey who'd win in a fight between Glory and the original Illyria?
 
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Hero
givin u back the karma that rockhead took away
Illyria definetly. She had power to travel between dimensions. Glory couldn't do that without the pesky key. And Illyria also could have slowed her down and then kicked her lopsided ass.
 
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Edmund Blackadder
But remember Glory could travel at the speed of light thus her Butt wouldnt have got in the way!!!
How could anybody beat Illyria with that time trick of hers?

As for Glorys lop-sided ass.. Well, she could use the oversized cheek as a weapon. ya know, swing it around, that left ass cheek was quite big... Definitely a dangerous weapon!
 
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