ILLYRIAN
Druish Pervonian Wizard
THE MIRROR REFLECTED WRONG
The mirror see's, it reflects all that it see's,
From all over the world, the mirror reflects,
All around the world, all through the world,
Once, just once, the mirror saw into hell,
It reflected what it wanted, for all to see,
She, the leader of good, and her watcher
Changed.
As the demons moved forward Illyria created a portal. Angel and Spike stood behind the portal taunting the demons, who charged at them. By the time the demons realised what was wrong it was too late, as the other side of the portal was on the edge of a cliff over a sea of lava.
The noise in the alley subsided, looking around Spike saw the boxes that Gunn was now slouched against and Spike knew that Gunn was dead, he turned to face Angel.
"Ever noticed that when one of these humans drops of the perch they're usually in a heap, they make the place look untidy, but when we die we leave a neat pile of dust," said Spike.
"I feel different," said Angel, looking to the sky.
"Yeah me to, I thought of Buffy, but I saw her as part of the evil."
"He is with us now ?" asked Illyria.
"He is with us," said Angel.
"Now is the time to draw the line, to get our forces together."
"I think your right Illyria."
"Who is there on this side Angel ?" asked Spike.
"The three of us, and Cordy."
"Wasn't Cordy dead ?"
"Nah, W. R. & H. fed me a lie, Cordy has been out there all this time."
"Is Willow with us ?" asked Spike.
"Good Willow, yes she is, or maybe we are with her," said Angel, "we'll see her soon."
"It was Kennedy who saw Buffy first, Vi kept her opinions to herself. When Willow activated the scythe she saw that Tara had been sent to help and direct her, Tara is the Goddess Te'ara, she is who we called the powers that be," said Angel.
"Willow had made friends with a witch that lives near Torbryan in Devon UK, she guides us, and Cordy has some-one who is a researcher."
"Angel, you and my old friend Wesleytried to bring Buffy to be with us, but what you didn't realise is that you couldn't free Buffy from the evil, as Buffy is the queen of all evil," said Illyria.
"That battle against the First, you mean it was one evil power against another ?" asked Angel.
"Glory was evil though, wasn't she ?" asked Spike.
"Yes," said Angel.
"So what are we, who are we ?" asked Spike.
"Do you want to know who brought you on to this side ?" asked Illyria.
"The Goddess Te'ara and me, I wanted the amulet to be sent to you."
"You sent me the amulet Angel ?, so who is running this show ?"
"Gregor is doing the running around Spike, but I'm sure there is some-one else," said Angel.
"Has there ever been any-one else ?" asked Spike.
"An old friend of mine, she once got the better of several demons, she turned them into blocks of stone, she blessed a sword that made a demon turn to stone, that was the demon Acathla," said Angel.
"Hmm, what about now, where can we go ?" asked Spike.
"Good question, where can we go Angel ?" asked Illyria.
"That hotel is near here, we'll go there tonight," said Angel.
At the Hyperion Hotel Angel, Illyria and Spike sat on the stairs, waiting for time to heal the wound to their pride.
"What ever happened to Dana, and what about Dawn ?" asked Spike.
"They are as one now, they'll be with us soon, at Cordelia's," said Angel.
"What does Cordy think of me ?, 'cos if it's the same as before we could have some fun, tell Dawn to say she's here to get me, then when Cordy has been well and truly sucked in, I'll be my usual likeable self and gently burst the bubble, with a Mack truck and two sledgehammers."
"Has any-one ever told you Spike, you've got a nasty sense of humour," said Angel.
"Yeh, good innit."
"You do realise that Cordy will want to get her own back ," said Angel.
"Wouldn't be any fun if she didn't."
"I'll give Cordy a call, tell her we'll see her tomorrow." said Angel.
"One of the things that Drac did would help right now, I don't like the idea of being a bat but an owl would be good," said Spike.
"That does sound good, tell you what, why don't we get done up like batmen types," suggested Angel.
"Could be worth a laugh, I'm not waering 'Y' fronts on the outside though," replied Spike.
"Oh how about a cape and a mask, I know I'll give that David Nabit a call, he likes that stuff."
After a quick chat on the phone, Angel told Spike that David was having a party that night and they were invited.
"Have you got any money Spike ?" asked Angel.
"A bit, why."
"Illyria reckons this place is a bit rough, if she got some clothes we could go somewhere else," said Angel.
"Hey Illyria, we're going to go and get some clothes for you, as long as there not blue clothes," said Spike.
"Like I'm going to get blue clothes, I had enough of Wesley calling me an overgrown smurf, I don't want you two doing the same," said Illyria.
"But he only said that after a bottle of Scotch," said Spike.
Illyria was given a crash course in how to behave properly, Angel and Spike were very specific about the behaviour in the clothes part of the hypermarket.
When they got to the hypermarket Angel and Spike left Illyria to choose her clothes. Illyria soon found a pair of brown jeans but was having a problem finding a top that wasn't blue, she wanted to get help from Angel. To her dismay she saw Angel and Spike with a trolley running along an isle shouting wwweeeeeeeeeee.
When Illyria finally managed to collared them so that the clothes could be paid for, she had to endure their comments about her choice of clothes. Eventually they headed to David's party.
"Hi Angel, welcome," said David, "who are your friends."
"This is Illyria and Spike, guys meet David,"
"Illyria, hmmm, nice name," said David.
"Are you doing anything tomorrow evening David, we are going to go to see Cordelia, I thought you might like to come with us," said Angel.
"Angel and I are going to get done up as masked avengers and surprise her," said Spike.
"You didn't tell me that," said Illyria.
"Getting dressed up as a superhero, sorry but we could not imagine you liking the idea," said Angel.
"If I'm going to live on this planet I might as well behave like the humans," said Illyria.
"Er, Angel, what did she mean, calling us humans ?"
"What are you asking him for, since when have vampires been called humans ?" asked Illyria.
"I did mean to mention about that," said Angel.
"That isn't right, vampires are meant to be horrible, yet Angel has shown me friendship many times," said David.
"That's an old story, vampires were always a respected member of the community, bit like a witch doctor except that we could bring a person back from the dead. But a demon started a bad rumour against a vampire once but the rumour never stopped. Now even we think that we are evil," said Spike.
"So your all vampires, wow !, I mean that's great," said David.
"Our friend Illyria isn't a vampire, she is the Goddess Illyria," said Spike.
"Can I be your friend please ?" asked David, "tell you what, I mean if it's okay with you, stay here tonight. We can get some outfits for tomorrow night, do you vampires need some soil to sleep on, or do you become bats."
"We were talking about being owls earlier, don't like bats much," said Angel.
"You'll need to ask Willow and Tara about that," said Illyria,"why do you want to be able to be birds, to do the jokes ?"
"What jokes ?" asked Spike.
"Two birds on a window sill, one bird said to the other, type joke," said Illyria.
"How would Willow be able to help us, how do you know about Willow, you've never met her," said Angel.
"I haven't, but I have a memory of when Fred did, only Fred didn't realise that Willow is a Goddess," said Illyria.
"Our little Willow is a, she's a, bugger !"
"Which Goddess is she ?" asked Angel.
"She is The Goddess, all life is from her, she is Hera."
"Sorry about Spike, he's a bit stunned about Willow," said Angel.
"This will really get him then, one of the Goddess Hera's son's is near her, you both know him as Xander," said Illyria.
"Say something Spike," said Angel.
"Hhhhra, eirahhh, hhhrrru"
"What was that Spike ?" asked Angel.
"I think he tried to say Hera," said Illyria.
"Did sound good though," said David, grinning.
"When he talks to Cordy tomorrow that should be said to him," said Angel.
"So Illyria, if you don't mind telling me, where do you come from ?" asked David.
"It is said that I'm from a hell dimension, that I'm a hell-god but I'm not, my friend the God Baaliitus and I had to fight against another who was a hell-God, we sent her here, we thought it was hell," said Illyria.
"Who did you send here ?" asked Spike.
"Temporary loss of speech, that's a shame," said Angel.
"We sent Glorificus, Spike. I came here to finish her but I could not find her," said Illyria.
"She is dead !. I was there when she was killed."
All through that evening and for most of the next day David, Angel, Illyria and Spike chatted with each other. At seven the following evening David burst into Cordelia's tenement building.
"I've come to rescue the fair maiden Cordelia," said David.
"DAVID ? David ! it's been so long, how are you, how, how did you know I was here ?" asked Cordelia.
"When I tortured that vampire Spike he said where you lived."
"Dun du-dun dun duunnnnnn !!, *near fot meet swaiden re'll wescue frou yom clis hutches*
"What ! Angel, ANGEL !!"
Illyria and Spike jumped into the room, Spike was about to call out when Illyria whispered to him, "Willow is Hera"
"Hhhhra, eirahhh, hhhrrru"
For some reason or other Spike was the only one not rolling on the floor laughing.
*fear not sweet maiden we'll rescue you from his clutches*
THE END
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The mirror see's, it reflects all that it see's,
From all over the world, the mirror reflects,
All around the world, all through the world,
Once, just once, the mirror saw into hell,
It reflected what it wanted, for all to see,
She, the leader of good, and her watcher
Changed.
As the demons moved forward Illyria created a portal. Angel and Spike stood behind the portal taunting the demons, who charged at them. By the time the demons realised what was wrong it was too late, as the other side of the portal was on the edge of a cliff over a sea of lava.
The noise in the alley subsided, looking around Spike saw the boxes that Gunn was now slouched against and Spike knew that Gunn was dead, he turned to face Angel.
"Ever noticed that when one of these humans drops of the perch they're usually in a heap, they make the place look untidy, but when we die we leave a neat pile of dust," said Spike.
"I feel different," said Angel, looking to the sky.
"Yeah me to, I thought of Buffy, but I saw her as part of the evil."
"He is with us now ?" asked Illyria.
"He is with us," said Angel.
"Now is the time to draw the line, to get our forces together."
"I think your right Illyria."
"Who is there on this side Angel ?" asked Spike.
"The three of us, and Cordy."
"Wasn't Cordy dead ?"
"Nah, W. R. & H. fed me a lie, Cordy has been out there all this time."
"Is Willow with us ?" asked Spike.
"Good Willow, yes she is, or maybe we are with her," said Angel, "we'll see her soon."
"It was Kennedy who saw Buffy first, Vi kept her opinions to herself. When Willow activated the scythe she saw that Tara had been sent to help and direct her, Tara is the Goddess Te'ara, she is who we called the powers that be," said Angel.
"Willow had made friends with a witch that lives near Torbryan in Devon UK, she guides us, and Cordy has some-one who is a researcher."
"Angel, you and my old friend Wesleytried to bring Buffy to be with us, but what you didn't realise is that you couldn't free Buffy from the evil, as Buffy is the queen of all evil," said Illyria.
"That battle against the First, you mean it was one evil power against another ?" asked Angel.
"Glory was evil though, wasn't she ?" asked Spike.
"Yes," said Angel.
"So what are we, who are we ?" asked Spike.
"Do you want to know who brought you on to this side ?" asked Illyria.
"The Goddess Te'ara and me, I wanted the amulet to be sent to you."
"You sent me the amulet Angel ?, so who is running this show ?"
"Gregor is doing the running around Spike, but I'm sure there is some-one else," said Angel.
"Has there ever been any-one else ?" asked Spike.
"An old friend of mine, she once got the better of several demons, she turned them into blocks of stone, she blessed a sword that made a demon turn to stone, that was the demon Acathla," said Angel.
"Hmm, what about now, where can we go ?" asked Spike.
"Good question, where can we go Angel ?" asked Illyria.
"That hotel is near here, we'll go there tonight," said Angel.
At the Hyperion Hotel Angel, Illyria and Spike sat on the stairs, waiting for time to heal the wound to their pride.
"What ever happened to Dana, and what about Dawn ?" asked Spike.
"They are as one now, they'll be with us soon, at Cordelia's," said Angel.
"What does Cordy think of me ?, 'cos if it's the same as before we could have some fun, tell Dawn to say she's here to get me, then when Cordy has been well and truly sucked in, I'll be my usual likeable self and gently burst the bubble, with a Mack truck and two sledgehammers."
"Has any-one ever told you Spike, you've got a nasty sense of humour," said Angel.
"Yeh, good innit."
"You do realise that Cordy will want to get her own back ," said Angel.
"Wouldn't be any fun if she didn't."
"I'll give Cordy a call, tell her we'll see her tomorrow." said Angel.
"One of the things that Drac did would help right now, I don't like the idea of being a bat but an owl would be good," said Spike.
"That does sound good, tell you what, why don't we get done up like batmen types," suggested Angel.
"Could be worth a laugh, I'm not waering 'Y' fronts on the outside though," replied Spike.
"Oh how about a cape and a mask, I know I'll give that David Nabit a call, he likes that stuff."
After a quick chat on the phone, Angel told Spike that David was having a party that night and they were invited.
"Have you got any money Spike ?" asked Angel.
"A bit, why."
"Illyria reckons this place is a bit rough, if she got some clothes we could go somewhere else," said Angel.
"Hey Illyria, we're going to go and get some clothes for you, as long as there not blue clothes," said Spike.
"Like I'm going to get blue clothes, I had enough of Wesley calling me an overgrown smurf, I don't want you two doing the same," said Illyria.
"But he only said that after a bottle of Scotch," said Spike.
Illyria was given a crash course in how to behave properly, Angel and Spike were very specific about the behaviour in the clothes part of the hypermarket.
When they got to the hypermarket Angel and Spike left Illyria to choose her clothes. Illyria soon found a pair of brown jeans but was having a problem finding a top that wasn't blue, she wanted to get help from Angel. To her dismay she saw Angel and Spike with a trolley running along an isle shouting wwweeeeeeeeeee.
When Illyria finally managed to collared them so that the clothes could be paid for, she had to endure their comments about her choice of clothes. Eventually they headed to David's party.
"Hi Angel, welcome," said David, "who are your friends."
"This is Illyria and Spike, guys meet David,"
"Illyria, hmmm, nice name," said David.
"Are you doing anything tomorrow evening David, we are going to go to see Cordelia, I thought you might like to come with us," said Angel.
"Angel and I are going to get done up as masked avengers and surprise her," said Spike.
"You didn't tell me that," said Illyria.
"Getting dressed up as a superhero, sorry but we could not imagine you liking the idea," said Angel.
"If I'm going to live on this planet I might as well behave like the humans," said Illyria.
"Er, Angel, what did she mean, calling us humans ?"
"What are you asking him for, since when have vampires been called humans ?" asked Illyria.
"I did mean to mention about that," said Angel.
"That isn't right, vampires are meant to be horrible, yet Angel has shown me friendship many times," said David.
"That's an old story, vampires were always a respected member of the community, bit like a witch doctor except that we could bring a person back from the dead. But a demon started a bad rumour against a vampire once but the rumour never stopped. Now even we think that we are evil," said Spike.
"So your all vampires, wow !, I mean that's great," said David.
"Our friend Illyria isn't a vampire, she is the Goddess Illyria," said Spike.
"Can I be your friend please ?" asked David, "tell you what, I mean if it's okay with you, stay here tonight. We can get some outfits for tomorrow night, do you vampires need some soil to sleep on, or do you become bats."
"We were talking about being owls earlier, don't like bats much," said Angel.
"You'll need to ask Willow and Tara about that," said Illyria,"why do you want to be able to be birds, to do the jokes ?"
"What jokes ?" asked Spike.
"Two birds on a window sill, one bird said to the other, type joke," said Illyria.
"How would Willow be able to help us, how do you know about Willow, you've never met her," said Angel.
"I haven't, but I have a memory of when Fred did, only Fred didn't realise that Willow is a Goddess," said Illyria.
"Our little Willow is a, she's a, bugger !"
"Which Goddess is she ?" asked Angel.
"She is The Goddess, all life is from her, she is Hera."
"Sorry about Spike, he's a bit stunned about Willow," said Angel.
"This will really get him then, one of the Goddess Hera's son's is near her, you both know him as Xander," said Illyria.
"Say something Spike," said Angel.
"Hhhhra, eirahhh, hhhrrru"
"What was that Spike ?" asked Angel.
"I think he tried to say Hera," said Illyria.
"Did sound good though," said David, grinning.
"When he talks to Cordy tomorrow that should be said to him," said Angel.
"So Illyria, if you don't mind telling me, where do you come from ?" asked David.
"It is said that I'm from a hell dimension, that I'm a hell-god but I'm not, my friend the God Baaliitus and I had to fight against another who was a hell-God, we sent her here, we thought it was hell," said Illyria.
"Who did you send here ?" asked Spike.
"Temporary loss of speech, that's a shame," said Angel.
"We sent Glorificus, Spike. I came here to finish her but I could not find her," said Illyria.
"She is dead !. I was there when she was killed."
All through that evening and for most of the next day David, Angel, Illyria and Spike chatted with each other. At seven the following evening David burst into Cordelia's tenement building.
"I've come to rescue the fair maiden Cordelia," said David.
"DAVID ? David ! it's been so long, how are you, how, how did you know I was here ?" asked Cordelia.
"When I tortured that vampire Spike he said where you lived."
"Dun du-dun dun duunnnnnn !!, *near fot meet swaiden re'll wescue frou yom clis hutches*
"What ! Angel, ANGEL !!"
Illyria and Spike jumped into the room, Spike was about to call out when Illyria whispered to him, "Willow is Hera"
"Hhhhra, eirahhh, hhhrrru"
For some reason or other Spike was the only one not rolling on the floor laughing.
*fear not sweet maiden we'll rescue you from his clutches*
THE END
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