The love of your life has become a zombie...

Anyanka Bunny Slayer

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Yes, sometimes relationships hit those pesky speed bumps. The question is, can you overlook the fact that your beloved eats brains and smells bad? (Oh, yeah; they're also dead) Is your love strong enough to leap this hurdle?
 
What joke? 😛

It might be kinder to just put them out of their misery because they're not really your beloved. Failing that, a ton of deodorant for the smell followed by air freshener.
 
Depends...

If they're a zombie like Walking Dead zombie, I would just blow their brains up.

If they're a zombie like in Warm Bodies, I would keep them around 😛
 
What, you mean my ex might not have be a zombie?
She had more than a pound (weight) of flesh from me. And she definitely became quite cold when I was about.
 
Depends...

If they're a zombie like Walking Dead zombie, I would just blow their brains up.

If they're a zombie like in Warm Bodies, I would keep them around 😛

This.

Watching IZombie at the moment and if he looked like Bradley James, I'd happily stock my fridge full of brains.
 
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