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check this...

the mission is a pact to accomplish a certain harmless act before a certain date or time....

the purpose of this mission is to help make the boy nerds who watch buffy into man-nerds who like buffy...

the mission......go to a mall...and ask out a girl for coffee at a starbucks or something(even if you don't drink coffee)...without any support in the form of friends...the girl must be of beauty...remember...beauty is subjective...so if she's hot to you...go for it...but if she isn't attractive TO YOU....hold position...

regardless of the mission failing or not...you will report back to this thread with your tale with extensive male(important facts) styled descriptions...and...optional proof in the form of a picture holding up a newspaper or date...

the mission will be accomplished by friday night...report back after that...


we're not asking for long term relationships(khaych)...just ask a girl out for coffee and let the evening flow...

even if you got no problems with talking to unknown girls...enter this pact to give some experience to the ones who don't got none...male buffs usually got no game so help the average buff fan out...

i will be the first...to enter my name into the pact..once entered the missionary must complete objective...no lying or fiction...

think of the mission in this way...if you get shot down...you'll have a support group to come back to that you didn't have before this thread...plus anyman who gets shot down...is more courageous than any man who doesn't even try...

Are You In??
 
Hahaha

Hey, I'm wounded... 😀

Naw.. I'm still in. I like these games. Friday it is. No exceptions. The pact is no good if someone bails.
 
alright...good solider...no bailing out baby...even in the case of death...if you die...you must ask out a living girl for coffee...lol....

2 Space Monkeys....more wanted...
 
Note to self: Don't open the conversation with "So I'm this Buffy fan, and I got this pact..."
 
lol...security would throw your ass out in a minute...maybe that'll be another mission...to make a complete ass out of yourself...lol...first mission first...
 
new rule...lesbians can participate in this mission...

come on you bunch of pansies...we need more than 2 stories...
 
alright...my man...terry is aboard...

as it stands...

soulgasm
khaych
terry

3....i have a feeling these might be the only dudes that take on the mission...if it is...its aight...we set the example...
 
i know i'm over analyzing this...but...

i'ma use the George Clooney approach in Out of Sight...the hotel bar scene with mrs lopez...

the way he said "can i buy you a drink"...flickering his lighter...oozing out confidence....had her just with his confidence in his voice...i guess it would take a george clooney to game with jenifer...cause she totally shot down those business losers...

he then totally entrances her with his dialogue...then at the end...when she asks him if he wants to leave with her...he says "yeah"....not the yeah in affirmative...but "yeah" in the way that he knew this would happen...he knew he would get her...just a matter of when she would figure it out...that's my approach...it'll work..
 
lol...good choice...i dont know how im gonna approach...but i'll think of something...

lol nice sig soulgasm
 
I'd do it but I don't have a mall where I live........Good luck!!*Imagines actually talking to a girl*.....*Faints*

LOL Xxx
 
go to a store...falk anything...if there are no commercial places...then your screwed...
 
the first tale takes place here

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the reason why i included this picture is because the tale starts at the carrosels you see in the pic......

after seein Bruce Almighty...i take a stroll around the mall..buy some stuff...just looking for the right oppurtunity...i don't get a reasonable shot until an hour later...this target was pretty...but she was in her own world reading a book and writing in what looked like to be a journal...

after an hour of seeing...too young...too slutty...too old...too many defenses(friends)...too much mass...i'm not really looking to hook up...i'm pretty tired at this point and wanna take a nap..

after i seen her...i knew this was my ticket out of this mission...i start approaching her table but right when i'm supposed to turn...i go into the supermarket...in the other direction...i realize what the gay side of me is doing and walk back out onto a bench...i figured out that if i keep thinking about it...it'll never get done...so i just let instincts take over...i started walking over to her table...feel my veins pulsating...

I stand right next to her table and ask her "Can I buy you a drink." I already no the response....WHy would a girl with something on her mind want to be bothered by the gasm...She smiles and says no...

i bow away quickly and leave...after walking away...i didn't feel rejected...i felt relieved...i could go home now...i can't lie and say i didn't want her to say yes...even though i was tired i would get perked up in a moment...i felt elated that i did something that i couldn't do before this day...

falkin huge step for me on the journey to regenerating ma balls...

looking forward to the other tales yall...
 
this is where it began...
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ok...i went to the mall...went around, bought a couple things then hung out at the food court for a bit, while i viewed my options...

after about 10-20 minutes i seen a couple oppertunities but was still waiting for better moments...after a bit i saw a chick who was cute...she was drinking an A&W drink and looked like she finished lunch...i started wondering around then finally walked over to where she was sitting...

i then said "hi" without thinking...she looked and smiled...after standing for a couple seconds i sat across from her and then said "how's it going?"...she smiled again while looking in her purse or something...i got a bit nervous when she didnt say anything...so i said "well i'll see ya later" then i got up and casually walked away without looking back...

when walking away i thought i should have talked a bit more or something to get her talking but it was too late to go back....

but ah well...
 
lol...damn...we both got dirshed didn't we...lol...just paying dues yo...just paying dues...

you know what would've been funny...if you asked her if you could buy her a drink when she was still drinking that A&W...lol...that would've been funny yo...

lol...i think i'm going to do this everytime i go to the mall....even if its just for milk...lol..
 
lol...can i buy ya a drink of the same drink your already drinking...lol

yeah, we both got dirshed...lol
 
can't wait to hear khaych's story....should be interesting...he knows how to tell a good story...

so far...two missions have been successful...only problem is that extra credit is failing...ah...extra credit can be earned at any time...balls can't...
 
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