The most embarressing thing

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What is the most embarressing thing you have ever done, or happened to you?


I was in Austria with my school class, and I can start by stating: I suck out loud at skiing. Without a doubt. I suck because I know it'll hurt when I fall, and I ALWAYS fall.
So, I was trying something easy, something everybody could do: I took the childrens skiing place. A little snowy hill with a T-lift.
HA! Even I could do that... I thought. I had to get up first of course. I got on the T-lift, but then it happened. The T-lift started going up, and i fell off. 5 times in a row. In the end I just sat in the snow, with my skiis on, crying.
But here's the embarressing thing: A big austrian man on skiis came over and told me to butt out of the childrens area, since I was in danger to others. I simply got banned from the childrens area.... Worst thing ever!
 
What is the most embarressing thing you have ever done, or happened to you?


I was in Austria with my school class, and I can start by stating: I suck out loud at skiing. Without a doubt. I suck because I know it'll hurt when I fall, and I ALWAYS fall.
So, I was trying something easy, something everybody could do: I took the childrens skiing place. A little snowy hill with a T-lift.
HA! Even I could do that... I thought. I had to get up first of course. I got on the T-lift, but then it happened. The T-lift started going up, and i fell off. 5 times in a row. In the end I just sat in the snow, with my skiis on, crying.
But here's the embarressing thing: A big austrian man on skiis came over and told me to butt out of the childrens area, since I was in danger to others. I simply got banned from the childrens area.... Worst thing ever!


lol! I sometimes need to buy shoes in the children section of the shoe store, my size is that small.

Anyway, (one) of my most embarressing moments were at school, it was about 3rd grade or so, and it was in the middle of a class where through the quietness of the other students and the teacher's talking, I all of a sudden... burped. It just came out, and everybody would look at me. It was horrible!
 
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That's embarressing!
I was in grade 4, and we were walking down to church from our school, which was next door. Anyway I was talking to my friends, and then all of a sudden I ran into the bus stop sign pole. I laughed it off after - but it hurt!!!
 
I was in grade 4, and we were walking down to church from our school, which was next door. Anyway I was talking to my friends, and then all of a sudden I ran into the bus stop sign pole. I laughed it off after - but it hurt!!!

I've done that before, but it was a lampost not a bus stop. Still hurt a lot though ¬_¬
 
When I was but a wee lad, we had a summer house on a lake. It had a wood stove for to heat with. Being the arrogant lad I wam (was/am) I was drying in front of the stove one night, doing a lil dance, shaking my thang.. when me wee lad WEE bumped into the stove and got burnt.

And that is a true story. I defy anyone to say something more embarrassing that being naked in front of a wood stove and burning their wee willie (not you little willie) winkie.. having to be rushed to the hospital, with but a towel on to cover your nether-regions etc etc and it's been downhill since. I mean... really.
 
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oh. my....sounds painful!
There's too many embarrassing incidents for me to mention, my whole life is embarrassing incident after the other. I remember moments of being so red-faced that I would nearly break my own teeth I tensed my jaw so hard. Yeah, I don't even want to think about this anymore, I feel sick.
 
The most embarrasing thing for me was 12th grade at the Charismas Party for us Seniors. A "friend" of mine, for all four years of high school, threw a piece of cake at my face in front of everybody for keeping it real with her and telling her she was being a bitch to everybody lately. She was always very sweet and kind but one day she came to school and was acting really bitchy. It went on for a few weeks before I finally called her on it. Anyway, everybody was laughing and I was really embarrassed. I wiped the cake off my face and left the party immediately after that and went home early. My sister (a sophomore at the time, who snuck into the party) was on her way up to the girl to let her have it, when one of the teachers saw her and thought she threw the cake at me. So she was removed from the party also.

After we came back from Christmas Break, I stopped talking to her so she lost all the friends she gained thanks to me. She sat at lunch all by herself and hardly anybody acknowledged her presence. Pretty soon, she was the outcast of the 2005 senior class. I forgave her eventually.
 
Embarrassing moment, eh?
One occasion does spring to mind. But I must warn you, it's kinda gross.

This was back in junior high, I think the 7th grade.
My best friend was always quietly cracking jokes and making me laugh out loud during the most innapropriate of times during classes....and usually ended up getting us both in trouble.

One day I was determined not to laugh, which unfortunately was also a day I had a bad runny nose.
During social studies class, my friend was doing his best to get me, but I held my laughter in and was successful for the most part....but it was a losing battle. I could feel myself turning red with the effort.

He finally caught me with a really hilarious one, and I had no choice but to let it go. Unfortunately, it was a rather abrupt and violent laugh that forced a huge amount of gooey, stringy snot out of my nose and all down the front of my shirt.
The whole class turned around and let out a huge, very loud chorus of "EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"

I must have turned an even deeper shade of red than I was earlier, as I was both embarrassed and pi$$ed off at my friend for doing this to me.

The social studies teacher then walked over and handed me a roll of paper towels...with a slight disgusted look on his face.

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