The Men Who Hired Goats

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It seemed like an environmentally good idea at the time: Set 75 rented goats loose on 9.1 acres of city park to chomp and chew invasive plants such as Armenian blackberry and English ivy that were choking native flora out of Minto-Brown Island Park.

So the city, responding to community interest, launched a pilot project last October, contracting with Yoder Goat Rentals out of Molalla to remove the invasive species. But in a report submitted this week to the Salem City Council, the public works department revealed that the six-week project cost the city almost five times what it would normally have spent had it removed the vegetation using more conventional, and less odoriferous, methods.

According to the report presented Monday, the total cost to the city for using the nannies and billies, which were "universally welcomed by park users as a pleasant pastoral addition to the scenery," was $20,719. Ruminate on that, if you will.

This amount included paying the contractor a $11,375 flat rate for the goat rental, $2,560 for goat monitoring and $540 to remove weeds in order to erect temporary fencing to contain the goats.

The city had to clear a perimeter path, rent a portable bathroom for the contractor, who remained on site, and bring in potable water, which cost $4,203. It also paid $2,041 for an inmate crew to remove blackberry canes after the goats ate all the leaves but left the bramble.

The city also had to deal with what the goats left behind, which was a "heavily fertilized area," said Mark Becktel, public works operations manager for the city of Salem. "If you know what I mean."

Had the city alternatively used a city parks maintenance operator for 32 hours, it could have achieved nearly the same results for $3,370. Since the park area is relatively flat, it can be mowed using a Bobcat unit with a mowing attachment. The site would still require a small inmate crew to clear vegetation from around trees and from tight corners.


Another option would have been for the city to employ more inmate crews to clear the entire northeast corner of the park of blackberries using gas-powered weed eaters. This method would have cost the city $4,245.

In addition to being more expensive and a tad pungent, the goats also caused a few problems. While the targeted grazing was successful with the goats removing ivy from the trees and ground and leaves from blackberry canes, they were not selective about what they ate.

The report indicates the goats devoured native plants along with invasive species, and they were drawn to the bark of certain trees including maples and hazelnut trees, which they ate and damaged. Becktel said the native plants were "nibbled to the ground, but are expected to grow back in season."

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Source: ASHLEY SMITH / STATESMAN JOURNAL
 
So the only way it could've been more expensive and inefficient was if the goats had somehow formed a union and striked occassionally?

Nice going city governments. Good to know that they're consistantly wasteful with taxpayer money wherever they are in the world. 😉
 
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